Title:           Punny Pinkie: No Time
Author:          PunAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/v1ytbiT3
First Edit:      Monday 27th of January 2014 10:27:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 27th of January 2014 10:27:52 AM CDT

>"Anon, it's alright. That's just how Pinkie is."
>Twilight slowly trots over to you, wearing a seductive expression.
>"I think you need something to take your mind all your troubles."
>Putting her hoofs on your thighs, she brings her face up to yours.
>Her hot breath beats against your lips as she inches closer, closing her eyes.
>Placing a hand on the back of her head, you feel silk-like mane and bring yourself closer.
>A loud thud echoes throughout the treebrary, breaking your concentration.
>Your eyes dart throughout the room and Twilight follows in suit.
>In a sudden burst, one of the bookcases near you launches from the wall.
>Pinkie Pie reveals herself, a sinister grin plastered across her face.
>Standing up, you can't help but feel the intense fury of thousand white sun course throughout your body.
"Pinkie! What the fuck is your problem?!"
>Pinkie wipes the dust from her coat, the smile on her face growing still.
>"Oh, hi Anon! Do you have the time?"
>Your knuckle begin to turn white as your hands curl up.
>The twitch in your eye makes Twilight back up, fear evident on her face.
"For fuck's sake, Pinkie! It's time to get a watch!"
>That smile.
>That fucking evil, crooked smile.
>It curls onto her face as you cock your arm back, ready to knock this pink menace out.
>"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time!"