- "It's a damn shame..."
- >Looking around the crime scene, nothing but blood and pie layered the place.
- >Your partner was not helping out by eating the evidence either.
- >Unfortunately, you got stuck with the rookie, Pinkie.
- >This Pink nuisance was good, but she drove you mad with her stupid puns.
- >As she continued to eat the pie out of the cabinets, you decided to look at the victim.
- "Deep lacerations in the sternum, a bullet wound to the neck, an- Detective Pinkie..."
- >You lift up the body to find a small, toothless alligator underneath, sporting a vest and cliche detective hat.
- "...what the hell is this?"
- >She walks over, her face plastered with pie filling and crust.
- >"That's my pet alligator, Gummy!"
- >Smacking your hand against your face, you point at it again.
- "Why is it here? Better yet, why is it wearing a vest and hat?"
- >Oh no.
- >That smile.
- >You brace yourself for it.
- >"Isn't it obvious? He wants to be an investiGATOR."
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