Title:           Punny Pinkie: Donuts
Author:          PunAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nYuCJW8Q
First Edit:      Monday 27th of January 2014 10:26:19 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 27th of January 2014 10:26:19 AM CDT

>*GROWL*
>Is it three in the afternoon already?
>Looking up at the clock, you pat your belly.
>Sure enough, your stomach's on time.
>Rolling up your newspaper, you stand up from your seat and head out the door.
>If there's anything you love more than life itself, it's a famous Sugarcube Corner Red Velvet Donut.
>Your mouth begins to water thinking about that soft, moist pastry in your mouth, all sugary and delicious.
>As you come back to your senses, you notice two things: ponies are staring at you and there is inordinate amounts of drool expelling from your mouth.
>Wiping your face clean, you sprint off towards the bakery.
>The door flies open, letting the sweet smell of treats fill your nostrils.
>Pinkie, hearing the sound of the bell, bounces out from kitchen to greet you.
>But something's off...
>Her usual smile is nowhere to be seen.
>Instead, her ears are tilted back and a frown covers her lips as she catches sight of you.
"Afternoon, Pinkie. I'm here for the usual."
>She let's out a nervous sigh.
>"I'm sorry, Anon, but we don't sell the red velvet donuts any more."
>Your heart sinks.
>The only thing in this world that brings you joy; gone.
>Grabbing Pinkie by the scruff of her neck, you bring her up to your face.
>Only one question courses your mind.
"Why."
>An evil, sinister grin curls onto Pinkie's face.
>"The Cakes stopped making donuts after they got tired of the hole thing!"