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  1.         1. [FR/REQUEST]         A five-step guide to rape by /mlp/      (8-168)
  2.         2. [FR]                 Carnival                                (172-307)
  3.         3. [FR/GORE]            Ponetianak                              (311-412)
  4.         4. [FR]                 /fa/ in Equestria                       (416-464)
  5.         5. [FR]                 Rape invaders                           (468-574)
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  7.  
  8. 1.      [FR/REQUEST]    A five-step guide to rape by /mlp/:
  9.  
  10. The following story is the result of the following comments:
  11.  
  12. "How to rape in 5 easy steps."
  13. A self-help book by /mlp/.
  14. -Anonymous
  15.  
  16. >How to Rape in 5 easy steps
  17.  
  18. 1) - Find local monkey
  19. 2) - Guess his fetish
  20. 3) - If he declines advances, refer to step 4
  21. 4) - Hide in his house under his bed and wait until he falls asleep, then reveal yourself to show him how dedicated you are to him
  22. 5) - Call parents to get you bail
  23. -Nebulus !!2TWW04Vlsi2
  24.  
  25. There's a oneshot Idea right there. Someone get to it. I would, but I'm going out for food.
  26. -Minion of Lulu
  27.  
  28. Agreed. I would love to see a story come from this.
  29. I would love even more to narrate that kind of story
  30. -Baratone !bgmzkorXw6
  31.  
  32.  
  33. >Day 'if Baratone narrates this, I'll cream myself' in Equestria
  34. >You are Fluttershy.
  35. >With your head hung low, you walk back into your cottage.
  36. >You just came back from Anon to guess his fetish.
  37. >And like every other day, he had rejected you.
  38. >You take a look at the calender and cross today off.
  39. >You were so sure you had it today!
  40. >You were positive that cumming on insertion would be anon's fetish.
  41. >But you were wrong.
  42. >Just like you were the day before.
  43. >And the day before that one.
  44. >And the past 499 days for that matter.
  45. >You had hoped that your 500th attempt would have been the one.
  46. >But it wasn't..
  47. >You sigh.
  48. >Why couldn't anon just accept your love?
  49. >Why couldn't he just give you the hot monkey dock?
  50. >
  51. >You were so frustrated right now
  52. >You felt like kicking something
  53. >You bring your hoof up and slam it against the wall
  54. >The picture of you and your friends on a picknick became ever so slightly crooked
  55. >Lashing out like that felt good
  56. >But your rage still burned with the intensity of an inferno
  57. >
  58. >NO!
  59. >Today was going to be the day.
  60. >Today, you WOULD get the hot monkey dock.
  61. >
  62. >
  63. >You are Fluttershy.
  64. >It is 1 am and for the past 12 hours, you had been lying under anon's bed.
  65. >You wished he would go to bed sooner.
  66. >You were starting to get tired yourself.
  67. >No ! Stay awake, Fluttershy!
  68. >You had business to do.
  69. >You waited untill you heard Anon snoring
  70. >Quietly you sneak out from under his bed.
  71. >You quickly tied his hands and feet to the corners of his bed.
  72. >He couldn't go anywhere now.
  73. >You jump on top of his chest.
  74. >Anon shakes his head from side to side, surprised by the sudden weight on his body.
  75. "Whozzat? Whuzhappening?" he slurs out, clearly still half asleep.
  76. "I think I found your fetish, anon." you sing-song in a mocking voice.
  77. "Really, you couldn't wait untill the morning this time?" he says with a scowl on his face, clearly annoyed by all the sleep he's missing out on.
  78. "Alright, just let's get it over with? What's my fetish, Fluttershy?"
  79. "It's rape."
  80. >Anon loudly gulps.
  81. >Then he gets a stoic expression on his face and nods.
  82. "Congrats, Flutters. You got it." anon says with a small smile.
  83. "Ya dun good, son. I'm proud of ya."
  84. "Now untie me, so I can give you some hot monkey lovin'."
  85. >And so it came to be that you spend the rest of the night
  86. >Fucking anon
  87. >
  88. >
  89. >Day 'if Baratone narrates this part too, I'll cream myself again' in Equestria
  90. >Also known as the next day.
  91. >You wake up snuggled against anon.
  92. >Last night was amazing.
  93. >For the both of you.
  94. >You feel Anon stir and soon he is awake as well.
  95. "Hey Flutterbooboo." he says after he has given you a kiss on your cheek.
  96. >He even gave you a nickname.
  97. "I was thinking... How about we go celebrate.. well, you know, last night... with some breakfast at Sugarcube Corner?" Anon speaks up while looking deep into your eyes.
  98. >You nod.
  99. "I'd like that very much, Anon." you say whilest nuzzling his chest.
  100. >
  101. >One transistion-scene to Sugarcube Corner later
  102. >
  103. >You both walk into Sugarcube Corner.
  104. >Upon seeing this, Pinkie Pie immediately jumps in front of the two of you
  105. >"Ohmygosh, Fluttershyyou'reherewithAnon.Doesthatmeanyouguessedhisfetish,didyouhuhhuhdidyou?"
  106. >Anon rubs his temples with his index-fingers.
  107. >Pinkie can sometimes be a little much for him to handle.
  108. "Uhm, yes, I raped him." you tell your friend.
  109. >"Reept him?" Pinkie mimics you while cocking her head to the side and giving you a confused stare.
  110. "Yes, I raped him. It was his fetish." you repeat yourself.
  111. >"Raept ... him...?"
  112. "Uhm, yes. Y-you do know what rape is, right?" you ask the pink and obviously confused mare in front of you.
  113. >"MISSES CAKE -" Pinkie suddenly yells towards the kitchen.
  114. >"Yes, Pinkie dear, what is it?" Mrs. Cake says with her head sticking through the kitchendoor.
  115. >"DO YOU KNOW WHAT RAPE IS?" the party pony shouts at her employer.
  116. >"Can't say that I do, honey. Why? Is it important?" the elder pony asks.
  117. >"Well, Fluttershy did it and now Anon loves her so I guess it's kinda important." the joyful equine states.
  118. >"Oh well, Fluttershy dearie, you simply must teach us the way of rape then." the mother of two says while walking out off the kitchen to join up with Pinkie.
  119. "Oh, it's very easy." you say.
  120. "You just got to follow the five-step plan to >rape"
  121. >1) - Find local monkey
  122. >2) - Guess his fetish
  123. >3) - If he declines advances, refer to step 4
  124. >4) - Hide in his house under his bed and wait until he falls asleep, then reveal yourself to show him how dedicated you are to him
  125. >5) - Call parents to get you bail
  126. >
  127. >
  128. >The two mares stare at you and blink a few times.
  129. >Then they both give you a big smile.
  130. >"Well thank you for teaching us, dearie. I'll keep it in mind." Mrs. Cake thanks you before walking back into the kitchen.
  131. >"Yeah, Fluttershy, I didn't know you were such a smarty pony." Pinkie says.
  132. >
  133. >You proceed to eat your breakfast in peace with anon.
  134. >You spend the rest of the day telling all your friends anon is now your special somehuman.
  135. >As it turns out, none of your friends knew the proper 5-step plan to >rape !
  136. >Being the good friend that you are, you happily teach them all the proper way of >rape.
  137. >
  138. >
  139. >You are Fluttershy and you are now preparing yourself to spend the second night together with your lover, anon.
  140. >Or you were, until you heard a knock on the door.
  141. "I'll get it, honey." you speak in the general direction of the bedroom, as you make your way downstairs.
  142. >You open the door to see -
  143. "Twilight, what are you doing here?" you ask your studious friend.
  144. >"Why, I'm here to rape anon." she states bluntly.
  145. "Y-you can't do that. He's MY special somehuman!" you say rather loudly to her.
  146. >"Well, then I'll just need to proceed towards step 4 and show him how much I love him." Twilight says.
  147. >Her horn begins to glow and with a loud bang and a flash, she dissapears out of sight.
  148. >Not a second later, you hear a *pop* coming from upstairs.
  149. >Oh, no she didn't..
  150. >You run upstairs and try to open the door.
  151. >But to no avail, Twilight had already locked it.
  152. >You lean your ear against the door and listen to what is transpiring in anon's bedroom.
  153. "H-Hey Twi, what are you doing here?" you catch your lover saying.
  154. >"I'm here to rape you, anon." you hear Twilight speak up.
  155. "Oh, okay then." your significant other replies.
  156. >You can hear loud slurping noises and moans coming from behind the door.
  157. >Looks like anon is going to be spending this night
  158. >Fucking Twilight.
  159. >
  160. >
  161.  
  162. >Narration by Baratone:
  163.  
  164. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ofY2E5wKPc
  165. http://vocaroo.com/i/s13mZgfR37vV
  166. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vBycDPbNsX
  167. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OvJvDb6ie9
  168. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fr4L90UZZX
  169.  
  170.                                                         *******
  171.  
  172. 2.      [FR]    Carnival
  173.  
  174.  
  175. >Day carnival in Equestria.
  176. >Well, actually day carnival in Ponyville.
  177. >You are anonymous and today carnival had come to town.
  178. >Fluttershy had asked you if you wanted to come.
  179. >You reluctantly agreed to come, as long as she paid for everything.
  180. >You could deal with a few rape-attempts if it got you some free food and maybe even some fun.
  181. >And even better, it meant no fetish-guessing in the morning!
  182. >For the first time in months, you got to sleep until noon.
  183. >After doing a somewhat tardy morning routine, you leave the house and head towards the marketplace where the carnival would commence.
  184. >You arrive at your destination and walk around for a bit until you spot a pink mane with a Fluttershy underneath it.
  185. "Hey there, favorite rapist of mine." you mockingly greet her.
  186. >She peaks out from under her mane and tries to tackle-hug you the moment she sees who it is.
  187. >Your reflexes prove to be superior however and a quick side-step makes Fluttershy crash into a couple of dustbins.
  188. >After a few seconds her head pops out from underneath the pile of rubbish and she shakes it a few times in an attempt to regain her bearings.
  189. >She hops out of the pile of trash and walks over to you.
  190. >"Oh, anon. I'm so glad you came."
  191. >You look down at her and gave her a small nod.
  192.  
  193. "Sure. Let's get going. I haven't had breakfast yet."
  194. >You walk over to the entrance gates and look back at Fluttershy.
  195. "You're paying."
  196. >Fluttershy looks up at you before nervously nodding.
  197. >"Yes, yes of course."
  198. >Both tickets are paid for and you walk into the carnival.
  199. >In the corner of your eye you immediately spot a corndog stand.
  200. >They didn't have actual meat of course but it would make due for breakfast.
  201. >You walk over to the stand and order 2 corndogs.
  202. >"That'll be 5 bits, please." the salespony says as he hands you each a corndog.
  203. "You're paying, Fluttershy."
  204. >You turn your back on the stand and walk away with the food in your hand.
  205. >"Oh uhm, yes.. of course." you heard her mumble.
  206. >You think.
  207. >Not like you cared.
  208. >You were happily munching away on your corndog when you heard a familiar mumble.
  209. >"Uhm, anon? A-Are corndogs your fetish?"
  210. >You turn around and are staring directly at Fluttershy's cooch wherein currently a corndog had taken residence.
  211. >There goes your appetite.
  212. "No Fluttershy, goddamnit. You said no fetish-guessing today."
  213. >"Oh, I-I'm sorry, anon."
  214. >A loud *POP* could be heard and the corndog flew off into the distance.
  215. >You could not suppress a shudder.
  216. "You are a vile creature, you know that?"
  217. >Fluttershy responds by nuzzling your waist as you walk past the various stands together.
  218. >"One day I'll guess it, Anon. And then I can make you happy."
  219. >You only paid little attention to her as the sight in front of you required most of it.
  220.  
  221. "Why don't you make me happy right now, Fluttershy?'
  222. >She immediately lets her fronthooves slide out from under her and lifts her tail.
  223. >"Oh, anon. I should have known public indecencies were your fetish!"
  224. "For fucks sake, Fluttershy. Get up! That's not my fetish and even if it were I wouldn't stick my hot monkey dick in your vagoo."
  225. "I was talking about that ..." you say as you point towards the rollercoaster in front of you.
  226. >You could not even begin to count the number of loopings it had.
  227. >It just seemed to go on and on.
  228. >You quickly make your way to the back of the queuing line.
  229. "Come on, Flutters. I want to ride this thing."
  230. >"A-Are you sure, anon. It looks so scary."
  231. >"Oh come on, don't be such a baby."
  232. "Look, even foals can ride this thing."
  233. >A quick glance over at the front of the line reveals a cardboard cut-out of a spooky skeleton, holding a hoof out with the note 'You must be THIS tall to ride.' above it.
  234. >"O-Okay, anon. I'll do it for you."
  235. "Good because you're paying."
  236. >By now, you had reached the front of the line.
  237. >As Fluttershy hands over some more of her bits to the pony manning the stand you take a seat in one of the carts, soon joined by Fluttershy taking a seat next to you.
  238. >Maybe this wasn't so bad, she looked like she could control herse-
  239. >"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, I'M GONNA DIE. TAKE ME NOW, ANON. RUT ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE."
  240.  
  241. "Goddamnit Fluttershy, we're barely moving. Calm down."
  242. >She seems to listen to your command and stops screaming.
  243. >The rest of the ride was rather fun, although at some point you were beginning to doubt how they were able to make a ride this long in Ponyville.
  244. >Magic.
  245. >Definitely magic.
  246. >Spooky magic.
  247. >As the carts arrive back at the carnival, you could see the sun had lowered considerably.
  248. >The safety bars retract and you get up.
  249. >Fluttershy then tightly grabs your arm and pulls you back to your seat.
  250. "Fluttershy, what are you doing? I want to get off the ride."
  251. >"The ride never ends."
  252. "Yes, it does. At 5 pm. Which is now."
  253. >"Oh.." she says dejectedly, hanging her head low.
  254. >"Well, okay then."
  255. >You both get up and meander around the carnival some more.
  256. >Suddenly Fluttershy perks up and starts pulling on your sleeve.
  257. >"Oh anon, can we ride the ferriswheel? Can we? Please?"
  258. >Sure enough, off in the distance stood a big old Ferris wheel.
  259. >Well, she had already paid for your food and tickets...
  260. >She had also showed you her genitals twice this day...
  261. >Which is a considerably lower frequency than the average for a Wednesday.
  262. "Sure. You're still paying, though."
  263. >"Oh thank you, anon."
  264. >She once more tries to hug you.
  265. >You are caught by surprise and the yellow she-devil manages to hook her claws around you.
  266. >Curses! Foiled again by your own reflexes.
  267. >You push her off and make your way over to the Ferris wheel.
  268.  
  269. >Few moments later, you were both seated in a gondola.
  270. >The bars clamp down and slowly the wheel starts going upwards, revealing more and more of Ponyville with each passing moment.
  271. >It was a beautiful sight, you could see now why RD liked to spend so much time in the air.
  272. >Then suddenly the attraction halts its movement, right as you reach the top.
  273. "Oh come on, this is such a cliché.."
  274. "Fluttershy, did you pay the ticket-pony to do this?"
  275. >"M-Maybe?"
  276. >You face-palm and groan before responding
  277. "You know what? This is actually a really nice gesture. At least you're not outright trying to rape me this time."
  278. >"So does that mean we can.. you know, uhm.. rut?"
  279. "No. No, it does not."
  280. "But it means you can sit in my lap for a bit."
  281. >With a speed even Rainbow Dash would be jealous off, Fluttershy hops into your lap.
  282. "Why can't you just be normal.." you sigh as you ruffle her mane slightly.
  283. >Fluttershy does not bother responding, instead opting for nuzzling your stomach.
  284. >After a few moments spent in peaceful silence of you softly petting Fluttershy, the ride creaks back to life and you begin to make your descent.
  285. >Far sooner than you were willing to, you were forced to part from your comfortable seat as the Ferris wheel had come to a full stop.
  286. >You both get out and began to walk back to the various stands.
  287. >Most of them were already beginning to clean up their goods.
  288. "Guess we should call it a day, huh?"
  289. >"C-Can I walk home with you, anon?"
  290.  
  291. >As you look down, two teal orbs stare into your soul with as much hope as they could possibly carry.
  292. >You give her a small smile before responding
  293. "Sure, why not?"
  294. >As the sun begins to dip under the horizon, you walk home carrying an aura of tranquility with you.
  295. >For the first time in a long time, you feel... relaxed.
  296. >Simply relaxed.
  297. >You arrive at your house and come to a stop before you open the door.
  298. >"I'm really glad you came today, anon."
  299. "Me too. I had fun today, Fluttershy."
  300. "Thank you."
  301. >"So, I-I'll guess I'll see you tomorrow morning?" Fluttershy says as she turns around and begins to walk away.
  302. "How about we make it tomorrow evening instead?"
  303. >Fluttershy turns around and cocks her head at you in confusion.
  304. "You, me, drinks. My treat."
  305. >This time you just let her tackle-hug you.
  306. >A smile made it's way on your face and as you stare into the setting sun, still wrapped by an exuberant pegasus, you can't help but to think-
  307. >Today had been a pretty nice day.
  308.  
  309.                                                         *******
  310.  
  311. 3.      [FR/GORE]       Ponetianak
  312.  
  313.  
  314. >Day banana trees in Equestria.
  315. >You are anonymous and you are dreaming peaceful dreams.
  316. >Well, you were until a few moments ago when a dog had awoken you from your sleep with its howling.
  317. >Glancing over at the clock you saw that it was nearly time to get out of bed anyway.
  318. >Whilst rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, you drag yourself over to the bathroom for the morning routine.
  319. >Defecate, deluge and decorticate.
  320. >Now aptly prepared for the day's events, or so you think, you walk downstairs for the final step of the morning routine.
  321. >To devour and digest some ScootaSnacks©.
  322. >The whole town had been in tears when they found out Scootaloo had committed suicide a few weeks ago.
  323. >As a sign of respect for Scootaloo [spoiler]and to spite her adoptive father[/spoiler], they had been making various products named after the orange pegasus, keeping the spirits of the brave mare alive.
  324. >Anyway, with the morning routine completely finished without any unwanted interruption today was looking out to be a textbook example of how you wanted every morning to go.
  325. >That would mostly be because of—
  326. *ding dong*
  327. >That's right, you had a doorbell installed.
  328. >You just knew it was too good to be true..
  329. >You walk over to the door and open it.
  330. >In front of you stood Fluttershy wearing a long white dress, gently flowing in the morning breeze.
  331.  
  332. >That morning breeze also carried a certain scent into the house.
  333. >The smell of flowers.
  334. >Something was.. different about Fluttershy this morning.
  335. "Hey, Flutters. What's with the dress?"
  336. >"Do you like it?" she says as she gives you a glassy stare.
  337. >You felt a bit uncomfortable under her gaze.
  338. "Y-Yeah, it looks.. nice."
  339. >"Thank you. Are you willing to give me your love now?" she says, her eyes still transfixed on yours.
  340. >You get entranced in those teal depths for a moment but manage to snap out of it.
  341. >You shake your head and blink a few times, trying to decipher what just happened.
  342. "Wait, what was that?"
  343. >Suddenly Fluttershy pounces forward and slams you into the floor.
  344. >You were caught by surprise and the harsh contact between your head and the floor numbs you somewhat.
  345. >Fluttershy makes use of your temporary state of mind to overpower you and to kick the door shut.
  346. >With her hooves firmly pressing you down, you soon come to the conclusion that struggle leads you nowhere for the moment.
  347. >She lowers her muzzle to the point where she is merely an inch away from your nose.
  348. >That sudden smell of flowers that had been there moments ago was now replaced with a rancid smell of decomposing matter.
  349. >Now that the distance in between the both of you was practically nonexistent, you noticed what had been off about her.
  350. >Her coat was much paler than it usually was, nearing an off-white in color and her eyes no longer held that glimmering shimmer of hope.
  351.  
  352. >Instead it looked like a thin translucent veil was laid over them, making them appear ghastly hollow and devoid of life.
  353. >"Oh anon, are pontianaks your fetish?" she asks in a mocking tone of voice.
  354. >You try to reply but she closes the distance in between your lips and kisses you hungrily.
  355. >After assaulting your mouth with her tongue for a seemingly never ending amount of time, she breaks contact and stares you straight in the eyes again.
  356. >"Don't bother answering, it's too late for that now anyway. Your love is mine."
  357. >Fluttershy closes the distance in between you once more but rather than kissing you on the lips, she starts to lick around your eye.
  358. "Fluttershy, what the hell are you doing? Get of me this instant!"
  359. >In reply to that, she sets her lips over your right eye and begins to suck on it.
  360. >A tight seal is formed between her mouth and your face and you began to feel pressure from underneath your eye by the lack of air in Fluttershy's mouth.
  361. "Seriously Fluttershy, cut it ou-AAH! FUCK THAT HURTS! STOP IT!"
  362. >You struggle with all your might but it seems as if your body is not even moving.
  363. >Fluttershy ignores you completely and persists in her torture.
  364. >The pressure keeps building up and the pain becomes overbearing.
  365. >The closed seal from Fluttershy's mouth muffles the *pop* that should have been heard the moment your eye left its socket.
  366. >You convulse in pain and shriek out, emptying your lungs of all air.
  367.  
  368. >Fluttershy now sits up, tearing the muscles attached to the white orb out of your body, leaving them dangling between the now exposed cavity and her mouth.
  369. >Blood is profusely oozing out of the opened orifice, flowing down the side your face and rapidly forming a large puddle around you.
  370. >She bites down on the string of muscles and the pain makes you trash any body part willing to move.
  371. >It does not faze her however and she bites down again, having a hard time tearing through the meat with the lack of canines.
  372. >She persistently keeps chewing until the nerves finally snap.
  373. >With an absolutely sickening slurping noise, you see your former appendage make its way into Fluttershy.
  374. >Gulping loudly, you can see the ball-shaped form sliding down her throat.
  375. >Unable to control your bodily reflexes anymore, you began to empty your stomach of its contents.
  376. >You start to feel lightheaded from the blood loss and realize that if you don't act soon, this situation may turn out very grave for you.
  377. >With the remainder of your strength and consciousness you began to plead
  378. "Pppleeasee jusst, juust ggett me to aa hosspital. I'll ddo annytthing."
  379. >Fluttershy softly places a hoof on your lips and closes your mouth.
  380. >"Hush now, it's almost over. I just require one more thing."
  381. >The pressure of her hooves keeping you bound to the floor is now removed.
  382. >Not that it mattered at this point anymore, you had lost the ability to move quite some time back now.
  383.  
  384. >You keep lingering in and out of consciousness, with shards of sentences reaching you.
  385. >"Hey n....n't go sle....ng just y... I wan..o be here with m....see this."
  386. >She slaps a hoof across your face with all the force she can muster.
  387. >The sudden peak of pain triggers your body into releasing the last remaining amount of adrenaline, forcing you to stay awake.
  388. >"Much better." Fluttershy says as she goes down on you with a sinister grin.
  389. >She fumbles around with your button and zipper for a bit before she simply bites down on them and tears them to shreds.
  390. >Fluttershy looks back up at you before a small smile forms on her lips.
  391. >"Don't worry, anon. I won't bite you."
  392. >Even if you wanted to, you could not move an inch of your body, let alone reply to her.
  393. >And so you simply watched as she closed the distance in between herself and your member before giving it a soft lick.
  394. >She begins dragging her tongue up and down over your shaft, tentatively sliding over the sack a few times as well.
  395. >Even with the blood loss you had suffered, your body responded on instinct to the soft, warm and moist ministrations on your sensitive parts.
  396. >You feel your rod stiffen and as a result, reality begins to slip and fade away once more.
  397. >Darkness begins to seep into the corners of what remained of your vision.
  398. >That was until every fiber of your body screamed out in pain of what was transpiring in your pelvic area.
  399.  
  400. >Your body finally responds to your commands and you bolt upright, seeing Fluttershy with your torn-off dick hanging out of her mouth.
  401. >The sight is too much to process for your mind and you fall to the floor, the puddle of blood surrounding you slowly growing in size.
  402. >
  403. >
  404. >
  405. >Today was a spooky day.
  406. >And you died.
  407. >That was also noteworthy.
  408.  
  409. I blew chunks today.
  410. I wanted to write a story after that.
  411. For those who see no method in this madness:
  412. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontianak_(folklore)
  413.  
  414.                                                         *******
  415.  
  416. 4.      [FR]    /fa/ in Equestria
  417.  
  418. >Day it feels good to be superior in Equestria.
  419. >You are anonymous.
  420. >No, wait. That name is far too plebeian.
  421. >You are Christiàn.
  422. >Yes, that name was much more befitting of for a man of your statute.
  423. >You wake up precisely at 9:23 am.
  424. >Any earlier was for the inferior working class man.
  425. >Any later would make you an underachiever.
  426. >9:23 am was truly the most fabulous time to wake up.
  427. >You walk over to your granite tiled bathroom and laugh internally at the inferior marble tiled-shittier.
  428. >You get out of your tailored silk pajamas by Thom Browne and step into your shower.
  429. >You only used rainwater of course, being aware of the environment is so twenty thirteen
  430. >You showered with cold water and applied conditioner to your hair.
  431. >No poo though.
  432. >SHAMPOO IS EVIL!
  433. >An infographic taught you that.
  434. >After giving the sides of your head a fresh buzz cut and making sure your Hitler Youth looked as nonchalantly styled as possible, you make your way over to your walk in dresser.
  435. >Today's outfit was going to be... goofninja.
  436. >You opt for an all black, drapey ensemble complete with tights and skirt.
  437. >Rick and Raf is usually what I'm dressed in.
  438. >After taking a new shoot of pictures to upload to your Lookbook you go downstairs for breakfast.
  439. >Breakfast consisting of half a cup of black coffee and a cigarette.
  440. >Those prominent cheekbones don't maintain themselves.
  441. >Elder-deity tier skeletor-mode reporting in.
  442. >You were about halfway through your fag when you suddenly heard
  443. "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILOTINEEEEEE YAH"
  444. >Ah, Death Grips.
  445. >Even your musical tastes in doorbell tunes showed your patricianship.
  446. >You open the door and are greeted by Fluttershy dressed in an off-white MaisonMareMargiella tunic.
  447. >You groan and facepalm at the sight in front of you.
  448. >"I-Is something wrong, anon? Uhm, I mean Christian."
  449. "It's Christiàn now. I added an accent grave. It shows my multilingual superiority."
  450. "And yes, something is wrong. You are non-ironically wearing an MMM-piece after they copped out with their colabs."
  451. >"Oh" she says as she hangs her head dejectedly.
  452. "They're such a plebeian tryhard brand now. Really Fluttershy..."
  453. "All I can give you is a 3/10, at least you tried to color co-ordinate it with your coat.."
  454. >"Three out of ten! That's the best rating you've given me so far! Oh thank you, anon."
  455. "Yeah, yeah. Tone down on the enthusiasm. Minimalism is the way to go now."
  456. >"Oh, o-okay. C-Can I.. *mumblemumble*.."
  457. "Yes, you can do your guessing-thing. Let's just get this over with already... I have some shitposting as Casemods to do."
  458. >"Oh, I wanted to know if fedora's are your fetish?"
  459. "I tend to equivocate them with bad hair."
  460. >Before she could reply, you slam her in the face with the door.
  461. >Talk shit, get hit.
  462. >With a door apparently.
  463. >You spend the rest of the day posting modelfu-threads.
  464. >Today was an effay day.
  465.  
  466.                                                         *******
  467.  
  468. 5.      [FR]    Rape invaders
  469.  
  470. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSZrT1S33E
  471.  
  472. >Day 8-bit insanity in Equestria.
  473. >You are Anon, Homo Sapien Sapien extraordinaire.
  474. >Well, you're the only one in this technicolor horse-filled world so that doesn't really say a lot.
  475. >You were simply enjoying your morning, nursing a cup of coffee when you are suddenly interrupted by a knocking sound coming from your door.
  476. >You already knew who it was of course.
  477. >Fluttershy had made it a habit to come around to your house every morning and try to guess your fetish, thinking you'd suddenly be head over heels for her if she did.
  478. >Then again, her attempts were harmless and you simply couldn't resist the diabetes-inducing cuteness of that pony.
  479. >But still, momma didn't raise no horsefucker.
  480. >You open the door and greet the butter-colored pegasus.
  481. "Morning, 'Shy. What can I do for you this morning?"
  482. >"Uhm.. Well, you see... I think I found your fetish, Anon."
  483. "Oh, did you know? Well, go ahead, Fluttershy. What's my fetish?"
  484. >"Uhm, is your fetish nostalgic videogames?
  485.  
  486. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pIMVZZRb7Y
  487.  
  488. Suddenly, you see several dick-shaped pods floating in the air, moving methodically from side to side whilst dropping in altitude.
  489. "What the hell are those?!"
  490. >"Invaders, possibly from space."
  491. >"And they are here to rape us!"
  492. >The largest pod, shaped like a dragon dildo, opens up and reveals what looks like... you.
  493. >But with several ponies shoved onto your arms, legs and even one over your head.
  494. >"Greetings, ponies of Equestria, I am Rapezord! Tremble in fear for our three different kind of ships."
  495. You crack your knuckles in preparation.
  496.  
  497. "Alright, it's a Tuesday morning. I have no date, a pony trying to get in my pants and an all-Rush mixtape."
  498. "Let's rock."
  499. >You and Fluttershy hop in the conveniently placed tank that just appeared in front of your house.
  500. >You take a seat and suddenly metal straps shoot out, binding you into place.
  501. >Right after, a mechanical arm forcefully tears your pants to shreds.
  502. "Fluttershy, what the fuck is this?!"
  503. >"I-I don't know, Anon. I didn't do any of this, I swear!"
  504. >You'd deal with your attire impairments later! You needed to shoot the pods out of the sky first lest you get raped!
  505. >You take a tight hold of the joystick and begin to shoot upwards at the descending rapists, only to find out that you were shooting blanks!
  506. >You keep mashing the button, hoping to quickly resolve the problem.
  507. >As you do, you suddenly notice a very enjoyable sensation coming from your nethers.
  508. >A rubbery tube, bearing much resemblance with a fleshlight had descended over your shaft and clamped down on it whilst gently bobbing up and down.
  509.  
  510. >It did not take you long to regain the raging boner you had chosen to ignore this morning.
  511. >The fleshlight which apparently was mounted to a hydraulic piston increased its pace with which it moved over your lenght and far sooner than you were willing to admit, you shot your seed down a clear tube.
  512. >>"Weapon systems at 65%. Fire at free will." a mechanical voice resounded throughout the cabin of the tank.
  513.  
  514. >You were going to shoot alien spaceships out of orbit with your semen...
  515. >You shrugged and began firing away. You'd seen weirder stuff around here.
  516. >The first few shots were easy enough and the first row of ships quickly faded away into nothing after being coated in your cum.
  517. >Meanwhile, the fleshlight kept pistoning up and down, milking you of all your seed.
  518. >The second row was proving to be a lot harder to handle than the first as you kept shooting the white strands of goo just past them.
  519. >Eventually, you still managed to get the entire second row out of the air but right after you'd shot down the last one of them a red light began flickering on the dashboard.
  520.  
  521. >>"Warning, ammunition running low. 5% remaining." the monotone voice blared through the speakers.
  522. >You'd already came so much over the past few moments, your dick was raw from the scraping sensation.
  523. >But still, you had five shots left! That ought to be enough to shoot Rapezord out of the air.
  524. >Overly confident, you shoot twice in rapid succession.
  525. >Rapezord had anticipated your strategy and quickly reversed direction the very last moments.
  526. >You swiftly followed him and shot upwards again, missing the side of his ship with a hair.
  527. >Okay, Anon. No stress. Still two shots left.
  528. >You simply had to wait until he wass right under you and.. fire!
  529. >But again, your tactics were too simple and by increasing his speed Rapezord easily avoided getting hit by your cum.
  530. >Only one more shot left...
  531. >Okay, maybe you were beginning to panic a little now...
  532. >You follow the movement of the dragon dildo-shaped ship and wait until he has to turn around.
  533. >You just had to hit him then!
  534. >You wait until the very last moment and you shoot!
  535. >On the monitor, you followed the white projectile float upwards right at his ship.
  536. >And float right through it.
  537. >Wait, what?
  538. >The motherfucker had simply moved backwards!
  539. "Hey fuck you, this is supposed to be a 2D-game!"
  540. >The monitor cracks to live and you are greeted by Rapezord.
  541. >"Don't you know, Anon? All is fair in love and rape."
  542. >"Now prepare to have your anus ravaged when I descend!"
  543. >The screen flickered back to its previous state and you could see the last pod descending rapidly.
  544.  
  545. >Then suddenly, a voice that had kept quiet softly tried to reassure you.
  546. >"Come on, Anon! I know you can do it! You just need to cum one more time!"
  547. "I-I.. I can't! I haven't got anything left in me anymore!"
  548. >She frowns at you before crouching in front of you and pulling the fleshlight of your manhood.
  549. >"That's not the Anon I know and love. He'd never give up so easily!"
  550. >Before you can begin to form a reply, she drags her tongue all the way over your sack to the very tip of your length.
  551. >"Maybe that machine can't make you cum anymore but I know you still have a special batch left for me in there."
  552. >She bobs her head up and down, only lightly at first making sure to provide you with ample lubrification.
  553. >With a popping noise, she lets your member out of her mouth, a thick strand of saliva lingering from her lips to your glans.
  554. >She quickly takes you back in her mouth, this time allowing you to slide much farther into her.
  555. >You hear her hold back a light gag and you could feel that familiar sense of pressure coming once more from your loins.
  556. "K-Keep going... I'm gonna... I'm gonnaa"
  557. >Just before you felt yourself erupting once more, Fluttershy quickly pulls the hose over your manhood again.
  558. >>"Weapon systems at 100%. Shoot 'em up."
  559. >There was still one strategy you had ignored in the past.
  560. >ZERG RUSH!
  561. >You maneuver the joystick in all directions and slam the button as hard and as fast as you can.
  562. >Entire streams of your cum shoot out of the barrel and eventually one of them hits the Rapezords' ship making it dissapear.
  563. >The bindings holding you down click loose and you crawl onto the top of the tank to admire the results of the brave battle you had fought.
  564.  
  565. >The majority of Ponyville was stained with your sexual juices, everything coated in a nice, even layer of hot, white spunk.
  566. >As you sat there on top of the tank, enjoying the view as if it simply were a snowy wonderland, Fluttershy came out of the tank and sat next to you.
  567. >She looks at you earnestly before asking you
  568. >"W-Was this your fetish, Anon?"
  569. >You look down on her and frown
  570. "No, Fluttershy, it wasn't ..."
  571. >She looks at you sadly and tries to turn her head away.
  572. "... but I wouldn't mind if it became that."
  573. >You softly kiss her on the lips.
  574. >Sappy ending.