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Derpy

By: RPBN on Aug 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.23 KB  |  hits: 161  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Invisible Anon
  2. >and you are bored.
  3. >Let's see what Derpy's up to.
  4.  
  5. >You make a stop at Derpy's place before you head home.
  6. >You enter the run down home and hear noises coming from the bedroom.
  7. >It's Derpy, and Filthy Rich....
  8. >Damn, he's tearing that shit up....
  9. >Derpy doesn't look like she's enjoying it though.
  10. >FR: Spend all my rent money on muffins? Oh, I'll make you earn it you filthy whorse!
  11. >Derpy doesn't say anything, she just takes it and cries a little.
  12. >FR: Sing for me you wall eyed factory second!
  13. >He bites her on the back of the neck hard enough to draw blood.
  14. >Derpy lets out a wail of pain and despair.
  15.  
  16. >You leave the bedroom and go into the kitchen.
  17. >You look for the largest knife you can find.
  18. >Cake knife, a little dull.....perfect.
  19. >Time to fuck with Filthy.
  20. >You return to the bedroom.
  21. >It looks like Filthy is going to finish soon.
  22. Not on my watch.
  23. >You grab the bastard by the throat and pull him off and out of Derpy.
  24. >You slam him against the wall and rest the knife at the base of his member.
  25. Hi Filthy.
  26. I can't help but notice that the lady doesn't seem interested in your advances.
  27. You know it's very rude to stick your willy in someone when they aren't interested.
  28. >You press the knife against him hard enough to break the skin.
  29. >He flails about to try and get away, but you hold him fast.
  30. I'd say you don't deserve to have one, if you're going to misuse it like that.
  31. >He starts hyperventilating. Tears are forming in his eyes.
  32. Derpy stays here for free.
  33. For a year.
  34. >He nods.
  35. Also, you'll send someone around to fix the place up.
  36. >He nods again.
  37. Oh, and if you breathe a word of this to anyone, I'll hurt that cunt of a daughter you have.
  38. >He's crying those lovely bitch tears of his.
  39. Okay, you can go.
  40. >You drop him and step back.
  41. >He doesn't waste his chance, he madly runs out the door, horse cock flopping around between his legs.
  42. >Derpy is still on her bed,
  43. >she has her hooves covering her head.
  44. >She's quaking in fear.
  45. I'm going to help myself to whatever you have in the kitchen, and then I'm going to leave, okay?
  46. >She doesn't move or respond.
  47.  
  48. >You make yourself a tomato sandwich with salt and pepper on wheat toast.
  49. >It was truly the food of kings.
  50.  
  51.  
  52. >Today was a good day.