- >Stinky.
- >Stinky, stinky, stinky.
- >Goodness did you smell.
- >It's been quite a few days since you've had a shower, but it was for a good reason.
- >There was a drought recently, so using the water for anything other than drinking was prohibited.
- >Looking around, you weren't the only one.
- >Ponies all around were stinking up the town.
- >What you guys needed was a good downpour to come, but in the meantime it looked like Ponyville was going to stink it up.
- >Making your way into Sugarcube Corner, you sit down at the table with Dash who invited you out for lunch.
- >She stunk the worst out of everypony since she was into the whole athletics thing.
- >Covering her nose, you points and you decides to have some fun with you.
- >"Jeez Anon, you smell like something a cat would drag in."
- >Giving her a smirk, you pinch your nose and follow in suit.
- "God, Rainbow, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were following this procedure of not taking a shower for a few weeks already."
- >She chuckles and taps on the table.
- >"Hey Pinkie, almost done with our lunch?"
- >"All done!" you hear in the opposite room.
- >Pinkie walks in with a tray of cupcakes, looking exceptionally clean.
- "Pinkie, did you take a shower? You know we're not supposed to use the water for anything other than drinking, right?"
- >The evil grin crawls across her face.
- >"Oh, I haven't showered in years."
- >Rainbow turns to her in confusion.
- >"How do you manage to stay so clean then?"
- >Before you can stop her, Pinkie says it.
- >"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
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