Title:           Punny Pinkie: Giftwrapping
Author:          PunAnon
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First Edit:      Sunday 7th of April 2013 10:42:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 7th of April 2013 10:42:24 PM CDT

>Today was Hearts Warming Eve and boy, was it hectic.
>The amount of customers that rolled into Barnyard Bargains on this day was insane.
>Even ponies from other towns to buy gifts for their foals and special somep0nies.
>And you were stuck wrapping gifts.
>It wasn't all that bad; it was kind of refreshing to see actually.
>Ponies were more than greatful to have you wrap their gifts.
>You were much faster than the rest of the other employees because of one reason: You had hands.
>But there was one pony who was out-wrapping you.
>That pink demon...
>Pinkie Pie.
>You still didn't know how she did it so fast.
>It was just a quick whirl and she was done.
>But you couldn't let that get to you; you had to win.
>The employee with the most gifts wrapped by the end of the day got New Years Eve and day off.
>As you continued your endeavors, something catches your ears.
>"My dear, you are such a thrill to watch! Your hooves move like lightning!"
>You look over to an overly dressed stallion who was talking to Pinkie.
>"I must ask you dear, would you be willing to work at toy factor? I could use somep0ny like you!"
>That grin.
>It was back.
>Closing your eyes, you brace yourself for it.
>"Sorry sir, but I am presently employed."