- >Digging into the soft ground, you continue your search.
- >The lot was covered from corner to corner in holes.
- >But you were certain that you'd hit it.
- >The stuff they called "black gold", or oil for you simpletons who don't know what that means.
- >After hitting the point where the shovel was useless, you wipe the beads of sweat off you forehead.
- >The sun was a brutal mistress.
- >Pulling yourself up out of the hole, you look at your partner who is resting under a tree.
- >The menacing pink spawn of satan had fallen asleep on the job.
- >It wasn't that you wanted her to help, but she was a last resort; no one else would help you.
- >You shake her shoulder and wake her up.
- "Hey Pinks, it's your turn to dig."
- >Pinkie's job was to drill the hard surfaces that you couldn't get through with a shovel.
- >She gives you an annoyed look and returns to her nap.
- "Pinkie, for fuck's sake, get to work!"
- >She jumps up like a crack of lightning, bearing her creepy-ass grin in your face.
- >"Anon, I don't want to do this any more. Drilling for oil is boring."
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