Title:           Punny Pinkie: Condoms
Author:          PunAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zN78DYS6
First Edit:      Wednesday 10th of April 2013 09:42:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 10th of April 2013 09:42:12 AM CDT

>Bonbon lays you down on the couch, slowly ripping your clothes off with her teeth.
>You both have been going steady for about four months now and the time has finally come to take your relationship to the next step.
>Slowly stroking hair through her mane, you grab her by the back of the head and lock into a passionate kiss.
>Her tongue overlaps your, taking complete control of the situation.
>Your tongues were as if two snakes were seductively dancing with one another.
>She emits a small moan as you gain control and lightly grab onto her tongue with your teeth.
>It retracts back into her mouth with yours in hot pursuit.
>Quickly you begin tangling your tongue to hers, leaving no room for breathing.
>Once you've felt she's had enough, you break the kiss as she gasps for air.
>She wraps her front legs around your neck, her eyes letting out a subtle shine.
>"Anonymous, I can't wait any more."
>You rip your pants and boxers off, revealing a fully erect member.
>Bonbon lets one hoof go and covers herself.
>"Before we go any further, do you have any condoms?"
>Condoms?
>She can't get pregnant! You're both different species!
>Whatever, you're not about to kill the mood.
>Digging into the pant's pockets on the ground, you find only a library card and your keys.
>Bonbon waves her hoof.
>"You know what? It doesn't matter. We'll just do it raw."
>Yes!
>Bending over the mare, you ready yourself.
>A sudden crash causes you and Bonbon to jump.
>Pinkie just broke through the fucking window.
"Pinkie! What the fuck?!"
>Her despicable smile radiates along her face as she hands you a condom.
>"Condoms should always be used at every conceivable moment!"