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Punny Pinkie: Geometry

By: PunAnon on Apr 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.19 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
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  1. >There had been a rumor going around that you had a new teacher for your math class.
  2. >You didn't really care; math wasn't your forte.
  3. >However, you weren't really doing all that well, so maybe a fresh new start was in order.
  4. >As you left your locker, you make your way for the classroom.
  5. >Ponies were rushing throughout the hallway, most in a hurry to get to their next class.
  6. >You walk into the dreaded classroom and take your usual empty seat in the back of the classroom.
  7. >Removing your textbook and notebook from your bag, you place them on the desk and wait for class to begin.
  8. >The bell rings, signalling the class's start.
  9. >Your heart drops as the teacher walking in.
  10. >It's that demented pink demon, Pinkie.
  11. >She begins writing her name on the board as all the ponies whisper amongst each other.
  12. >Once she has it up, she turns to the class, a smile stretched across her face.
  13. >"My name is Ms. Pie, and I will be your new math teacher!"
  14. >She removes her glasses, her smile growing wider.
  15. >"Can anyone tell me the importance of geometry?"
  16. >You brace yourself for it.
  17. >This was going to be a looooooong semester.
  18. >No one answers, leaving her smile to expand.
  19. >"Without geometry, life is pointless!"