Title:           Berry Good Day
Author:          RPBN
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/VgvqYbnE
First Edit:      Thursday 2nd of August 2012 09:09:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 2nd of August 2012 09:09:26 AM CDT

>Okay, after yesterdays thing with Twilight you have to be extra careful.
>No more going into P0nyville during the day.
>Engage nocturnal mode.
>Things are very quiet at Sweet Apple Acres now that Applejack has been committed.
>That and everyone's asleep.
>It's incredibly boring.
>You go for a walk.
>It's two in the morning, but you're up because your lazy ass slept all day.
>To be fair though you were hiding from a very angry Twilight Sparkle.
>Let's go spy on her, and maybe shit in one of her books.
>Nah, shitting in stuff is a Rarity thing.
 
>As you make your way through town you notice a p0ny slumped in an alleyway.
>Light purple, strawberries and grapes on her ass.
>Ah yes, Berry Punch the town drunk.
>This mare deserves something special.
>Time to get your shovel.
 
>The sun breaks over the horizon as your preparations are complete.
>All it took was a shovel, some rope, and three cadavers.
>You have one biting onto Berry's tail, and one more tied to her leg.
>And one facing her nose to nose.
>Time to wake this bitch up.
>You shake her.
>You shake her again.
>You bite her in the nose.
>BP:GAH!
BRAINS BRAINS!
>You work the jaws of the dead p0ny like a puppet.
BRAINS BRAINS
>She bolts, right through you.
>Fuck, now you're covered in dead p0ny, gross.
>You watch as Berry runs in circles through P0nyville.
>A p0nyhead latched onto her tail and another flopping along next to her.
>Her screaming is starting to wake everyone up.
>A few p0nies are trying to stop her, but she keeps bucking them and saying that they're infected.
>*sigh* Well, time to go to Rarity's for a shower.
>Maybe I'll shit in her sock drawer.
 
Today was a Romero day.