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Punny Pinkie: Noodles

By: PunAnon on Apr 7th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.89 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >So bored...
  2. >Dear lord were you bored.
  3. >Looking around the room, there was absolutely nothing to do.
  4. >You guess it would be a good idea to refer to an old pastime when bored: Cooking.
  5. >First you needed some supplies.
  6. >Heading out to the market, you grab some spaghetti, your favorite food.
  7. >As you hand the bits to pay for your pasta, a pink blur catches your eye.
  8. >Looking all around, you don't see it again.
  9. >You've been avoiding that pink monstrosity for a week now.
  10. >Grabbing your bag, you quickly make your way home.
  11. >You begin setting up for your "boredom" meal by filling up a pot of water.
  12. >Placing it on the stove, you get ready the spaghetti ready.
  13. >You take a strainer, place it in the sink, and look out the window, nearly shitting yourself from the sight.
  14. >Pinkie stands in your window with that horrid smile.
  15. >"Making spaghetti just to pasta time away? Now that's using your noodle!"