Title:           Axel: It's For Justice
Author:          Princess_Cadence
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First Edit:      Tuesday 26th of August 2014 02:06:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 26th of August 2014 02:06:38 PM CDT

>Be Axel
>You heard that someone has been smoking an illegal substance near the premises
>Not on my watch
>You steal Twilight's dog
>It's for justice
>"Hey!" the dog says. "What gives?!"
"I need you to help me with a special task, talking dog. There's been a tip off of some marijuanal activity nearby."
>"And what do you want me to do about it?"
"Sniff it out. Use your dog senses to lead me to the perpetrator."
>"But I don't even know what that is, let alone what it smells like!"
"Here, take this."
>You pull some weed out of your pocket
>"Hey, wait a second. If that's supposed to be illegal, then why--"
"It's for justice!"
>"Alright."
>The dog sniffs the marijuana and points north
>"They're over this way."
>Perfect. Another criminal about to get a swift taste of justice fruit pies.
>The dog leads you a couple blocks north of the school
>You unsheathe your ax, triple back flip and swing at the door, knocking it down instantly
>You race upstairs to see Mary and Scott playing video games, their eyes beet red
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
>"Heheh," Mary says. "You're dressed like a rock and roll band, but you've got the wrong kind of ax!"
>Mary and Scott chuckle to themselves
"I heard a tip off of an illegal substance on campus. You're coming with me to detention."
>You handcuff the two and they immediately lose their game
>"But we're not even on campus," Scott says.
"The world is our campus, son."
>"Whoa. Is it like... tomorrow already?" Mary asks. "I thought school got out like 4 hours ago."
"Justice can't wait 'til tomorrow, m'lady. The law needs to be upheld."
>"This is discrimination," Scott says. "I'm totally gonna blog about this."
>You don't stop him
>Now the whole world knows never to interfere with the Hall Monitor
>Justice
>Will
>Be
>Mine.