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Punny Pinkie: Food Dye

By: PunAnon on Jan 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.01 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Two days. Two days and not a single pun.
  2. >This is weird, even by Equestrian standards.
  3. >Pacing back and forth, you constantly glance out the window, keeping an eye out for the pink heathen.
  4. >Releasing an exasperated sigh, you slip your shoes on and venture towards the one place you know you can find Pinkie: Sugarcube Corner.
  5. >After a short walk into town, you open the door to the bakery and take notice of the mare behind the counter.
  6. >Pinkie's usual elated expression is non-existent.
  7. >Slowly advancing towards her, you cock your head like a confused dog.
  8. "Hey, Pinkie... You alright?"
  9. >She looks up from the counter, her face unchanged.
  10. >"Oh, hey Anon..."
  11. >You place a hand on her shoulder and lean towards her.
  12. "What's wrong? Is everything fine?"
  13. >Pinkie sighs before looking up at you.
  14. >Her expression alone would break a lesser man.
  15. >...Until a meek smile crawls onto her face.
  16. >"A few days ago, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."