Title:           Arrival for a Princess
Author:          RPBN
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First Edit:      Monday 13th of August 2012 11:01:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 13th of August 2012 11:01:39 AM CDT

Day 37 in Equestria.
>You're avoiding P0nyville for now.
>The main six (minus Applejack) have been on the warpath.
>Twilight had the bright idea that maybe you'd show up under infrared light.
>You didn't want to stay around to see if she was right.
>So, off to Canterlot you go....we'll see how Celestia is holding up.
>She should be back from her trip now.
>You'll have to ask how Narnia is this time of year.
>Oh, and you'll see Luna too.
>Pipsqueak's parents are pushing for a royal marriage.
>They claim to be defending his honor, you think they're trying to get a payday.
>Either way, that's one lucky little colt.
 
>You had an epiphany while riding the train to the capital.
>P0ny heads only come up to your waist.
>A plan forms.
 
 
>You are Luna, and you are slightly overworked at the moment.
>Celestia has recovered from her demonic possession and will resume her duties today.
>Not a moment too soon either, there had been whispers that you were performing a coup d'etat.
>You'd never do such a thing, at least not lately....okay, they had reasons to be a little anxious.
>But you'd changed right?
>Of course you have!
>You've gone from attempted regicide to becoming a pedophile in only one thousand years.
>......
>You need a hug, and then a very stiff drink.
>And then perhaps you should have your future husband come for a visit.
>No, in a few years maybe.
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>What is that odd sound?
>No matter, tis time to great our sister.
 
Anon POV
>The night princess heads to her sister's chambers.
>You follow, one hand pumping at a steady pace.
>This would go faster if you had something other than horse ass to stare at.
*sigh*
>Oh well, work with what you've got.
>You both arrive at Celestia's bedroom.
>You sneak in as the guards let Luna enter.
>Celestia is awake and resting in bed.
>She is reading what appears to be the "P0nyville Express"
>L: Good morning to you sister, how are you feeling today?
>C: I'm doing much better, any idea what happened to us?
>L: I've asked Twilight Sparkle to look into it but *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>C:Luna, what is that sound?
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>L: I am unsure, do you think there is some kind of infestation in the castle?
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>C: Maybe.
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>L:Perhaps a bird is nesting in the walls?
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>C: No, it sounds very familiar.
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>L: Yes, if only we can remember what is is called.
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
>C: Oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
*Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*.....Ah.
>You blow your load all over the moon princess.
>Leaving maps of Hawaii all over her face and mane.
>C: Now I remember, that's the sound of a minotaur masturbating.
>Luna begins to hyperventilate.
>L:NONONONONONONO!
>She runs into the bathroom and turns on the shower.
>They do not make water hot enough.
>You try to leave, but find yourself surrounded by a golden aura.
>C: I believe you have many things to answer for.
 
Fuck