Rp Forum Cancer: Chap 1

    You see, there are places on the internet where all evil shows its face, in the form of the people within them. I stumbled in to one of places once, a free form rp forum. This place was populated with every kind of human cancer possible every single player contained within the damned place was a mary sue with a personality just as absurd as their powers. I was disgusted. So I joined the forum, to see if there was a way I could hurt this shit fest of a mess. I studied to see what type of shit they liked to pull in detail. It was chaos and darkness powers, every single one. Entropic Fire, Black Laser, Void Beam, I was pretty sure that they didn't even know what half of these words meant. So I built a character that was pretty much the opposite of all their bullshit, and built to beat it. I made an energy based being, because they seem to know no other solution than spamming their special powers. I made him alien in mind and played it like it said to cut all the drama bullshit they could try and drag him in. Last of all, I made him of 'order', to screw up every single power they had. I justified this in that with only chaos all matter would be just gone, and nothing could ever have predictable results. I named this bastard 'Sabre', and it was the beginning of the end for the forum. You see, when I first showed up everything revolved around the admin who ran most non-player controlled events and his hambeast of a girlfriend who played a character named 'Rose'.

     

    I set up Sabre as a small antagonist and had him wandering around the woods out of nothing but boredom. I said that he wandered like this for countless years due to 'lack of direction'. This wooded area was currently host to the current major 'party' with the hambeast and company. You see, when I ran in to them I pretended to be a regular guy just lost in the woods, and asking for direction to the nearby town. However, since Rose looked at my character sheet I made for this, and saw Neutral Evil listed as my alignment, she got all hostile. You see, this is where I deal the first strike against the forum. I continued to act like a normal person, and the rest of the party reacts to Rose exactly how they see it, her threatening a guy who just wants to know how to get the fuck out of the woods. It helped that they did not read the character sheet. This was when Rose's player decided that she would attack me to prove to every single other player that I was hiding powers, by forcing me to use them. So she started launching energy attacks and all that, putting up a shield to defend herself from my foul magics. The rest of her group is yelling at her at this point, and I simply have my character yell "Get away, I just want to go home!" and shoot a flare gun at her. She did not expect this and was apparently stunned, and my character looked to the rest of the party and asked for help. They all helped due to the fact she apparently went fucking insane, tackling her down and using all types of sue magic. She got up and fought back with her own sue powers, and I did nothing but run. Of course, the party disbanded right after this due to drama about it, and they didn't particularly want to deal with her anymore

     

    Stats So Far:

    Players run off: 4

    Plots Derailed: 1