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Punny Pinkie: Tents

By: PunAnon on Apr 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.26 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Using the lantern around as a silent guide, you continue your search for more firewood.
  2. >This camping trip was a real drag.
  3. >And by drag, you mean you were dragged into it.
  4. >Literately.
  5. >Applejack didn't want to go by herself, so she dragged you along.
  6. >...And that pink monster.
  7. >With the bundle under one arm and the lantern in your hand, you begin heading back to the camp.
  8. >Among the trees, you can see the fire.
  9. >Something was off, however.
  10. >The fire was larger than normal.
  11. >OH SHIT.
  12. >The campsite is up in flames.
  13. >Sprinting off like an Olympic runner hyped up on cocaine, you make your way for the camp.
  14. "Pinkie! Applejack! Where are you guys?!"
  15. >Applejack sleepily exits her tent and realizes the situation.
  16. >Looking over at the tent, you notice Pinkie's is in flames.
  17. >The nobleman in you dives in and scoops up the terrified Pinkie cowering in the corner before the fires begin consuming the entire tent.
  18. >Making your way for the exit, you narrowly escape.
  19. >You place Pinkie down once you and Applejack get a far away distance from the fire.
  20. >Applejack turns to her friend, insuring she is alright.
  21. >"Pinkie, are you alright?"
  22. >Pinkie turns to you with a shit-eating grin smothering her face.
  23. >"I'm glad I got out of there in time, that heat was in tents!"