- >Looking up at the ceiling, you let out an annoyed sigh.
- >Being in prison sucks, especially when you were wrongfully accused.
- >But there was no time to worry about that: You were sure Twilight would be able to prove your innocence soon enough.
- >You sit up as hollers and jeers begin echoing throughout the prison and grab your attention.
- >The guards did mention something about a "fresh meat" coming in today, and the said convict would be your new cellmate.
- >Your heart drops as you notice who it is.
- >The guards open the cell door and drop none other that evil pink monster into the cell: Pinkie Pie.
- >They quickly lock the cell up and trot off before you can utter a plea of help.
- >Pinkie brings her face close as you begin banging your head against the cell bars.
- >"Hiya Anon! I missed you!"
- >You turn to her with a murderous look, holding back all your rage.
- "Pinkie, how in the hell did yo-"
- >You cut yourself off, not wanting to finish that sentence.
- >It was best to leave some questions unanswered.
- >You move over to your bed and bury your face into your pillow.
- >"Hey, Anon? What's your favorite punctuation mark?"
- >You turn to face her, completely bewildered by her question.
- "Wha-"
- >You stop short, noticing the smile.
- >That devious, evil, uncaring smile.
- >You swing a fist at her, trying to stop her any way possible.
- >She dodges all your attacks and takes a deep breath.
- "I SWEAR TO CELESTIA, PINKIE! IF YOU MAKE A PUN, I'LL HAVE A REAL REASON TO BE STUCK IN HERE!"
- >She breathes it out as your wrap your hands around her neck anyway.
- >"I figure your favorite punctuation mark is the period. Because it marks the end of your sentence."
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