Title:           Punny Pinkie: Boring
Author:          PunAnon
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First Edit:      Sunday 7th of April 2013 10:43:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 7th of April 2013 10:43:02 PM CDT

>Digging into the soft ground, you continue your search.
>The lot was covered from corner to corner in holes.
>But you were certain that you'd hit it.
>The stuff they called "black gold", or oil for you simpletons who don't know what that means.
>After hitting the point where the shovel was useless, you wipe the beads of sweat off you forehead.
>The sun was a brutal mistress.
>Pulling yourself up out of the hole, you look at your partner who is resting under a tree.
>The menacing pink spawn of satan had fallen asleep on the job.
>It wasn't that you wanted her to help, but she was a last resort; no one else would help you.
>You shake her shoulder and wake her up.
"Hey Pinks, it's your turn to dig."
>Pinkie's job was to drill the hard surfaces that you couldn't get through with a shovel.
>She gives you an annoyed look and returns to her nap.
"Pinkie, for fuck's sake, get to work!"
>She jumps up like a crack of lightning, bearing her creepy-ass grin in your face.
>"Anon, I don't want to do this any more. Drilling for oil is boring."