Punny Pinkie: Wheelchair

>Rumor has it that the next issue of Daring Do was coming out soon, so it was only natural that you would go get a hold of the biggest fan in Ponyville.

>Throwing rocks at the giant house in the sky, you try to get the attention of the blue speedster, Rainbow Dash.

"Yo, Dash! Get your butt out here! I have something important to tell you."

>After fifteen minutes of rock throwing and broken windows, it was safe to say she wasn't home.

>'Where the hell could she be?' you mutter to yourself.

>Digging your hands into your pockets, you make your way to the Treebrary.

>As you approach it, you can hear quite a commotion inside.

>Opening the door, you peek inside.

>Rainbow, Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack were crowed around something.

"Hey guys, what are you up to?"

>They all turn to see you when Pinkie is revealed to be the attention grabber.

>She was in a wheelchair with casts wrapped around her back legs.

"Oh shit! Pinkie, are you okay?! What happened?"

>You walk up to her as she gives you a sad look.

>"I was helping the Cakes put dough into an industrial mixer. Things got sour from then on there..."

>Feeling a little bit of pity, you find yourself asking the one question you dreaded.

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

>A small smile works its way onto her face.

>"Do you mind giving me a piggie back ride?"

>Such a simple request?

"Sure."

>You lift her up onto your back as she wraps her hooves around your neck.

>Turning your head to her, you instantly regret helping her.

>That corrupt smile of her's was on her face.

>"Thanks! I couldn't STAND being in a wheelchair!"