- >"Anon, it's alright. That's just how Pinkie is."
- >Twilight slowly trots over to you, wearing a seductive expression.
- >"I think you need something to take your mind all your troubles."
- >Putting her hoofs on your thighs, she brings her face up to yours.
- >Her hot breath beats against your lips as she inches closer, closing her eyes.
- >Placing a hand on the back of her head, you feel silk-like mane and bring yourself closer.
- >A loud thud echoes throughout the treebrary, breaking your concentration.
- >Your eyes dart throughout the room and Twilight follows in suit.
- >In a sudden burst, one of the bookcases near you launches from the wall.
- >Pinkie Pie reveals herself, a sinister grin plastered across her face.
- >Standing up, you can't help but feel the intense fury of thousand white sun course throughout your body.
- "Pinkie! What the fuck is your problem?!"
- >Pinkie wipes the dust from her coat, the smile on her face growing still.
- >"Oh, hi Anon! Do you have the time?"
- >Your knuckle begin to turn white as your hands curl up.
- >The twitch in your eye makes Twilight back up, fear evident on her face.
- "For fuck's sake, Pinkie! It's time to get a watch!"
- >That smile.
- >That fucking evil, crooked smile.
- >It curls onto her face as you cock your arm back, ready to knock this pink menace out.
- >"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time!"
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