- >You are Anon, and you are worried.
- >All morning you've had the strangest feeling.
- >You hope Purple Smart hasn't found a way to stop your fun.
- >That would suck.
- >That, and you're pretty sure she'd castrate you if she got the chance.
- >You go to Twilight's.
- >It seems she has company.
- >You enter the housebrary and find a comfortable spot.
- >The CMC dressed in jump suits.
- >Oh my god, are those....Proton Packs!
- >Where the fuck did they get those?
- >And Scootaloo is using a pkE meter?!
- >How do they afford these things?
- >TS: But I'm telling you girls, I don't think it's a ghost.
- >AB: Well how else do you explain it?
- >TS: It's more likely a demented unicorn using the "Can't See Me" spell.
- >Oh and when I catch him, we're going to have a little chat and Mama Pie won't be the only p0ny with a decorative jar over her mantel.
- >That, and ghosts just aren't real.
- >You place your hand over your balls as if to protect them from Twilight's imaginary vengeance.
- >Sl: But if they're invisible, how are you going to catch him?
- >TS: I'm glad you asked, I've been working on a spell that cancels out magical effects.
- >Here let me show you.
- >Her horn lights up, her eyes glow white, and after a three second charge, a wave of energy blasts out of Twilight's body.
- >TS: There, now if there was an invisible p0ny in the room, that spell would have made him visible again.
- >They're not freaking out, it didn't work.
- >Time for some fun.
- >You move behind Twilight and yell
- DIDN'T WORK!
- >She jumps in surprise, you take the opportunity to grab her by the tail and you start to spin her around over your head.
- >Oh, she's screaming now.
- >The CMC are huddled against the wall in fear.
- >It looks like Scootaloo is trying to get a reading off the pkE Meter.
- >SL: It's not getting anything.
- >AB: That's cause it's my brother's gaydar, it won't help us here.
- >You laugh maniacally. This is very fun after all.
- >Oops, she stopped screaming, and here comes the chunk train.
- *HURK*
- >The walls of the library are now covered with what was lunch.
- >You stop spinning the purple unicorn.
- >With more care than you should give, you lay her on the sofa.
- >You should leave, she'll only be stunned for a minute.
- >The triple hum of proton packs engaging fills the room.
- Oh Fuck
- >They're going to cross the streams and kill us all.
- >You need to get out of here, now.
- >Too late.
- >The crusaders all fire at once filling the room with.........bubbles?
- >AB: Dang it, why'd we go to Derpy for these anyway?
- >SL: Because she always says yes?
- Okay, I'm out.
- >You leave the housebrary before Twilight comes to her senses.
- >These p0nies really suck at trying to stop you.
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