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Arrival for a Princess

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  1. Day 37 in Equestria.
  2. >You're avoiding P0nyville for now.
  3. >The main six (minus Applejack) have been on the warpath.
  4. >Twilight had the bright idea that maybe you'd show up under infrared light.
  5. >You didn't want to stay around to see if she was right.
  6. >So, off to Canterlot you go....we'll see how Celestia is holding up.
  7. >She should be back from her trip now.
  8. >You'll have to ask how Narnia is this time of year.
  9. >Oh, and you'll see Luna too.
  10. >Pipsqueak's parents are pushing for a royal marriage.
  11. >They claim to be defending his honor, you think they're trying to get a payday.
  12. >Either way, that's one lucky little colt.
  13.  
  14. >You had an epiphany while riding the train to the capital.
  15. >P0ny heads only come up to your waist.
  16. >A plan forms.
  17.  
  18.  
  19. >You are Luna, and you are slightly overworked at the moment.
  20. >Celestia has recovered from her demonic possession and will resume her duties today.
  21. >Not a moment too soon either, there had been whispers that you were performing a coup d'etat.
  22. >You'd never do such a thing, at least not lately....okay, they had reasons to be a little anxious.
  23. >But you'd changed right?
  24. >Of course you have!
  25. >You've gone from attempted regicide to becoming a pedophile in only one thousand years.
  26. >......
  27. >You need a hug, and then a very stiff drink.
  28. >And then perhaps you should have your future husband come for a visit.
  29. >No, in a few years maybe.
  30. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  31. >What is that odd sound?
  32. >No matter, tis time to great our sister.
  33.  
  34. Anon POV
  35. >The night princess heads to her sister's chambers.
  36. >You follow, one hand pumping at a steady pace.
  37. >This would go faster if you had something other than horse ass to stare at.
  38. *sigh*
  39. >Oh well, work with what you've got.
  40. >You both arrive at Celestia's bedroom.
  41. >You sneak in as the guards let Luna enter.
  42. >Celestia is awake and resting in bed.
  43. >She is reading what appears to be the "P0nyville Express"
  44. >L: Good morning to you sister, how are you feeling today?
  45. >C: I'm doing much better, any idea what happened to us?
  46. >L: I've asked Twilight Sparkle to look into it but *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  47. >C:Luna, what is that sound?
  48. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  49. >L: I am unsure, do you think there is some kind of infestation in the castle?
  50. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  51. >C: Maybe.
  52. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  53. >L:Perhaps a bird is nesting in the walls?
  54. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  55. >C: No, it sounds very familiar.
  56. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  57. >L: Yes, if only we can remember what is is called.
  58. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*
  59. >C: Oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
  60. *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*.....Ah.
  61. >You blow your load all over the moon princess.
  62. >Leaving maps of Hawaii all over her face and mane.
  63. >C: Now I remember, that's the sound of a minotaur masturbating.
  64. >Luna begins to hyperventilate.
  65. >L:NONONONONONONO!
  66. >She runs into the bathroom and turns on the shower.
  67. >They do not make water hot enough.
  68. >You try to leave, but find yourself surrounded by a golden aura.
  69. >C: I believe you have many things to answer for.
  70.  
  71. Fuck
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