- >It's Saturday morning.
- >You fucking hate Saturday.
- >Because that means last night was Friday night,
- >and a certain blue pegasus went to the bar and got shitfaced.
- >The warm furry body cuddled up against you confirms your assessment.
- >It's morning and Rainbow Dash snuck into your bed, again.
- >At least your pajamas are still on.
- >You sneak out of bed carefully
- >and heave a heavy sigh as you go down to the kitchen to make breakfast.
- >You make eggs, hashbrowns and toast and put on a pot of coffee.
- >Enough for three. as you are expecting another visitor.
- >As soon as breakfast is ready you hear a knock at the door.
- Come in Fluttershy
- >You yell from the kitchen.
- >Fluttershy opens the door and walks in.
- >She goes and sits at the table in her usual spot.
- >She notices the third setting and says,
- >Oh Anon....are threesomes your fetish?
- >She gives you bedroom eyes, you shudder involuntarily.
- No Fluttershy. Rainbow tied on on last night and decided to crash here afterward.
- >You don't mention that she broke into your house or that she snuck into your bed.
- >You really don't need two of them doing that.
- >FS: Oh, I see...Anon?
- No Fluttershy, sloppy drunks aren't my fetish either.
- >FS: Oh.....okay.
- >She begins to eat breakfast.
- >It's been like this for months.
- >At first you yelled, and then you threatened.
- >You said everything you could think of.
- >But the yellow mare won't leave you alone.
- >Fluttershy comes every morning to guess your fetish.
- >Other than being slightly annoying, the act itself is pretty harmless.
- >She's never tried to force you or anything.
- >She just tries to talk you into sleeping with her.
- >Rainbow Dash on the other hand.
- >She started out as your best friend here in Equestria.
- >You two were inseparable.
- >Until you found out what wing massages really do.
- >You were pissed at her when you figured it out.
- >Friends don't enable sexual assault.
- >So now instead of drinking with you on the weekends,
- >she drinks alone.
- >And then she gets into your house to cuddle up to you in drunken slumber.
- >Again, at first you yelled and threatened, but she just kept doing it.
- >She never violated while you slept, and you did feel kind of sorry for her.
- >As long as she doesn't throw up on you, you could tolerate this.
- >It doesn't mean that you don't give her a piece of your mind when she gets up.
- >Fucking gross xenophile p0nies.
- >Rainbow comes downstairs, she looks like shit.
- Hey Rainbow, I made you some coffee.
- >You hand her a cup.
- >RD: Thanks Anon. Goodmorning Fluttershy.
- >The two pegasi stare at each other for a tense moment before she answers.
- >FS: Goodmorning Rainbow.
- >The three of you sit and eat breakfast in relative silence.
- >Once you are finished, you take your plate and put it in the sink.
- Okay girls, I have to get ready for my interview session with Twilight today.
- Go ahead and show yourselves out when you're finished.
- Don't worry about the dishes I'll get to those later.
- >Fluttershy tries to look sultry and fails due to the crumbs around her mouth.
- >FS: Anon, I can help you in the shower...if that's okay with you?
- >You give her a disgusted look.
- No, I've got it under control.
- >RD: Hey Anon, do you mind if I stick around and wait for you, we really need to talk.
- >You really don't want to deal with this today.
- Fine, but stay away from the bathroom while I'm in there.
- >You don't wait for an answer as you go upstairs to your bathroom.
- >One shit shower and shave later you put on fresh clothes and head downstairs.
- >Fluttershy has gone home, and Rainbow is sitting at the table drinking coffee.
- >RD: I'm sorry Anon, I keep doing this to you, and I'm sorry
- >But I just can't stop it. I need you Anon...you complete me in ways I can't describe.
- >I feel empty when you're not there. It's like a hole in my chest and you're the only person who can fill it...
- Stop it Rainbow.
- >She looks like she's about to cry. Just like every other time we've had this conversation.
- You know I don't feel that way about you. You know what I gave up when I was brought here.
- I can never have my wife back and you can't replace her.
- I don't love you. At best I am willing to be your friend.
- But you'll never get what you really want from me. Ever.
- >She's sobbing openly now, you put a hand on her shoulder.
- You need to get over me, I'm not worth this much anguish.
- >RD: I gotta, I gotta go.
- >And with that she flies out of your house and out of your life.
- >Until next week of course.
- >She needs a boyfriend.
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