Title:           Tamed Smarty
Author:          RAPEMASTER64
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/0v498HkQ
First Edit:      Sunday 3rd of June 2012 01:55:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 3rd of June 2012 01:55:03 AM CDT

>come home from work
>oh fuck
>a fluffy pony herd broke in somehow
>everything is a mess, there's shit everywhere
>a green unicorn fluffy pony comes to the front of the herd
>"Dis our home now! Hooman weave or I give big owchies!"
>Fucking smarty friends.
>"Big ouchies you say? Well then, go ahead. Give me big ouchies."
>Two earth ponies start to get ready to charge, but the smarty holds them back.
>"Smawty fwend magic is good enuf!"
>It's horn to starts to glow a little.
>A small ray of light is fired at your leg.
>You can't feel a thing.
>Smarty friends starts shitting.
>"W...weave dis pwace...dis ours now..."
>"No, I think i'll stay here. Take your herd and leave."
>"Fwends hewp give big huwties to hooman!"
>Several fluffy ponies charge at your leg and start headbutting.
>Wow its fucking nothing.
>You ignore them, and walk over to the smarty.
>You pick him up and bring our your pocket knife.
>You lay him down on a table.
>"Wet smarty fwend go or I give you bad owchies!"
>"Yeah, whatever."
>You start cutting along his stomach.
>"Ow! Nu huwty tummy! Pwease stop! Or I give...b...big owchies!"
>Good thing you have lemon juice and salt on that same table. For some reason.
>You pour some lemon juice on the wounds, and sprinkle some salt.
>"NU MORE OWIES! I GIVE BIG HUWTIES! PWEASE STAWP HUWT!"
>You stick your pocket knife in his anus.
>"NU HUWTY POOPY PWACE! Pw...pwease...no huwty poopie pwace! Hewp! Hewp!"
>He starts shitting everywhere.
>You decide to pour some salted lemon juice into his anus.
>"Pwease stop poopie pwace huwties! Smawty do anything to stawp poopie pwace owchies!"
>"Okay. Stop calling yourself a smarty friend then."
>"Nu! I smawty fwend!"
>"You want pain, you got pain..."
>You get your lighter out.
>You search for his penis, light your lighter, and start burning.
>"NO HUWTY HAPPY PWACE! Need for speciaw huggies! Pwease! Hewp!"
>The herd can do nothing but stand and watch in shock.
>"NU HAPPY PWACE HURTIES! PWEASE! I GOOD FWUFFY!"
>"What was that?"
>"I...I good fwuffy...I no smawty fwend..."
>"That's what I wanted to hear. Now, your herd needs to leave, but you can stay."
>"Realwy? New daddy?"
>"Yes, of course."
>You turn to the herd, and tell them to the leave.
>They're too shocked to even freak out, and leave immediately.
>"Yay daddy!"
>You take your cock and start rubbing it.
>You find his wounded asshole, and stick it in.
>"OW WHY HUWT POOPIE PWACE? I good fwuffy! No smawty fwend! Pwease stawp!"
>"Oh, you're mine now. You do whatever I say. You pleasure me whenever I want. You don't complain. You got that?"
>"Poopie pwace...huwty...pwease...stawp..."
>You thrust even faster.
>Good end.