- 1. [FR/REQUEST] A five-step guide to rape by /mlp/ (8-168)
- 2. [FR] Carnival (172-307)
- 3. [FR/GORE] Ponetianak (311-412)
- 4. [FR] /fa/ in Equestria (416-464)
- 5. [FR] Rape invaders (468-574)
- 1. [FR/REQUEST] A five-step guide to rape by /mlp/:
- The following story is the result of the following comments:
- "How to rape in 5 easy steps."
- A self-help book by /mlp/.
- -Anonymous
- >How to Rape in 5 easy steps
- 1) - Find local monkey
- 2) - Guess his fetish
- 3) - If he declines advances, refer to step 4
- 4) - Hide in his house under his bed and wait until he falls asleep, then reveal yourself to show him how dedicated you are to him
- 5) - Call parents to get you bail
- -Nebulus !!2TWW04Vlsi2
- There's a oneshot Idea right there. Someone get to it. I would, but I'm going out for food.
- -Minion of Lulu
- Agreed. I would love to see a story come from this.
- I would love even more to narrate that kind of story
- -Baratone !bgmzkorXw6
- >Day 'if Baratone narrates this, I'll cream myself' in Equestria
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >With your head hung low, you walk back into your cottage.
- >You just came back from Anon to guess his fetish.
- >And like every other day, he had rejected you.
- >You take a look at the calender and cross today off.
- >You were so sure you had it today!
- >You were positive that cumming on insertion would be anon's fetish.
- >But you were wrong.
- >Just like you were the day before.
- >And the day before that one.
- >And the past 499 days for that matter.
- >You had hoped that your 500th attempt would have been the one.
- >But it wasn't..
- >You sigh.
- >Why couldn't anon just accept your love?
- >Why couldn't he just give you the hot monkey dock?
- >
- >You were so frustrated right now
- >You felt like kicking something
- >You bring your hoof up and slam it against the wall
- >The picture of you and your friends on a picknick became ever so slightly crooked
- >Lashing out like that felt good
- >But your rage still burned with the intensity of an inferno
- >
- >NO!
- >Today was going to be the day.
- >Today, you WOULD get the hot monkey dock.
- >
- >
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >It is 1 am and for the past 12 hours, you had been lying under anon's bed.
- >You wished he would go to bed sooner.
- >You were starting to get tired yourself.
- >No ! Stay awake, Fluttershy!
- >You had business to do.
- >You waited untill you heard Anon snoring
- >Quietly you sneak out from under his bed.
- >You quickly tied his hands and feet to the corners of his bed.
- >He couldn't go anywhere now.
- >You jump on top of his chest.
- >Anon shakes his head from side to side, surprised by the sudden weight on his body.
- "Whozzat? Whuzhappening?" he slurs out, clearly still half asleep.
- "I think I found your fetish, anon." you sing-song in a mocking voice.
- "Really, you couldn't wait untill the morning this time?" he says with a scowl on his face, clearly annoyed by all the sleep he's missing out on.
- "Alright, just let's get it over with? What's my fetish, Fluttershy?"
- "It's rape."
- >Anon loudly gulps.
- >Then he gets a stoic expression on his face and nods.
- "Congrats, Flutters. You got it." anon says with a small smile.
- "Ya dun good, son. I'm proud of ya."
- "Now untie me, so I can give you some hot monkey lovin'."
- >And so it came to be that you spend the rest of the night
- >Fucking anon
- >
- >
- >Day 'if Baratone narrates this part too, I'll cream myself again' in Equestria
- >Also known as the next day.
- >You wake up snuggled against anon.
- >Last night was amazing.
- >For the both of you.
- >You feel Anon stir and soon he is awake as well.
- "Hey Flutterbooboo." he says after he has given you a kiss on your cheek.
- >He even gave you a nickname.
- "I was thinking... How about we go celebrate.. well, you know, last night... with some breakfast at Sugarcube Corner?" Anon speaks up while looking deep into your eyes.
- >You nod.
- "I'd like that very much, Anon." you say whilest nuzzling his chest.
- >
- >One transistion-scene to Sugarcube Corner later
- >
- >You both walk into Sugarcube Corner.
- >Upon seeing this, Pinkie Pie immediately jumps in front of the two of you
- >"Ohmygosh, Fluttershyyou'reherewithAnon.Doesthatmeanyouguessedhisfetish,didyouhuhhuhdidyou?"
- >Anon rubs his temples with his index-fingers.
- >Pinkie can sometimes be a little much for him to handle.
- "Uhm, yes, I raped him." you tell your friend.
- >"Reept him?" Pinkie mimics you while cocking her head to the side and giving you a confused stare.
- "Yes, I raped him. It was his fetish." you repeat yourself.
- >"Raept ... him...?"
- "Uhm, yes. Y-you do know what rape is, right?" you ask the pink and obviously confused mare in front of you.
- >"MISSES CAKE -" Pinkie suddenly yells towards the kitchen.
- >"Yes, Pinkie dear, what is it?" Mrs. Cake says with her head sticking through the kitchendoor.
- >"DO YOU KNOW WHAT RAPE IS?" the party pony shouts at her employer.
- >"Can't say that I do, honey. Why? Is it important?" the elder pony asks.
- >"Well, Fluttershy did it and now Anon loves her so I guess it's kinda important." the joyful equine states.
- >"Oh well, Fluttershy dearie, you simply must teach us the way of rape then." the mother of two says while walking out off the kitchen to join up with Pinkie.
- "Oh, it's very easy." you say.
- "You just got to follow the five-step plan to >rape"
- >1) - Find local monkey
- >2) - Guess his fetish
- >3) - If he declines advances, refer to step 4
- >4) - Hide in his house under his bed and wait until he falls asleep, then reveal yourself to show him how dedicated you are to him
- >5) - Call parents to get you bail
- >
- >
- >The two mares stare at you and blink a few times.
- >Then they both give you a big smile.
- >"Well thank you for teaching us, dearie. I'll keep it in mind." Mrs. Cake thanks you before walking back into the kitchen.
- >"Yeah, Fluttershy, I didn't know you were such a smarty pony." Pinkie says.
- >
- >You proceed to eat your breakfast in peace with anon.
- >You spend the rest of the day telling all your friends anon is now your special somehuman.
- >As it turns out, none of your friends knew the proper 5-step plan to >rape !
- >Being the good friend that you are, you happily teach them all the proper way of >rape.
- >
- >
- >You are Fluttershy and you are now preparing yourself to spend the second night together with your lover, anon.
- >Or you were, until you heard a knock on the door.
- "I'll get it, honey." you speak in the general direction of the bedroom, as you make your way downstairs.
- >You open the door to see -
- "Twilight, what are you doing here?" you ask your studious friend.
- >"Why, I'm here to rape anon." she states bluntly.
- "Y-you can't do that. He's MY special somehuman!" you say rather loudly to her.
- >"Well, then I'll just need to proceed towards step 4 and show him how much I love him." Twilight says.
- >Her horn begins to glow and with a loud bang and a flash, she dissapears out of sight.
- >Not a second later, you hear a *pop* coming from upstairs.
- >Oh, no she didn't..
- >You run upstairs and try to open the door.
- >But to no avail, Twilight had already locked it.
- >You lean your ear against the door and listen to what is transpiring in anon's bedroom.
- "H-Hey Twi, what are you doing here?" you catch your lover saying.
- >"I'm here to rape you, anon." you hear Twilight speak up.
- "Oh, okay then." your significant other replies.
- >You can hear loud slurping noises and moans coming from behind the door.
- >Looks like anon is going to be spending this night
- >Fucking Twilight.
- >
- >
- >Narration by Baratone:
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- http://vocaroo.com/i/s13mZgfR37vV
- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vBycDPbNsX
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- *******
- 2. [FR] Carnival
- >Day carnival in Equestria.
- >Well, actually day carnival in Ponyville.
- >You are anonymous and today carnival had come to town.
- >Fluttershy had asked you if you wanted to come.
- >You reluctantly agreed to come, as long as she paid for everything.
- >You could deal with a few rape-attempts if it got you some free food and maybe even some fun.
- >And even better, it meant no fetish-guessing in the morning!
- >For the first time in months, you got to sleep until noon.
- >After doing a somewhat tardy morning routine, you leave the house and head towards the marketplace where the carnival would commence.
- >You arrive at your destination and walk around for a bit until you spot a pink mane with a Fluttershy underneath it.
- "Hey there, favorite rapist of mine." you mockingly greet her.
- >She peaks out from under her mane and tries to tackle-hug you the moment she sees who it is.
- >Your reflexes prove to be superior however and a quick side-step makes Fluttershy crash into a couple of dustbins.
- >After a few seconds her head pops out from underneath the pile of rubbish and she shakes it a few times in an attempt to regain her bearings.
- >She hops out of the pile of trash and walks over to you.
- >"Oh, anon. I'm so glad you came."
- >You look down at her and gave her a small nod.
- "Sure. Let's get going. I haven't had breakfast yet."
- >You walk over to the entrance gates and look back at Fluttershy.
- "You're paying."
- >Fluttershy looks up at you before nervously nodding.
- >"Yes, yes of course."
- >Both tickets are paid for and you walk into the carnival.
- >In the corner of your eye you immediately spot a corndog stand.
- >They didn't have actual meat of course but it would make due for breakfast.
- >You walk over to the stand and order 2 corndogs.
- >"That'll be 5 bits, please." the salespony says as he hands you each a corndog.
- "You're paying, Fluttershy."
- >You turn your back on the stand and walk away with the food in your hand.
- >"Oh uhm, yes.. of course." you heard her mumble.
- >You think.
- >Not like you cared.
- >You were happily munching away on your corndog when you heard a familiar mumble.
- >"Uhm, anon? A-Are corndogs your fetish?"
- >You turn around and are staring directly at Fluttershy's cooch wherein currently a corndog had taken residence.
- >There goes your appetite.
- "No Fluttershy, goddamnit. You said no fetish-guessing today."
- >"Oh, I-I'm sorry, anon."
- >A loud *POP* could be heard and the corndog flew off into the distance.
- >You could not suppress a shudder.
- "You are a vile creature, you know that?"
- >Fluttershy responds by nuzzling your waist as you walk past the various stands together.
- >"One day I'll guess it, Anon. And then I can make you happy."
- >You only paid little attention to her as the sight in front of you required most of it.
- "Why don't you make me happy right now, Fluttershy?'
- >She immediately lets her fronthooves slide out from under her and lifts her tail.
- >"Oh, anon. I should have known public indecencies were your fetish!"
- "For fucks sake, Fluttershy. Get up! That's not my fetish and even if it were I wouldn't stick my hot monkey dick in your vagoo."
- "I was talking about that ..." you say as you point towards the rollercoaster in front of you.
- >You could not even begin to count the number of loopings it had.
- >It just seemed to go on and on.
- >You quickly make your way to the back of the queuing line.
- "Come on, Flutters. I want to ride this thing."
- >"A-Are you sure, anon. It looks so scary."
- >"Oh come on, don't be such a baby."
- "Look, even foals can ride this thing."
- >A quick glance over at the front of the line reveals a cardboard cut-out of a spooky skeleton, holding a hoof out with the note 'You must be THIS tall to ride.' above it.
- >"O-Okay, anon. I'll do it for you."
- "Good because you're paying."
- >By now, you had reached the front of the line.
- >As Fluttershy hands over some more of her bits to the pony manning the stand you take a seat in one of the carts, soon joined by Fluttershy taking a seat next to you.
- >Maybe this wasn't so bad, she looked like she could control herse-
- >"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, I'M GONNA DIE. TAKE ME NOW, ANON. RUT ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE."
- "Goddamnit Fluttershy, we're barely moving. Calm down."
- >She seems to listen to your command and stops screaming.
- >The rest of the ride was rather fun, although at some point you were beginning to doubt how they were able to make a ride this long in Ponyville.
- >Magic.
- >Definitely magic.
- >Spooky magic.
- >As the carts arrive back at the carnival, you could see the sun had lowered considerably.
- >The safety bars retract and you get up.
- >Fluttershy then tightly grabs your arm and pulls you back to your seat.
- "Fluttershy, what are you doing? I want to get off the ride."
- >"The ride never ends."
- "Yes, it does. At 5 pm. Which is now."
- >"Oh.." she says dejectedly, hanging her head low.
- >"Well, okay then."
- >You both get up and meander around the carnival some more.
- >Suddenly Fluttershy perks up and starts pulling on your sleeve.
- >"Oh anon, can we ride the ferriswheel? Can we? Please?"
- >Sure enough, off in the distance stood a big old Ferris wheel.
- >Well, she had already paid for your food and tickets...
- >She had also showed you her genitals twice this day...
- >Which is a considerably lower frequency than the average for a Wednesday.
- "Sure. You're still paying, though."
- >"Oh thank you, anon."
- >She once more tries to hug you.
- >You are caught by surprise and the yellow she-devil manages to hook her claws around you.
- >Curses! Foiled again by your own reflexes.
- >You push her off and make your way over to the Ferris wheel.
- >Few moments later, you were both seated in a gondola.
- >The bars clamp down and slowly the wheel starts going upwards, revealing more and more of Ponyville with each passing moment.
- >It was a beautiful sight, you could see now why RD liked to spend so much time in the air.
- >Then suddenly the attraction halts its movement, right as you reach the top.
- "Oh come on, this is such a cliché.."
- "Fluttershy, did you pay the ticket-pony to do this?"
- >"M-Maybe?"
- >You face-palm and groan before responding
- "You know what? This is actually a really nice gesture. At least you're not outright trying to rape me this time."
- >"So does that mean we can.. you know, uhm.. rut?"
- "No. No, it does not."
- "But it means you can sit in my lap for a bit."
- >With a speed even Rainbow Dash would be jealous off, Fluttershy hops into your lap.
- "Why can't you just be normal.." you sigh as you ruffle her mane slightly.
- >Fluttershy does not bother responding, instead opting for nuzzling your stomach.
- >After a few moments spent in peaceful silence of you softly petting Fluttershy, the ride creaks back to life and you begin to make your descent.
- >Far sooner than you were willing to, you were forced to part from your comfortable seat as the Ferris wheel had come to a full stop.
- >You both get out and began to walk back to the various stands.
- >Most of them were already beginning to clean up their goods.
- "Guess we should call it a day, huh?"
- >"C-Can I walk home with you, anon?"
- >As you look down, two teal orbs stare into your soul with as much hope as they could possibly carry.
- >You give her a small smile before responding
- "Sure, why not?"
- >As the sun begins to dip under the horizon, you walk home carrying an aura of tranquility with you.
- >For the first time in a long time, you feel... relaxed.
- >Simply relaxed.
- >You arrive at your house and come to a stop before you open the door.
- >"I'm really glad you came today, anon."
- "Me too. I had fun today, Fluttershy."
- "Thank you."
- >"So, I-I'll guess I'll see you tomorrow morning?" Fluttershy says as she turns around and begins to walk away.
- "How about we make it tomorrow evening instead?"
- >Fluttershy turns around and cocks her head at you in confusion.
- "You, me, drinks. My treat."
- >This time you just let her tackle-hug you.
- >A smile made it's way on your face and as you stare into the setting sun, still wrapped by an exuberant pegasus, you can't help but to think-
- >Today had been a pretty nice day.
- *******
- 3. [FR/GORE] Ponetianak
- >Day banana trees in Equestria.
- >You are anonymous and you are dreaming peaceful dreams.
- >Well, you were until a few moments ago when a dog had awoken you from your sleep with its howling.
- >Glancing over at the clock you saw that it was nearly time to get out of bed anyway.
- >Whilst rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, you drag yourself over to the bathroom for the morning routine.
- >Defecate, deluge and decorticate.
- >Now aptly prepared for the day's events, or so you think, you walk downstairs for the final step of the morning routine.
- >To devour and digest some ScootaSnacks©.
- >The whole town had been in tears when they found out Scootaloo had committed suicide a few weeks ago.
- >As a sign of respect for Scootaloo [spoiler]and to spite her adoptive father[/spoiler], they had been making various products named after the orange pegasus, keeping the spirits of the brave mare alive.
- >Anyway, with the morning routine completely finished without any unwanted interruption today was looking out to be a textbook example of how you wanted every morning to go.
- >That would mostly be because of—
- *ding dong*
- >That's right, you had a doorbell installed.
- >You just knew it was too good to be true..
- >You walk over to the door and open it.
- >In front of you stood Fluttershy wearing a long white dress, gently flowing in the morning breeze.
- >That morning breeze also carried a certain scent into the house.
- >The smell of flowers.
- >Something was.. different about Fluttershy this morning.
- "Hey, Flutters. What's with the dress?"
- >"Do you like it?" she says as she gives you a glassy stare.
- >You felt a bit uncomfortable under her gaze.
- "Y-Yeah, it looks.. nice."
- >"Thank you. Are you willing to give me your love now?" she says, her eyes still transfixed on yours.
- >You get entranced in those teal depths for a moment but manage to snap out of it.
- >You shake your head and blink a few times, trying to decipher what just happened.
- "Wait, what was that?"
- >Suddenly Fluttershy pounces forward and slams you into the floor.
- >You were caught by surprise and the harsh contact between your head and the floor numbs you somewhat.
- >Fluttershy makes use of your temporary state of mind to overpower you and to kick the door shut.
- >With her hooves firmly pressing you down, you soon come to the conclusion that struggle leads you nowhere for the moment.
- >She lowers her muzzle to the point where she is merely an inch away from your nose.
- >That sudden smell of flowers that had been there moments ago was now replaced with a rancid smell of decomposing matter.
- >Now that the distance in between the both of you was practically nonexistent, you noticed what had been off about her.
- >Her coat was much paler than it usually was, nearing an off-white in color and her eyes no longer held that glimmering shimmer of hope.
- >Instead it looked like a thin translucent veil was laid over them, making them appear ghastly hollow and devoid of life.
- >"Oh anon, are pontianaks your fetish?" she asks in a mocking tone of voice.
- >You try to reply but she closes the distance in between your lips and kisses you hungrily.
- >After assaulting your mouth with her tongue for a seemingly never ending amount of time, she breaks contact and stares you straight in the eyes again.
- >"Don't bother answering, it's too late for that now anyway. Your love is mine."
- >Fluttershy closes the distance in between you once more but rather than kissing you on the lips, she starts to lick around your eye.
- "Fluttershy, what the hell are you doing? Get of me this instant!"
- >In reply to that, she sets her lips over your right eye and begins to suck on it.
- >A tight seal is formed between her mouth and your face and you began to feel pressure from underneath your eye by the lack of air in Fluttershy's mouth.
- "Seriously Fluttershy, cut it ou-AAH! FUCK THAT HURTS! STOP IT!"
- >You struggle with all your might but it seems as if your body is not even moving.
- >Fluttershy ignores you completely and persists in her torture.
- >The pressure keeps building up and the pain becomes overbearing.
- >The closed seal from Fluttershy's mouth muffles the *pop* that should have been heard the moment your eye left its socket.
- >You convulse in pain and shriek out, emptying your lungs of all air.
- >Fluttershy now sits up, tearing the muscles attached to the white orb out of your body, leaving them dangling between the now exposed cavity and her mouth.
- >Blood is profusely oozing out of the opened orifice, flowing down the side your face and rapidly forming a large puddle around you.
- >She bites down on the string of muscles and the pain makes you trash any body part willing to move.
- >It does not faze her however and she bites down again, having a hard time tearing through the meat with the lack of canines.
- >She persistently keeps chewing until the nerves finally snap.
- >With an absolutely sickening slurping noise, you see your former appendage make its way into Fluttershy.
- >Gulping loudly, you can see the ball-shaped form sliding down her throat.
- >Unable to control your bodily reflexes anymore, you began to empty your stomach of its contents.
- >You start to feel lightheaded from the blood loss and realize that if you don't act soon, this situation may turn out very grave for you.
- >With the remainder of your strength and consciousness you began to plead
- "Pppleeasee jusst, juust ggett me to aa hosspital. I'll ddo annytthing."
- >Fluttershy softly places a hoof on your lips and closes your mouth.
- >"Hush now, it's almost over. I just require one more thing."
- >The pressure of her hooves keeping you bound to the floor is now removed.
- >Not that it mattered at this point anymore, you had lost the ability to move quite some time back now.
- >You keep lingering in and out of consciousness, with shards of sentences reaching you.
- >"Hey n....n't go sle....ng just y... I wan..o be here with m....see this."
- >She slaps a hoof across your face with all the force she can muster.
- >The sudden peak of pain triggers your body into releasing the last remaining amount of adrenaline, forcing you to stay awake.
- >"Much better." Fluttershy says as she goes down on you with a sinister grin.
- >She fumbles around with your button and zipper for a bit before she simply bites down on them and tears them to shreds.
- >Fluttershy looks back up at you before a small smile forms on her lips.
- >"Don't worry, anon. I won't bite you."
- >Even if you wanted to, you could not move an inch of your body, let alone reply to her.
- >And so you simply watched as she closed the distance in between herself and your member before giving it a soft lick.
- >She begins dragging her tongue up and down over your shaft, tentatively sliding over the sack a few times as well.
- >Even with the blood loss you had suffered, your body responded on instinct to the soft, warm and moist ministrations on your sensitive parts.
- >You feel your rod stiffen and as a result, reality begins to slip and fade away once more.
- >Darkness begins to seep into the corners of what remained of your vision.
- >That was until every fiber of your body screamed out in pain of what was transpiring in your pelvic area.
- >Your body finally responds to your commands and you bolt upright, seeing Fluttershy with your torn-off dick hanging out of her mouth.
- >The sight is too much to process for your mind and you fall to the floor, the puddle of blood surrounding you slowly growing in size.
- >
- >
- >
- >Today was a spooky day.
- >And you died.
- >That was also noteworthy.
- I blew chunks today.
- I wanted to write a story after that.
- For those who see no method in this madness:
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontianak_(folklore)
- *******
- 4. [FR] /fa/ in Equestria
- >Day it feels good to be superior in Equestria.
- >You are anonymous.
- >No, wait. That name is far too plebeian.
- >You are Christiàn.
- >Yes, that name was much more befitting of for a man of your statute.
- >You wake up precisely at 9:23 am.
- >Any earlier was for the inferior working class man.
- >Any later would make you an underachiever.
- >9:23 am was truly the most fabulous time to wake up.
- >You walk over to your granite tiled bathroom and laugh internally at the inferior marble tiled-shittier.
- >You get out of your tailored silk pajamas by Thom Browne and step into your shower.
- >You only used rainwater of course, being aware of the environment is so twenty thirteen
- >You showered with cold water and applied conditioner to your hair.
- >No poo though.
- >SHAMPOO IS EVIL!
- >An infographic taught you that.
- >After giving the sides of your head a fresh buzz cut and making sure your Hitler Youth looked as nonchalantly styled as possible, you make your way over to your walk in dresser.
- >Today's outfit was going to be... goofninja.
- >You opt for an all black, drapey ensemble complete with tights and skirt.
- >Rick and Raf is usually what I'm dressed in.
- >After taking a new shoot of pictures to upload to your Lookbook you go downstairs for breakfast.
- >Breakfast consisting of half a cup of black coffee and a cigarette.
- >Those prominent cheekbones don't maintain themselves.
- >Elder-deity tier skeletor-mode reporting in.
- >You were about halfway through your fag when you suddenly heard
- "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILOTINEEEEEE YAH"
- >Ah, Death Grips.
- >Even your musical tastes in doorbell tunes showed your patricianship.
- >You open the door and are greeted by Fluttershy dressed in an off-white MaisonMareMargiella tunic.
- >You groan and facepalm at the sight in front of you.
- >"I-Is something wrong, anon? Uhm, I mean Christian."
- "It's Christiàn now. I added an accent grave. It shows my multilingual superiority."
- "And yes, something is wrong. You are non-ironically wearing an MMM-piece after they copped out with their colabs."
- >"Oh" she says as she hangs her head dejectedly.
- "They're such a plebeian tryhard brand now. Really Fluttershy..."
- "All I can give you is a 3/10, at least you tried to color co-ordinate it with your coat.."
- >"Three out of ten! That's the best rating you've given me so far! Oh thank you, anon."
- "Yeah, yeah. Tone down on the enthusiasm. Minimalism is the way to go now."
- >"Oh, o-okay. C-Can I.. *mumblemumble*.."
- "Yes, you can do your guessing-thing. Let's just get this over with already... I have some shitposting as Casemods to do."
- >"Oh, I wanted to know if fedora's are your fetish?"
- "I tend to equivocate them with bad hair."
- >Before she could reply, you slam her in the face with the door.
- >Talk shit, get hit.
- >With a door apparently.
- >You spend the rest of the day posting modelfu-threads.
- >Today was an effay day.
- *******
- 5. [FR] Rape invaders
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSZrT1S33E
- >Day 8-bit insanity in Equestria.
- >You are Anon, Homo Sapien Sapien extraordinaire.
- >Well, you're the only one in this technicolor horse-filled world so that doesn't really say a lot.
- >You were simply enjoying your morning, nursing a cup of coffee when you are suddenly interrupted by a knocking sound coming from your door.
- >You already knew who it was of course.
- >Fluttershy had made it a habit to come around to your house every morning and try to guess your fetish, thinking you'd suddenly be head over heels for her if she did.
- >Then again, her attempts were harmless and you simply couldn't resist the diabetes-inducing cuteness of that pony.
- >But still, momma didn't raise no horsefucker.
- >You open the door and greet the butter-colored pegasus.
- "Morning, 'Shy. What can I do for you this morning?"
- >"Uhm.. Well, you see... I think I found your fetish, Anon."
- "Oh, did you know? Well, go ahead, Fluttershy. What's my fetish?"
- >"Uhm, is your fetish nostalgic videogames?
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pIMVZZRb7Y
- Suddenly, you see several dick-shaped pods floating in the air, moving methodically from side to side whilst dropping in altitude.
- "What the hell are those?!"
- >"Invaders, possibly from space."
- >"And they are here to rape us!"
- >The largest pod, shaped like a dragon dildo, opens up and reveals what looks like... you.
- >But with several ponies shoved onto your arms, legs and even one over your head.
- >"Greetings, ponies of Equestria, I am Rapezord! Tremble in fear for our three different kind of ships."
- You crack your knuckles in preparation.
- "Alright, it's a Tuesday morning. I have no date, a pony trying to get in my pants and an all-Rush mixtape."
- "Let's rock."
- >You and Fluttershy hop in the conveniently placed tank that just appeared in front of your house.
- >You take a seat and suddenly metal straps shoot out, binding you into place.
- >Right after, a mechanical arm forcefully tears your pants to shreds.
- "Fluttershy, what the fuck is this?!"
- >"I-I don't know, Anon. I didn't do any of this, I swear!"
- >You'd deal with your attire impairments later! You needed to shoot the pods out of the sky first lest you get raped!
- >You take a tight hold of the joystick and begin to shoot upwards at the descending rapists, only to find out that you were shooting blanks!
- >You keep mashing the button, hoping to quickly resolve the problem.
- >As you do, you suddenly notice a very enjoyable sensation coming from your nethers.
- >A rubbery tube, bearing much resemblance with a fleshlight had descended over your shaft and clamped down on it whilst gently bobbing up and down.
- >It did not take you long to regain the raging boner you had chosen to ignore this morning.
- >The fleshlight which apparently was mounted to a hydraulic piston increased its pace with which it moved over your lenght and far sooner than you were willing to admit, you shot your seed down a clear tube.
- >>"Weapon systems at 65%. Fire at free will." a mechanical voice resounded throughout the cabin of the tank.
- >You were going to shoot alien spaceships out of orbit with your semen...
- >You shrugged and began firing away. You'd seen weirder stuff around here.
- >The first few shots were easy enough and the first row of ships quickly faded away into nothing after being coated in your cum.
- >Meanwhile, the fleshlight kept pistoning up and down, milking you of all your seed.
- >The second row was proving to be a lot harder to handle than the first as you kept shooting the white strands of goo just past them.
- >Eventually, you still managed to get the entire second row out of the air but right after you'd shot down the last one of them a red light began flickering on the dashboard.
- >>"Warning, ammunition running low. 5% remaining." the monotone voice blared through the speakers.
- >You'd already came so much over the past few moments, your dick was raw from the scraping sensation.
- >But still, you had five shots left! That ought to be enough to shoot Rapezord out of the air.
- >Overly confident, you shoot twice in rapid succession.
- >Rapezord had anticipated your strategy and quickly reversed direction the very last moments.
- >You swiftly followed him and shot upwards again, missing the side of his ship with a hair.
- >Okay, Anon. No stress. Still two shots left.
- >You simply had to wait until he wass right under you and.. fire!
- >But again, your tactics were too simple and by increasing his speed Rapezord easily avoided getting hit by your cum.
- >Only one more shot left...
- >Okay, maybe you were beginning to panic a little now...
- >You follow the movement of the dragon dildo-shaped ship and wait until he has to turn around.
- >You just had to hit him then!
- >You wait until the very last moment and you shoot!
- >On the monitor, you followed the white projectile float upwards right at his ship.
- >And float right through it.
- >Wait, what?
- >The motherfucker had simply moved backwards!
- "Hey fuck you, this is supposed to be a 2D-game!"
- >The monitor cracks to live and you are greeted by Rapezord.
- >"Don't you know, Anon? All is fair in love and rape."
- >"Now prepare to have your anus ravaged when I descend!"
- >The screen flickered back to its previous state and you could see the last pod descending rapidly.
- >Then suddenly, a voice that had kept quiet softly tried to reassure you.
- >"Come on, Anon! I know you can do it! You just need to cum one more time!"
- "I-I.. I can't! I haven't got anything left in me anymore!"
- >She frowns at you before crouching in front of you and pulling the fleshlight of your manhood.
- >"That's not the Anon I know and love. He'd never give up so easily!"
- >Before you can begin to form a reply, she drags her tongue all the way over your sack to the very tip of your length.
- >"Maybe that machine can't make you cum anymore but I know you still have a special batch left for me in there."
- >She bobs her head up and down, only lightly at first making sure to provide you with ample lubrification.
- >With a popping noise, she lets your member out of her mouth, a thick strand of saliva lingering from her lips to your glans.
- >She quickly takes you back in her mouth, this time allowing you to slide much farther into her.
- >You hear her hold back a light gag and you could feel that familiar sense of pressure coming once more from your loins.
- "K-Keep going... I'm gonna... I'm gonnaa"
- >Just before you felt yourself erupting once more, Fluttershy quickly pulls the hose over your manhood again.
- >>"Weapon systems at 100%. Shoot 'em up."
- >There was still one strategy you had ignored in the past.
- >ZERG RUSH!
- >You maneuver the joystick in all directions and slam the button as hard and as fast as you can.
- >Entire streams of your cum shoot out of the barrel and eventually one of them hits the Rapezords' ship making it dissapear.
- >The bindings holding you down click loose and you crawl onto the top of the tank to admire the results of the brave battle you had fought.
- >The majority of Ponyville was stained with your sexual juices, everything coated in a nice, even layer of hot, white spunk.
- >As you sat there on top of the tank, enjoying the view as if it simply were a snowy wonderland, Fluttershy came out of the tank and sat next to you.
- >She looks at you earnestly before asking you
- >"W-Was this your fetish, Anon?"
- >You look down on her and frown
- "No, Fluttershy, it wasn't ..."
- >She looks at you sadly and tries to turn her head away.
- "... but I wouldn't mind if it became that."
- >You softly kiss her on the lips.
- >Sappy ending.

