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Savage Anon (Part 6)

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  1. >Anon awoke for another glorious day
  2. >He was getting bored, thirsting for a battle to go off to
  3. >But there was none, Celestia was still keeping him locked up in Ponyville
  4. >But now, he had a purpose
  5. >Pipsqueak came over early in the morning, followed by two other, older ponies
  6. >They were his parents
  7. >They both looked at each other, at their son, and at Anon
  8. "Anon... We don't really like you training our son, but we can't stop him. If this is his life, then so be it. You're a... good warrior... So please teach him to be the very best."
  9. >The mother cried and the father helped her along as they walked away
  10. >Anon looked at Pipsqueak
  11. "What was that about?" He asked the young p0ny
  12. "Mom and Dad were scared about letting you teach me, they thought you were too dangerous and scary. But I convinced them."
  13. "Really?"
  14. "Yes, I told them how you're still alive, so you must be a great warrior!"
  15. >Anon nodded, that made pretty good sense
  16. >At any rate, it was time to train again
  17.  
  18. >Anon threw Pipsqueak a wooden sword and they got to basic sparring again
  19. >This is how they would start off every day
  20. >Around an hour of sword play to begin
  21.  
  22. >Later, Anon and Pipsqueak went on a short hike to boost their conditioning
  23. "Anon!" Pipsqueak said, panting
  24. "What?" Anon replied, not even winded
  25. "Why are we running! Warriors don't run!"
  26. "You're right. We chase!"
  27. >And with that, Anon smiled and ran into a sprint, forcing the young pony to double his efforts and run faster to avoid being left behind
  28.  
  29. >Once they returned, they had a short lunch
  30. >Anon gave Pipsqueak some vegetables, as well as apples and berries
  31. >Pipsqueak looked appalled when Anon took out a piece of jerky and started to snap into it
  32. "Deal with it, Pipsqueak. You'll need to get used to it."
  33. >Pipsqueak ate in silence, trying to avoid looking at Anon tear into the meat
  34. >After they were both done, Anon got up and motioned for Pipsqueak to follow
  35. >Anon grabbed a bow and quiver from his cottage and started off into the woods
  36. "You'll need to conquer your squeamishness quickly. Let's do it today."
  37. >Pipsqueak gulped and hesitantly followed Anon into the woods
  38.  
  39. >As they walked, Anon whispered almost constantly
  40. >In some ways, he was very giddy
  41. >Pipsqueak was his first student
  42. >Pipsqueak tried his best to listen to Anon go off about tracking and 'looking out for anything'
  43. >He just tried his best to keep up
  44. >Suddenly, they heard something move and Anon dropped down to his knees
  45. >Pipsqueak ducked down silently
  46. >All was quiet
  47.  
  48. >As they sat in silence, a deer walked into view
  49. >It was a normal doe, looking around stupidly before grazing
  50. >Where was the rest of her family?
  51. >They came soon as well, but they were a bit farther off and between the trees
  52. >Anon very, very slowly reached back into the quiver and produced an arrow
  53. >He soundlessly notched the arrow and drew it back
  54. >His bow was ready and primed
  55. >He aimed
  56. >He exhaled
  57. >And let go
  58.  
  59. >There was a soft twang as the arrow flew
  60. >The deer was struck in the chest, and fell over
  61. >The other deer ran away
  62. >Anon stood up and calmly walked over to the deer
  63. >Pipsqueak was a bit stunned, this display of senseless violence shook him.
  64. >Anon called him over, and he snapped out of it
  65.  
  66. >Trotting up to the fallen deer, he noticed it was alive
  67. >It was looking around, frantically
  68. >Anon placed a foot on its chest so it couldn't get up
  69. >He then drew out a knife from his belt
  70. >He handed it to Pipsqueak
  71. "Slit its throat."
  72. >Pipsqueak stood, unmoving
  73. >He was so frozen, he couldn't hardly think
  74. >After a few seconds Anon shouted
  75. "Kill it! Finish it off! We are warriors, understand? We kill, but we do not let our prey suffer! Take its life, end its suffering."
  76. >Pipsqueak choked but got closer
  77. >He fumbled with the blade, hooves will do that
  78. >He managed to press it against the deer's neck
  79. >It made a soft noise
  80. >Pipsqueak was crying now
  81. >He couldn't do it
  82. "Do it."
  83. >He sliced the blade down and threw, cutting open the deer's neck
  84. >He watched as the deer died, its body quickly becoming limp
  85. >It was the most horrible thing he ever saw
  86. >Anon waited until it was dead and then bent down, and picked it up
  87. >He carried it over his shoulder and walked back to the cottage
  88. >Pipsqueak stood to the side, making sure not to look
  89.  
  90. >Once they got to camp, Anon told Pipsqueak to go wash his face and clean up
  91. >Pipsqueak thought that was awfully nice of him
  92. >Anon did it to get the p0ny out of his hair for a while
  93.  
  94. >He placed his catch on the table, quickly skinning and prepping the meat
  95. >Soon, he began to cook up the meat
  96. >The wonderful smell filled his nostrils
  97. >He put the pieces on a split-roast, turning them over the hot fire
  98. >Pipsqueak walked back up to the fire, smelled the smell, and then saw the meat turning
  99. >He turned around and vomited
  100.  
  101. >Anon laughed at the p0ny's reaction
  102. "Be glad you have tons of food to eat, my friend! Back where I come from, you'd have to be the richest clan to not go hungry in the winter!"
  103. >Pipsqueak got a hold of himself and settled his stomach
  104. >Anon ate his hearty dinner
  105. >Pipsqueak waited
  106. >Once he was done, he invited the colt over
  107. >Pipsqueak was dubious but came
  108. "You'll need to eat something eventually, you are only as strong as your body."
  109. >He offered the young p0ny some food but it was rejected
  110. "I lost my appetite."
  111.  
  112. >As the fire burned, Anon began a part of the warrior training that was just as important as the fighting and physical aspects
  113. >He began to speak about his tribe
  114. >For the first time since he got to Equestria, he was telling another about his history and past
  115. >It filled him with glee
  116.  
  117. "...Really? That's where the first of the Ancestor came from? A frost spirit... mating with a bear?"
  118. "Well, it is just a story of course, but that's the way we feel in spirit!"
  119. >Pipsqueak and Anon laughed, their brotherly bonds growing
  120.  
  121. >After they had laughed, Pipsqueak got quiet and spoke softly
  122. "Anon, what's with... the necklace."
  123. >Anon got serious as well, and coughed
  124. "We don't... talk about the necklace."
  125. "Why not?"
  126. >Anon shot the young p0ny a look, but he was not detoured
  127. "It's the most sacred heirloom of the clan. It is the link to our oldest fathers, it is our greatest possession."
  128. "What's so special about it?"
  129. "Each warrior only wears it once, when they become a man and when they die. It is said that when they die, their spirit joins their ancestors and brothers; and they lay in wait to help and guide the young of our clan."
  130. >Pipsqueak seemed confused still, but satisfied enough
  131. "That's enough talking for today." Anon said, getting up and dousing the flames of the fire.
  132. "Come back tomorrow, Pipsqueak, we'll start your training for real then."
  133. >Pipsqueak felt his battered bones and legs, and groaned but slowly walked out of the camp
  134. >Anon smiled, a little sadistically. He didn't really want to push the p0ny that much, but that's what they made him do, so he didn't want to let Pipsqueak off that easy.
  135. ==================
  136.  
  137. >Anonymous of the Ancestor tribe had not been this happy in a long time
  138. >He had an apprentice now; his clan would live on
  139. >Maybe not by blood; but by heritage and tradition.
  140. >He eagerly awaited for Pipsqueak to come over to his cottage
  141. >In the meantime; he prepared a few things for his new trainee
  142. >By the time Pipsqueak came up the path, he was already waiting on a stump, grinning ear to ear
  143. >Pipsqueak saw him and smiled; even though his face had swelled up from yesterday
  144. "Hi Anon!"
  145. >He than ran towards his teacher, not watching where he was going
  146. >Suddenly, he felt his leg touch a string that had been stretched along where he was running; hidden by the grass
  147. >He felt the string rap around his lower leg and then pull him up in the air
  148. >A counterweight of rocks fell down to keep him up
  149. >Anon smiled and got up, and walked over to Pipsqueak
  150. "Ready for more combat training?" Anon said; drawing his stick with a sadistic smile
  151. >Pipsqueak looked at him, confused
  152. "Well if you put me down then we could-"
  153. >He was cut off as Anonymous smacked him across the side with the stick
  154. "Oww!"
  155.  
  156. >Anonymous kept smacking with his wooden sword; though not nearly as hard as he could have
  157. >Eventually he let the blows get even weaker as he smacked the pony-pinata, barely putting any force into the strikes
  158. >He screamed for Pipsqueak to fight, to free himself, but with his clumsy hooves and short, squat body he could not get himself free
  159. >He could hardly even defend himself from the blows
  160. >Anonymous just got more and more frustrated before finally dropping the wooden weapon
  161. >He walked over and got his real sword
  162. >He strut back to Pipsqueak, who saw him coming with the metal blade
  163. >He suddenly panicked, desperately trying to get himself free
  164. >He actually started making some progress by the time Anon got there
  165. >Anon raised the blade and cut the rope holding him, having Pipsqueak fall to the ground with a painful thud.
  166. >Anon helped him up, and Pipsqueak moaned in pain, he had a whole new batch of bruises to consider, plus all of yesterdays!
  167. >Anonymous just muttered under his breath, obviously displeased and walked off
  168. >Pipsqueak followed, feeling ashamed.
  169.  
  170. >They soon reached Anon's forge and outdoor workshop
  171. >Anon showed Pipsqueak how the forge worked, and how to heat and strike metal
  172. >Then, he thrust some tongs in Pipsqueak's awkward hooves and commanded him to make a knife
  173. "Are you kidding me?!"
  174. "A Warrior is only as strong as his blade."
  175. >Pipsqueak gulped
  176.  
  177. >Pipsqueak looked down at the forge with his clumsy hooves
  178. >He had to make a knife? Really?
  179. >He looked up at Anonymous expecting help or guidance
  180. >Anon just pointed his head at the forge and told him to get going
  181.  
  182. >Pipsqueak sweat profusely as he worked
  183. >He had heated the metal and struck it while it was hot
  184. >He had to bend his head each time he used the hammer, making the whole thing very tiring and painful
  185. >After a while though, the blade began to take shape
  186. >Then, after a few more strong hits, he dropped the blade in water and heard the sizzle
  187. >Soon, he used the tongs and brought out the metal, and kept going
  188.  
  189. >Eventually, he stepped back from the sharpening stone with a sigh, the knife was finally complete.
  190. >It looked shitty, but it was definitely a knife
  191. >Anonymous walked over to examine his student's work
  192.  
  193. >Anonymous took the knife gingerly from Pipsqueak's hooves
  194. >He stuck out a finger and tried to balance the blade from the handle to hilt
  195. >It wouldn't stay up
  196. "...It's unbalanced."
  197. >Pipsqueak blushed in embarrassment, he wasn't even thinking about that when he forged the blade
  198. >Then Anon tested the blade's sharpness, and found it to be uneven along its edge and tip.
  199. >Finally, he gripped the handle hard and out of nowhere stabbed a rock as hard as he could
  200. >The blade shattered into several pieces
  201. >Anonymous collected the pieces and threw them into a barrel full of metal for later forging
  202. "You will make another later. It is now getting late, so go home and rest."
  203. >Pipsqueak nodded his head sadly and left
  204. >As he walked, he began to reconsider his earlier choice about becoming a warrior
  205. >But he quickly shoved those thoughts from his mind; he realized he would never be a warrior if that was his mentality!
  206. >So he held his head high and strut on home, just happy to be a miserable failure of a warrior who will one day hopefully become a half-decent one.
  207. --------------------
  208. End Chapter 6