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Punny Pinkie: Rockstar

By: PunAnon on Apr 9th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.44 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >All your life you prepared for this.
  2. >The time had come for you to become a rockstar!
  3. >For almost twenty years you have been practicing the guitar and now the day has come to show everyone your stuff!
  4. >So Rainbow Dash organized a nice little concert for you right in Ponyville.
  5. >Sitting in your dressing room, Rarity applies your makeup and last minute clothing adjustments.
  6. >"Darling, this is going to be spectacular! Ponies from Canterlot and Manehatten have come to see you today!"
  7. >Looking down at your guitar, you pick at the strings.
  8. "Yeah, but I must admit, I'm a little nervous."
  9. >Rarity pats you on the shoulder and gives you a large smile.
  10. >"There's nothing to be nervous about, Darling. Just do your best and everything will be fine."
  11. >You give her a fake smile, convincing her that you're okay, but you could still feel the butterflies in your stomach.
  12. >A swift knock rasps against the door of the dressing room, nearly making you jump out of your skin.
  13. >The coordinator pokes his head through the door with a clipboard in his hoof.
  14. >"Seven minutes until curtain!"
  15. >Grabbing your trusty guitar, you head to the stage where you can hear all the noise from the crowd outside.
  16. >You begin breathing in slowly, just like your drama teacher told you to do when you had stage fright.
  17. >Suddenly, one of the drums behind you pops, revealing the evil pink monstrosity with her familiar grin.
  18. >"It's only a concert, Anonymous. You should really stop fretting!"