Title:           Rose Stories
Author:          Princess_Cadence
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/qhCp989H
First Edit:      Friday 9th of October 2015 11:49:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 16th of October 2015 12:58:19 AM CDT

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Science Partner
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>Be Rose
>Zoning out in Science class while you doodle in your notebook
>I wonder if I'm pretty
>I would know if I wasn't right?
>I mean, I spend all my money on makeup
>I'm totally pretty
>Ugh... Then why hasn't my knight come yet?
>You look down at your notes and see that Ted's name is scribbled everywhere
>You look towards him a few rows over
>He's legitimately doing bicep curls while taking notes
>Whyaremypantiesstillon.jpg
>"Alright," Mr. Doodle says addressing the class, "if everyone understands the lab assignment, I'll start pairing you up. Ted, put down the dumbbell. You're with Trixie."
>"Sweet," Ted says, dropping his weights. Was that 50 pounds with one hand? Mmmmmmm. "You're good at science, aren't you?"
>"The Grrrreat and Powerful Trixie is a master of all trades."
>"Rose," Mr. Doodle continues.
"Please say Ted please say Ted please say Ted."
>"What? No. Ted has been paired up already. You're with Norman."
"What? You can't pair me up with him! He'll make me look like a loser!"
>Norman looks down at his desk sadly while "How Could This Happen To Me" plays in the background
>"That's enough! Rose, you're with Norman and that's final!"
>With your head hung low, you take a seat next to Norman, trying to ignore Simple Plan surrounding his aura
>Maybe this wouldn't be so bad
>Well, it'll suck for you, but maybe Ted will be happy
>Maybe Trixie is just the girl he's looking for
>Trixie definitely is one of the prettier girls at school
>Plus she's confident and independent
>They do seem to be getting along really well
>Just please, Trixie, be the girl of his dreams
>"What do you mean you don't understand what we're doing?!" Trixie exclaims. "Teacher, I demand you find another partner suitable for Trixie and give this lowlife to someone else!"
>Please be me
 
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Survey
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>Be Rose
>Sitting with the others at lunch while Scott and Naomi talk about their latest design
>You're skipping lunch today 'cause you feel fat
>In fact, maybe you should start running
>Nah, too hard. The bike machine in the gym works just fine
>Plus you'll be able to see the man of your dreams while he works out his abs and chest
>Suddenly, you see the others finish their thought and turn to you for your input
"This is great! Keep up the good work!"
>"And also," Naomi says, "I totally ripped this super cute skirt and I was wondering if I could borrow--"
"New thread? I'll take care of it for you."
>"Oh, my gosh. You're a life saver."
>Wait, did Ted just look at me?
>I think he did.
>Seriously, he needs to father my children.
>Like right now.
>That's when Norman comes by with his tray of food
"Hey, Norman. What's up?"
>He looks behind him to make sure you're actually talking to him
>"Uhhh, nothing really. Just got my sandwich here."
"Yeahthat'sgreat. SO! You know how we were gonna do that survey of which hair color people thought was most attractive? Well, I think you should go ask the athletes what they think."
>"But... My sandwich."
"K thanks bye!"
>Rolling his eyes, Norman takes the survey out of his backpack and walks over to the athletes
>He asks Sarah first, who puts a finger to her chin while she thinks about it
>Dumb bitch is probably color blind
>What are you freaking out about? Your hair is gorgeous
>I mean, you two are practically made for each other, right?
>Suddenly, Norman comes back
>"Well, here you go."
>You snatch it like a mouse trap
"What did he say?!"
>Football
>Oh my gosh. He loves me.