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Punny Pinkie: Perfect Murder

By: PunAnon on Jan 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.49 KB  |  hits: 33  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Another murder.
  2. >This was getting out of hand now.
  3. >Being the third time this month, there was very little time left to find this sicko.
  4. >It's only natural that they would call you, Detective Anon, to investigate.
  5. >Why they made you take the damn rookie Pinkie, you'll never know.
  6. >Something about her is... off.
  7. >Everything's a joke; she never takes anything serious.
  8. >No matter.
  9. >You have a job to do.
  10. "Victim's name is Drawing Board."
  11. >Pinkie whips out a clipboard and begins writing as you look over the corpse.
  12. "Cause of death: multiple stab wounds to the chest from freshly sharpen pencils."
  13. >Grabbing one of the pencils, you lift it up in the air and look it over.
  14. "It's a shame ponies don't have fingers. With a few prints, this case would be a lot easier."
  15. >Pinkie remains silent as you continue to search the room.
  16. >Opening the drawer to the victim's desk, you find a note.
  17. "I know everything about that comic you wrote about me. You won't see the light of day once I get my hooves on you."
  18. >Scanning the paper, you look at the signature.
  19. "The Pie Artist."
  20. >There isn't enough evidence to narrow down who this could be.
  21. >Maybe you overlooked something?
  22. "Hey, Pinks. Got any ideas on this case?"
  23. >"There's only one thing that's running through my mind."
  24. >Turning back to mare, your heart drops.
  25. >She stares back at you with that evil, sinister smile, holding one of the pencils high in the air.
  26. >Before she strikes the killing blow, she blurts out:
  27. >"The details to this murder are sketchy!"