- Day 6 in Equestia
- >You are Anonymous.
- >You are 43 years old.
- >You love pranks.
- >And ponies can't see you.
- >Today's mark is Fluttershy.
- >For this prank you have the following items:
- >One can of baked beans(consumed this morning)
- >One raw cabbage(consumed with the beans)
- >Three hard boiled eggs(also consumed)
- >It's early afternoon and you are at maximum capacity.
- >You know that Flutters is meeting Rarity in the market for today's Spa date.
- >Ah, there she is, right on time.
- >You Solid Snake behind her, and follow until you hear..
- >RT: Oh Fluttershy, there you are. Are you ready to go to the spa?
- >FS: Um....oh...hi Rarity. Yes I'm ready to go, if that's ok with y-
- >You choose this as your release point.
- >You lift Fluttershy's tail and she tenses up a little.
- BBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!.....*squeak*....
- >Your butt trumpet is truely a force to be reckoned with.
- >RT: Oh Fluttershy! How could you!
- >She then throws up as the smell hits.
- >RT: Get away from me you uncouth (BARF!)
- >Rarity retreats from a shocked and stunned Fluttershy.
- >Her eyes begin to well up with delicious tears.
- >The other ponies in the market square begin to point and laugh at her.
- >Flutters runs back to her cottage, spaghetti leaking from her wings the whole way home.
- Today was a good day.
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