- >The seven seas!
- >"Actually there are thirteen seas in our world!" Twilight corrects.
- >...
- >The thirteen seas!
- >ARGH!
- >Being a pirate wasn't a bad life after all.
- >Take what you want, do what want, there were no ends to the fun.
- >And the treasure, oh boy, the treasure!
- >It was great and the adventures were awesome.
- >They would be a lot better if it weren't for your one swabbie, the pink abomination, Pinkie.
- >The annoying horse did nothing but get on your nerves, but she was a useful asset to your crew.
- >But the jokes drove you insane.
- >Enough of that, though, it's 2pm now.
- >Time for your usual gloating phase of the day!
- >Heading into the bottom of the ship, you look at your mass amount of treasure.
- >Digging your peg leg and your... normal leg in the pile of cool gold coins.
- >You lie down and let the cold coins press against your back.
- >Listening only to the waves press against the sides of your ship, you finally feel piece.
- >That is until you hear the sound of whispers.
- >"Why does he look so happy?" you hear Twilight whisper.
- >As you turn your head, you meet face to face with the annoying swabbie.
- >Her evil smile has extended.
- >"I don't know. He doesn't have very much: his booty is only shin-deep."
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