Title:           Punny Pinkie: Transfats
Author:          PunAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WjdvrxD3
First Edit:      Thursday 11th of April 2013 02:32:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 11th of April 2013 02:32:32 AM CDT

>Ever since your sex change, you really let yourself go.
>Your once beautiful, sleek figure has now gone to waste after eating hundreds of donuts.
>You probably gained about two-three hundred pounds.
>It didn't help that you were stuck inside your house tinkering with all these strange electronics you picked up from your time in Equestria.
>Everyday you would sit down, stuff yourself with two or three dozens donuts, and tinker away at the strange devices.
>Today, however, you looked inside your pantry and felt as if you were about to have a heart attack.
>You weren't sure if the fat finally got to you, or because you realized you ran out of donuts.
>Slowly backing away from the empty cabinet, you slowly waddle to your office where you held all the devices.
>Grabbing the kart like hover machine you picked up in Canterlot, you head out the door towards the only place that made donuts without being "healthy" and ruining the taste: Sugarcube Corner.
>By the time you reach the store, you're out of breath from the trip, though you never actually performed any physical activity.
>Giving yourself a small five minute break, you catch your breath before entering the store.
>Pinkie sits behind the counter with a courteous smile.
>"Hi Anon! What can I help you with?"
>After taking a moment to move the fat away from your esophagus by vibrating your throat, you finally emit the statement.
"Let me get forty dozen donuts."
>She puts on a Cheshire Cat's grin.
>"Sorry Anon, but I can't do that. It's against the new rule."
>After another throat rumble you return a statement with what sounds like an angry tone.
"What new rule?!"
>"The new rule states that we don't serve TRANSFATS!"