Title:           Punny Pinkie: Wheelchair
Author:          PunAnon
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First Edit:      Tuesday 9th of April 2013 04:10:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 9th of April 2013 04:10:44 PM CDT

>Rumor has it that the next issue of Daring Do was coming out soon, so it was only natural that you would go get a hold of the biggest fan in Ponyville.
>Throwing rocks at the giant house in the sky, you try to get the attention of the blue speedster, Rainbow Dash.
"Yo, Dash! Get your butt out here! I have something important to tell you."
>After fifteen minutes of rock throwing and broken windows, it was safe to say she wasn't home.
>'Where the hell could she be?' you mutter to yourself.
>Digging your hands into your pockets, you make your way to the Treebrary.
>As you approach it, you can hear quite a commotion inside.
>Opening the door, you peek inside.
>Rainbow, Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack were crowed around something.
"Hey guys, what are you up to?"
>They all turn to see you when Pinkie is revealed to be the attention grabber.
>She was in a wheelchair with casts wrapped around her back legs.
"Oh shit! Pinkie, are you okay?! What happened?"
>You walk up to her as she gives you a sad look.
>"I was helping the Cakes put dough into an industrial mixer. Things got sour from then on there..."
>Feeling a little bit of pity, you find yourself asking the one question you dreaded.
"Is there anything I can do to help?"
>A small smile works its way onto her face.
>"Do you mind giving me a piggie back ride?"
>Such a simple request?
"Sure."
>You lift her up onto your back as she wraps her hooves around your neck.
>Turning your head to her, you instantly regret helping her.
>That corrupt smile of her's was on her face.
>"Thanks! I couldn't STAND being in a wheelchair!"