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Punny Pinkie: Sleeping Pills

By: PunAnon on Apr 8th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.37 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. >No matter how hard you tried, you just could do it.
  2. >Sleep would not allow itself upon your person for the past three days.
  3. >You tried all the oldschool remedies: Warm milk, smooth jazz, even lying in a warm bath.
  4. >But no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't fall asleep.
  5. >So you decided it would be best to consult a doctor, which led you to Dr. Stable.
  6. >After your examination, he hands you a prescription for sleeping pills.
  7. >Once the appointment is over, you take a short walk over to the pharmacy.
  8. >Handing over the prescription to the pharmacist, you feel someone tap your back.
  9. >As you turn around, you look down at the pink abberation.
  10. >"Hi Anonymous! What are you up to?"
  11. "Medicine," you grunt.
  12. >She tilts her head in confusion.
  13. >"Are you sick?"
  14. >You shake your head and turn back to the pharmacist who has your medicine prepared.
  15. >Grabbing the bag, you quickly head out of the store and lose Pinkie.
  16. >Closing your front door, you lock it up and close all the shades in your home.
  17. >There was no need for distractions.
  18. >Placing the pillbox on top of your nightstand, you head into the kitchen to get a glass of water.
  19. >You return to find Pinkie sitting on your bed.
  20. "Pinkie?! How did you get in here? Why-"
  21. >She interrupts you with a loud "SHHHHH!" before gearing into her devious smile.
  22. >"Don't make so much noise! These are sleeping pills, you don't want to wake them up."