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Punny Pinkie: Giftwrapping

By: PunAnon on Apr 7th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.23 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Today was Hearts Warming Eve and boy, was it hectic.
  2. >The amount of customers that rolled into Barnyard Bargains on this day was insane.
  3. >Even ponies from other towns to buy gifts for their foals and special somep0nies.
  4. >And you were stuck wrapping gifts.
  5. >It wasn't all that bad; it was kind of refreshing to see actually.
  6. >Ponies were more than greatful to have you wrap their gifts.
  7. >You were much faster than the rest of the other employees because of one reason: You had hands.
  8. >But there was one pony who was out-wrapping you.
  9. >That pink demon...
  10. >Pinkie Pie.
  11. >You still didn't know how she did it so fast.
  12. >It was just a quick whirl and she was done.
  13. >But you couldn't let that get to you; you had to win.
  14. >The employee with the most gifts wrapped by the end of the day got New Years Eve and day off.
  15. >As you continued your endeavors, something catches your ears.
  16. >"My dear, you are such a thrill to watch! Your hooves move like lightning!"
  17. >You look over to an overly dressed stallion who was talking to Pinkie.
  18. >"I must ask you dear, would you be willing to work at toy factor? I could use somep0ny like you!"
  19. >That grin.
  20. >It was back.
  21. >Closing your eyes, you brace yourself for it.
  22. >"Sorry sir, but I am presently employed."