- Day 18 The CMC Clubhouse.
- >Three sullen fillies sit around a small table.
- >Drowning their woes in apple juice and cookies.
- >AB: The doctor said that he don't know Applejack's gunna git better.
- >Big Mac's workin' awful hard by hisself, he don't got time to play with me no more.
- >SB: Rarity's been impossible lately, first she blames me for ruining her bathroom, and then she's all mad because somp0ny dropped a duke in our refrigerator while we were on vacation.
- >We can't even stay in our house anymore, we've been living with Twilight and Spike.
- >SL: So what if she had a little accident, it happens to the best of p0nies......
- >SB: How could she even think that was me, I can't even make one that big.
- >SL: I'm going to pee myself in public to be just like her.
- >AB: I don't think that'll help Scootaloo.
- >SB: Who puts poo in the fridge anyway?
- >AB: Hey guys, doesn't seem like a bunch of weird things are happening to p0nies lately?
- >SL: Yeah, you mean like Fluttershy letting go of that monster fart?
- >SB: Ack, don't remind me, Rarity still hasn't forgiven her.
- >AB: I heard she was missing some chickens.
- >SL: And then that thing with Twilight at the town hall.
- >All three *shudder*
- >After a moment of silence Sweetie Belle speaks.
- >SB: What if it's all connected.
- >SL: Huh?
- >SB: Applejack hearing voices, mysterious poo in the fridge, p0nies losing control of their bodies.
- >AB: But what could be doin' all that?
- >SB: I dunno maybe maybe a ghost?
- >Scootaloo's eyes go wide and with a big grin she says.
- >SL: Yeah, a ghost. Dash would never piss herself, a ghost did it.
- >AB: A ghost made my sister scared of apples.
- >SB: A ghost took a dump in my fridge.
- >Sl: You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
- >All three: CUTIEMARK CRUSADER GHOSTBUSTERS YAY!!!!
- >Far away in P0nyville, you are relaxing in the park when you feel a chill go up your spine.
- >It was similar to the feeling you get when you wake up in the morning next to an ugly chick.
- This won't end well.