- >Okay, after yesterdays thing with Twilight you have to be extra careful.
- >No more going into P0nyville during the day.
- >Engage nocturnal mode.
- >Things are very quiet at Sweet Apple Acres now that Applejack has been committed.
- >That and everyone's asleep.
- >It's incredibly boring.
- >You go for a walk.
- >It's two in the morning, but you're up because your lazy ass slept all day.
- >To be fair though you were hiding from a very angry Twilight Sparkle.
- >Let's go spy on her, and maybe shit in one of her books.
- >Nah, shitting in stuff is a Rarity thing.
- >As you make your way through town you notice a p0ny slumped in an alleyway.
- >Light purple, strawberries and grapes on her ass.
- >Ah yes, Berry Punch the town drunk.
- >This mare deserves something special.
- >Time to get your shovel.
- >The sun breaks over the horizon as your preparations are complete.
- >All it took was a shovel, some rope, and three cadavers.
- >You have one biting onto Berry's tail, and one more tied to her leg.
- >And one facing her nose to nose.
- >Time to wake this bitch up.
- >You shake her.
- >You shake her again.
- >You bite her in the nose.
- >BP:GAH!
- BRAINS BRAINS!
- >You work the jaws of the dead p0ny like a puppet.
- BRAINS BRAINS
- >She bolts, right through you.
- >Fuck, now you're covered in dead p0ny, gross.
- >You watch as Berry runs in circles through P0nyville.
- >A p0nyhead latched onto her tail and another flopping along next to her.
- >Her screaming is starting to wake everyone up.
- >A few p0nies are trying to stop her, but she keeps bucking them and saying that they're infected.
- >*sigh* Well, time to go to Rarity's for a shower.
- >Maybe I'll shit in her sock drawer.
- Today was a Romero day.
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