- >Poor Twilight.
- >Poor, poor Twilight.
- >It was supposed to be a harmless joke.
- >How did it turn to this?
- >Looking at the poor unicorn lying on the hospital bed, you remember what happened that day.
- >You and rainbow decided to have a prank war and Twilight was to be the victim.
- >Rainbow did a few mediocre tricks: buckets of water when opening the door, sneezing powder; kiddie stuff to say the least.
- >You, on the other hand, went a level up.
- > Saran wrap under the toilet seat, leaving poop in a random place of her house, and pranks you kind of regret doing now.
- >But the one you regret the most was the one that put her in here.
- >You taped an air horn to the wall next to her front door while she was out one day.
- >Sitting in a bush outside her house, you began giggling like a little girl as she opened the door.
- >The door opened against the air horn, letting out the loud screech that would make a European woman jealous.
- >Your sides hit the point left the universe as she nearly jumped out of her skin.
- >Trying your hardest, you walk to her to rub it in her face.
- "H-hey Twilight! I g-g-got you good, huh?"
- >She looks at you, and cocks her head.
- >"WHAT?" she screams, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
- >After a few hours, it was inevitable.
- >She had gone deaf.
- >And now you were here in the hospital with all her friends, hoping that the doctor could do something.
- >The doctor walks in with clipboard and looks it over.
- >"I'm afraid to say it, but your friend might be permanently deaf."
- >A few gasps let out around the room as you and Rainbow bow your heads down.
- >The silence in the room is broken after a few minutes.
- >Pinkie turns to the doctor wearing her signature grin.
- >"If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?"
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