Title:           Scott Stories
Author:          Princess_Cadence
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/5573Dmxa
First Edit:      Sunday 27th of March 2016 10:28:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 27th of March 2016 10:28:54 PM CDT

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Bookstore
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>Be Scott
>Enjoying a crisp vanilla latte at the book store while perusing a recently purchased book
>It's a fiction book with deep philosophical undertones, particularly dealing with the struggles of diversification in a homogeneous society
>Suddenly, that weird cousin of Norman shows up and stands uncomfortably close to you while you read
>"Hey, Scott! What chya reading?"
>You take a sip of your beverage to help sooth your sudden annoyance
>Can't I read my book in peace? You wouldn't be pestering me if we were in a library setting, would you?
"It's a new publication by Javier S. Jimenez. It's a profound read that illustrates the hindrance of progression while emulating the soliloquy of Orwelian ideologies."
>"Heee? Sugoi naa! That's Japanese for 'Really? That's so cool!'"
"Right..."
>"Wanna see what I bought?"
>You want to say no, but the more tolerant side of you gives in
>She can't help that she was born into an inbred family
>"I got Kill la Kill, the manga! Normally these are what anime are based off of, but this one is actually based off of the anime! I just wanna see what kind of interpretation the artist takes."
"Riveting."
>You take another sip of your lukewarm drink, hoping that your cold demeanor will put her off into leaving
>"Have you ever read a manga before?"
"Nope. Can't say that I have."
>"Oh! I know the perfect one for you! It's a yaoi."
"Which means?"
>"Two dudes have sex."
>You inadvertently spit out your drink onto a nearby boy with a large crimson mohawk
>"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I don't even like books!"
>"Scott, you should really learn not to drink hot coffee that fast."
"Why are you suggesting gay porn?!"
>"I thought you'd be into it. I am!"
>Her eyes become intersecting diagonal lines while her mouth takes the shape of a sideways D
"That's great, Chloe, but I think that's not for me."
>"Oops. Sorry. I thought you had already gone public about your 'problem.' Anyway, watashi wa kaeru. Mata nee."
>This is somehow Norman's fault