- >Day Cuil Theory in Equestria
- >You wake up
- >Begin the shit shower shave
- >Your razor has turned into a cheeseburger
- >As you turn around your door mimes a re-enactment of the Hindenburg
- >You can taste your toothpaste turn into the color of right
- "What the fuck is going on?!"
- >You grab to put on your pants
- >I hand you an Allen wrench that is two sizes too large for my car
- >The walls fold away to reveal foals dancing with a creature made of sound and sharpness
- >Your head hits the wall as the universe shifts ten inches to the left, excluding yourself
- >You start to run, only to see your feet propel you at a right angle to reality
- >The doorbell sounds
- >A mushroom grows on a dead tree only to laugh at the death of it's nourishment
- >Light comes in waves
- >I hand you another cheeseburger
- >Your mouth is dry of pink attic insulation
- >A creature of many limbs crawls out of your shirt and mocks you on your fashion choice
- >Fluttershy begins eating the sound around her
- >I hand you your first cheeseburger
- >A small filly laughs at you
- >You turn around only to fall up the stairs
- >You eat the Allen Wrench
- >Reality meshes with a universe that exists at a 14 degree angle to yours, causing all triangles to be 194 degrees
- >Motes of triumph bleed through the stratosphere
- >You hold your ears, close your eyes, and start yelling
- >Only your mother can hear
- >[SCENE MISSING]
- >Wake up in a wrecked house
- >Fluttershy is on top of you, leaking both her and your fluids onto your groin
- >...What the fuck just happened?!
- >Were you...
- >Fucking Fluttershy?
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