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  1. Day 12 in Equestria
  2. >Applejack.
  3. >You've put a bit of thought and work into this one.
  4. >Your prank supplies today consist of:
  5. >One bag of apples with messages carved into them.
  6. >One costume made entirely out of apples.
  7. >A shovel.
  8. >Let's do this bitch.
  9.  
  10. >Applejack is busy bucking apples whistling her favorite song "Hurr Durr Ima Horse"
  11. >When she feels the impact of an apple striking the back of her head.
  12. >AJ: What the hay?
  13. >She looks down at the offending fruit to find a message carved into it.
  14. >"We're Watching You"
  15. >AJ: Somep0ny playin' a trick on me?
  16. >An apple smacks her side.
  17. >"No"
  18. >AJ: Ifin this is you Big Mac I don't think this is funny.
  19. >No more apples are thrown for the moment. Applejack gets back to work.
  20. >An hour later Applejack leans over to pick up an apple bucket when a red projectile pegs her in the ass.
  21. >AJ: Gosh darn it, this ain't fu-
  22. >She stops when she reads the message.
  23. >"We know what you did"
  24. >Applejack gets nervous.
  25. >AJ: I I don't know what your talkin' about.
  26. >You peg her on the side of the head.
  27. >"We saw you"
  28. >AJ: Sh sh sh shut up.
  29. >This one hits her flank.
  30. >"We watched you bury them"
  31. >AJ: I I I don't know what yer talkin' about.
  32. >An apple rolls in front of her.
  33. >"The orchard is angry"
  34. >She gulps.
  35. >"The apple god is coming"
  36. >AJ: Apple God?
  37. >"We must grow"
  38. >"We need you"
  39. >"Under us"
  40. >"Forever"
  41. >Applejack is looking pretty freaked out. Time to end it.
  42. >You sneak up behind her.
  43. I need you.
  44. >She turns and to her it looks as though a six foot stack of apples came alive and spoke to her.
  45. Feed my roots forever.
  46. >You lift the shovel as if to strike at her.
  47. >She bolts toward the house.
  48. >AJ: BIG MAC, GRANNY, APPLEBLOOM, ANYP0NY HELP ME!
  49. My work here is done.
  50. >You take the suit off, pick up an apple, eat it and walk toward the town.
  51.  
  52.  
  53. Today was a good day.
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