Title:           Punny Pinkie: Sleeping Pills
Author:          PunAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/TESEdgFm
First Edit:      Monday 8th of April 2013 01:26:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 8th of April 2013 01:26:04 PM CDT

>No matter how hard you tried, you just could do it.
>Sleep would not allow itself upon your person for the past three days.
>You tried all the oldschool remedies: Warm milk, smooth jazz, even lying in a warm bath.
>But no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't fall asleep.
>So you decided it would be best to consult a doctor, which led you to Dr. Stable.
>After your examination, he hands you a prescription for sleeping pills.
>Once the appointment is over, you take a short walk over to the pharmacy.
>Handing over the prescription to the pharmacist, you feel someone tap your back.
>As you turn around, you look down at the pink abberation.
>"Hi Anonymous! What are you up to?"
"Medicine," you grunt.
>She tilts her head in confusion.
>"Are you sick?"
>You shake your head and turn back to the pharmacist who has your medicine prepared.
>Grabbing the bag, you quickly head out of the store and lose Pinkie.
>Closing your front door, you lock it up and close all the shades in your home.
>There was no need for distractions.
>Placing the pillbox on top of your nightstand, you head into the kitchen to get a glass of water.
>You return to find Pinkie sitting on your bed.
"Pinkie?! How did you get in here? Why-"
>She interrupts you with a loud "SHHHHH!" before gearing into her devious smile.
>"Don't make so much noise! These are sleeping pills, you don't want to wake them up."