Title:           Herbal Grape and friends. Personality a and relationships.
Author:          Punkypaste
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SrzbmCA3
First Edit:      Friday 11th of September 2015 02:38:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 11th of September 2015 02:38:32 AM CDT

Right before I dig myself into a hole, NONE IF THIS IS REAL YET. It's just a thing I thought would be fun to wright, and is my take on herbal grape and his friends, and there relationships with each other. If the other anon's think this is good hey can do what they please with the info given. If not, the world keeps spinning.
 
HERBAL GRAPE:
Nicknames: grapes[lemon] grapie[grass]
Talent: brewing.
Job: brewer for a local farm.
Sexuality: bi, but he insists he's straight.
Hobbie: skateboarding
Physical features: Pegasus, pastel purple coat with peach hair and teal highlights.
Cutiemark: two grape bunches
 
Info: grape is a mare like stallion who is fairly new to crossdressing, and is highly secretive. He has a few mental walls keeping him from expressing his love of mare clothing in public, but will gladly do it if he is with grass and in low populated areas where no one knows him, or in his bedroom. He sees his crossdressing as a guilty pleasure and is very insecure about others knowing. The exception to this being grass, who he grows more and more fond of every mouth. Despite being a master drink brewer, Herbal Grape is a massive light weight, and dilutes his alcohol with as much ice, soda and water as possible.
 
 
GRACIOUS GRASS:
Nicknames: grass[grape] kiddo[lemon]
Talent: growing bush fruits and berries.
Job: part time gardener at the same local farm that grape works at, and part time model
Sexuality: so gay that he has a 50/50% chance of turning any straight pony gay
Hobbie: crossdressing, collecting stuffed animals bamed after movie stars.
Physical features: earth pone, thin body with big eyelashes and neatly brushed long mane and rain, short, green coat and read mane
Cutiemark: male gender symbol (whatever it's called) wearing a dress
 
Info: gracious grass is a VERY mare like stalion who so girly that another stalion could mistake him for a mare, and ask him out on a date. Unfortunately, grass is very submissive due to a hard childhood and Homelife as a kid, and is afraid to say no to many things in terror that he may anger ponies or worse, get hit. This has also made him the worst small talker this side of equestria. Because of this, grass is rarely seen outside, apart from his farm works and his modeling agency. Gracious grass is getting into skating with the help of grape, who since the day they met has had the hots for. He also walks home with grape after they finish there work for the day.
 
LEMON FRESH.
Nicknames: lemon PHresh [grape]
Lemy[grass]
Talent: using words or magic to help ponies out with inner demons and relationship problems.
Job: psychiatrist.
Sexuality: take how gay grass is and convert that gayness into straightness.
Hobbie: video games, writhing a novel that no one will ever read anytime soon.
Physical features: man like snout with stern piercing eyes, with a short cut mane and tail.
Cutiemark: dark red heart with a with a key opened padlock in the middle of the heart.
 
 
Info: lemon fresh is stern, intelligent, and kind mare, but can be strict when the time calls. She is the best psychiatrist of a psychological help and advice center, specializing in relationship problems, odd dreams, and inner demons.Lemon's most regular client is gracious grass who often comes in about self esteem and abandonment issues. Lemon makes the most bits out of the three and can afford weekly trips to the pub. She often brings grape for Friday night drinking, and pays for his drinks. (Grape limited to 3 drinks per two weeks) she is also oblivious to grape's crossdressing, and hates being lied to.
 
 
RELATIONSHIPS.
 
ALL:
The three ponies are fortunate enough to live right next to each other. The order being grape, lemon, and grass going left to right. Since this is the case, they all decided to split rent into thirds, with each pony paying 1/3 of each houses rent. Lemon takes the role as a sort of landlord, and helps grass and grape keep up there end of the deal, by taking away privileges, such as Internet, and tv. (Lemon haveing control of both) lemon has one rule that the colts must live by. NEVER lie to her in ANY way, or you will have to work a desk job at her work, in a suit and an embarrassing tie.
 
HERBAL GRAPE AND GRACIOUS GRASS;
 
Herbal grape and gracious grass see each other as comrades in arms. They do almost everything together and when one is in sight he other use slu is too. Herbal grape was never very sociable but since Merton grass has started to come out of his shell. gracious grass gets a friend to talk to and hang around with, since lemon I sent around very often. These two have organized for there breaks at work to be at the same time, allowing for about 15 minutes of talk between the tw. Grass works at the modeling agency before he works at the farm, grape goes to pick him up each day and takes him to the farm in a cart pulled by grape, who is on a skateboard. They walk home each day together and talk about there work and any gossip they might have heard. In the winter time, the go to the ice rink together and skate around a bit. Grass is a bit shaky but is often being held from behind by grape, who is skilled at anything with the word skate in the title. The two also have romantic feelings toward each other, but grass being afraid to speak his mind and grape to proud to admit it, neither have the guts to confess, and neither wants to ask the other.
 
HERBAL GRAPE AND LEMON FRESH:
 
Grape sees lemon fresh as someone to be obeyed and not questioned. Someone to respect and please. He dose this by attempting to impress her with skateboard tricks. She humors him. Lemon sees grape as a prescription friend to grass, and a vital asset to her job stability. She sees herbal less as a pony to talk to when fun times are in order, and more as a curtail block in the tower of gracious grass's mental health.  Herbal and lemon don't tend to hang around to often, because of lemons work and grapes free time spent with grass. The two have become drinking buddies and go down to the local pub, after makeing sure grass will be ok alone. Grape orders very diluted and sweet drinks that his work makes, and orders whatever is new on the menu and proceeds to critique it. A lot of the time, grape forgets to ask the bartender to dilute the drink or orders something that has to much of the good stuff and passes out. Leading to lemon carrying him home, and putting him on the guest bed. Grape furiously apologizes the next morning and makes breakfast for lemon. Lemon docent make him do it but grape dose it out of habit.
 
GRACIOUS GRASS AND LEMON FRESH.
 
The relationship that these two have is sort of a son and mother bond, as well as the compleat trust that a student would have with a teacher or school councilor. Grass having a poor home life as a child sees lemon as a mother he never had, and someone who he could tell all to and feel safe around. Lemon sees grass as someone who needs constant monitoring. The two have bi weekly appointments and talk about his early life and how it effects the present. The two spent a lot of time together before herbal grape came to town.   Pre grape life for the two was difficult. Gracious grass had trouble at work because stallions constantly hit on him and made him panic and hide in fear. This ended up resulting in 2-4 phone calls to lemon a week. These phone calls interfered with her work to the point where she considered hiring a bodyguard for him. Then grape came along and it all worked out. Lemon knows of grass's crossdressing and often attends karaoke nights he sings at.
 
 
HERBAL GRAPE AND THE PUBLIC
 
There are only 4 ponies he trusts, and the public ain't any of them.
 
GRACIOUS GRASS AND THE PUBLIC
 
grass tends to not leave his home without company. He is scared to death of the general public to the point where he asks grape or lemon to come with him grocery shopping. Grape scares off creeps because skateboards are good blunt objects to hit people with, and keeps the flank slappers at bay. Lemon scares them off by just her mere being around. Making the flank sappers think that there a couple.
 
LEMON FRESH AND THE PUBLIC.
 
Lemon is both feared and loved by the public. Feared because of her strength and intimidating posture, and a close understanding of everyone's personal life, that could easily be used against them selfs. She is loved by pretty much every mare who doesn't know better. They make appointments for dating advice alone. She is also loved by the ponies who she has helped. Like grass.
 
It also helps that it's her job to listen to there personal problems.