Title:           Fapplebloom 2
Author:          Princess_Cadence
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DvVua26i
First Edit:      Wednesday 3rd of September 2014 05:44:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 3rd of September 2014 05:44:23 PM CDT

>Swooty Ball is playing video games with her friend Lovebutton Mash
>"Hey, Button," Swooty says, "if your mom is white how come you're a nigger?"
>"Because my dad left my family so he wouldn't have to pay child support."
>Suddenly, Fapplebloom and Scataloo run in
>"Swooty Ball," Fapplebloom cries like a b*tch... or like Fluttershy. "I had a dream that you were gonna taint your perfect Aryan body by sleeping with a monkey."
>"No," Swooty Ball says, "but Button Smash is gonna touch my love button with his dick."
>"My dad's cock killed my mom," Scataloo says.
>"Scataloo, your parents died from morbid obesity."
>"That's how I want to die."
>The STD mark crusaders then wander into the Everfree forest.
>"This forest is darker than--"
>"Then use your Charmander, faggot," Scataloo interrupted.
>"But I went with Bulbasaur."
>And thus, Bulbasaur managed to ruin yet another team
 
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>"Well?" Chloe says, smiling at Patricia.
>"...How did you rope me into this?"
>"I... I thought we had similar tastes. You always watch anime with me."
>"Oh, please don't tell me you're turning this into an anime."
>"Nope!"
>"Oh, thank g--"
>"But I've already started on the manga!"
>"Chloe... Do your homework."