Title:           Punny Pinkie: Rockstar
Author:          PunAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XFMMsVHE
First Edit:      Tuesday 9th of April 2013 04:10:14 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 9th of April 2013 04:10:14 PM CDT

>All your life you prepared for this.
>The time had come for you to become a rockstar!
>For almost twenty years you have been practicing the guitar and now the day has come to show everyone your stuff!
>So Rainbow Dash organized a nice little concert for you right in Ponyville.
>Sitting in your dressing room, Rarity applies your makeup and last minute clothing adjustments.
>"Darling, this is going to be spectacular! Ponies from Canterlot and Manehatten have come to see you today!"
>Looking down at your guitar, you pick at the strings.
"Yeah, but I must admit, I'm a little nervous."
>Rarity pats you on the shoulder and gives you a large smile.
>"There's nothing to be nervous about, Darling. Just do your best and everything will be fine."
>You give her a fake smile, convincing her that you're okay, but you could still feel the butterflies in your stomach.
>A swift knock rasps against the door of the dressing room, nearly making you jump out of your skin.
>The coordinator pokes his head through the door with a clipboard in his hoof.
>"Seven minutes until curtain!"
>Grabbing your trusty guitar, you head to the stage where you can hear all the noise from the crowd outside.
>You begin breathing in slowly, just like your drama teacher told you to do when you had stage fright.
>Suddenly, one of the drums behind you pops, revealing the evil pink monstrosity with her familiar grin.
>"It's only a concert, Anonymous. You should really stop fretting!"