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(Gay Clop) Ass Conqueror (Part 3 - Mr.Cake) - WIP

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  1. >After that fun experience you had with Fancy Pants you've got to go home
  2. >You're bone tired as Rarity wakes you up with a huff, you're going to make her late, of course
  3. >She is the one who is actually late, having to fix her mane and all
  4. >She looks good though
  5. >...N-Not that you're into girls or anything...
  6. >I mean, that would just be weird.
  7. >After helping Rarity to pack up, you make sure everything is accounted for
  8. >It is, good.
  9. >Then you leave on the train ride back
  10. >Rarity thanks you over and over again, and talks non-stop about the people she met at the business outing.
  11. >You don't really care, but you put on a nice face anyway
  12. >You are lost in your own thoughts at the moment
  13. >You've already fucked two stallions in Equestria so far; a veteran slut and a straight guy willing to experiment before he gets tied down to some devil woman.
  14. >Fucking women, with their vaginas and shit
  15. >That's not really a fair thing to say though, since Rarity is your Girlfriend.
  16. >Like GURL kind of girlfriend, not the romantic kind
  17. >Anyway, you begin to think again
  18.  
  19. >You begin to drift your thoughts of Ponyville
  20. >Who's ass could you take there?
  21. >The obvious come up, Big Mac and Caramel
  22. >They always seemed secret gay
  23. >Your gadar is obviously sharper then most, otherwise you could never find any gays to blow your load in
  24. >But who? Those two don't seem like good prospects
  25. >Maybe somebody else...
  26.  
  27. >You pull into Ponyville train station
  28. >The doors open as you grab Rarity's things, and you see a Pink blur rush inside
  29. >You get a death hug from Pinkie
  30. "Ohmygosh I missed you both so much!"
  31. >You smile
  32. "Aww, it's alright Pinkie. Now let go of me so I can breath and help Rarity move her stuff."
  33. >She broke her hug and mouthed a "sorry" before going to bother Rarity
  34.  
  35. >After helping Rarity bring everything back to her home/business, and setting things up for unpacking, Pinkie tell you and Rarity to stop working for a minute
  36. >She has a surprise for you at Sugercube corner
  37. >You already know that it is a surprise party.
  38. >She leads you there
  39. >She steps inside
  40. >It's dark
  41. >Oh herp i wonder if people will jump out and say "surprise!" if I turn on the lights, derp.
  42. >You flick the switch anyways
  43. >sure enough, a bunch of p0nies jump out and yell surprise!
  44. >You only smile a little, but Rarity seemed genuinely happy and surprised.
  45. >You don't understand how. Pinkie pulls this shit every other weekend, you'd think she'd expect it by now
  46. >Anyway, most people are here
  47. >You read the banner
  48. >It says "Happy welcome back and going away party!"
  49. >Wait what?
  50. >You approach Pinkie
  51. "Wait, who's going away?"
  52. >Pinkie giggles
  53. "Me and Mrs.Cake! We are taking pound cake and carrot cake along with us; their is a junior baker exhibition in Philadelphia. They are a bit young to participate, but Mrs.Cake insists anyway. Get them a head start. Besides, it will be fun!"
  54. >You smile, Pinkie's smile is just infectious sometimes.
  55.  
  56. "So, Mr.Cake is holding down the fort then?"
  57. >Mr.Cake smiles and nods
  58. "Yep. Going to be tough to keep all those orders. Speaking of which, are you busy this weekend, Anon?"
  59. >You stare into Mr.Cake's eyes deeply, trying to really understand him
  60. >wait
  61. >There
  62. >You see it
  63. >You grin ear to ear
  64. "I'd love to."
  65. >Your voice sounded a bit more sexual then you'd wanted it to, but he seemed to blush and then walk away
  66. >You know where your next supply of ass is coming from
  67.  
  68. >You help Rarity unpack and chill, chatting her up and you soon get to the subject of the Cake's
  69. "Rarity, I was thinking... Could I maybe-"
  70. "Don't even ask Anon, you have more then earned this weekend off. I don't have any big orders right now, and am going on a break myself. Go help Mr.Cake and have fun."
  71. >She didn't say "have fun" with any sort of connotation
  72. >She doesn't know about your plan to fuck him silly
  73. >Well, if he wants to of course
  74. >You can't be sure, but that look in his eye...
  75. >Let's just say you've seen that look before.
  76. >You wait until the weekend and walk up to Sugarcube Corner
  77. >The moment of truth
  78.  
  79. >You push on the front door but find it locked
  80. >You see a shape moving around inside the dark store
  81. >It walks up to the door
  82. >It's Mr.Cake
  83. >He opens the door
  84. "Hey Anon, ready for work so early?"
  85. "Yes Mr.Cake."
  86. >He smiles
  87. "Then come in."
  88. >He turns around and struts into the back room
  89. >You sneak a peak at his rear, looks good
  90. >You stand in the lobby for a minute
  91. >Then, you here him call out to you in a singsong voice
  92. "~Oh anon, come into the kitchen with me please, there is something very special I need you to do for me~"
  93. >You grin like a madman and rush towards the kitchen
  94. >You can feel your boner already starting to form
  95. >Mr.Cake is standing there, looking at you with those big, needy eyes...
  96. >...And he's holding a broom
  97. "Go sweep up the lobby, will you?"
  98. >You nod, feeling your boner droop
  99. >Well, that wasn't what you expected at all
  100. >You go into the lobby and start to sweep, gathering all the dust and many crumps and rappers and small bits of confetti that Pinkie missed when she cleaned up after the party
  101. >You sweep it into the garbage can
  102. "I'm all done with sweeping, Mr.Cake!"
  103. >You hear him call out to you again, in a soft and gentle voice
  104. "That's great news, come in here Anon, I have another special job for you~"
  105. >Oh god this is it
  106. >You rush into the room
  107. >You see Mr.Cake bent over, his ass high in the air and his tail held high
  108. >Oh fuck yeah
  109. >You reach for your belt
  110. >Right as he looks up at you
  111. "What the hell are you doing? Come over here and help me get this flour out from the cupboard!
  112. >Well shit
  113. >next time boner, next time.
  114.  
  115. >Mr.Cake heaves a huge bag of flour into your hand
  116. >You learned a while ago that P0nyville doesn't do the same prepackaged shit as your world, they actually start from scratch each time
  117. >So it's messy and long work
  118. >You put the massive bag of flour within the huge mixers, which the cakes have several of
  119. >You really hope demand isn't too high, you know Pinkie and the Cakes are pretty busy on weekends and that's with three of them, and all of them have been doing this far longer then you
  120. >Then again, the kids aren't here to bother anyone
  121. >You look over at Mr.Cake, who has this dead set look of determination in his eyes
  122. >They don't look like the eyes of a husband who wants to bend over to some giant monkey man for a weekend's worth of assfun
  123. >Shit, you might have gotten yourself into some deep trouble.
  124. >You and Mr.Cake get the first batches going, you start with all popular stuff
  125. >Generic cupcakes, chocolate cake, some pie, and even some sweat and regular bread
  126. >And muffins, don't forget those
  127. "Those should last us... three hours or so. We need to get the next batch on as soon as this one is finished."
  128. >You honestly don't believe it, there's no way someone can eat all that food
  129. >Then you remember that you're the only bakery for a whole town
  130. >And that Pinkie Pie can clear a table of baked good with little difficulty
  131. >This is going to be a long day
  132. >Mr.Cake unlocks the door, and you realize with horror that a line has appeared outside
  133.  
  134. >Oh god, actual work!?
  135. >At least when you worked for Rarity, she wasn't waiting on impatient customers, unlike you
  136. >You really don't want to deal with that
  137. >The customers flood in, Mr.Cake literally runs towards the counter and jumps on, sliding across and landing on his feet by the register on the other side
  138. >That was surprisingly badass of him
  139. >He looks up at you and gives you a determined smile, and a wink
  140. "Ready, Anon?"
  141. >You smiles back, nodding
  142. "Ready."
  143. >But you weren't really ready
  144. >This guy has been doing this sort of shit for years, on top of a committed relationship, on top of owning a business, on top of making kids and raising his family
  145. >You were just some dumb kid
  146. >Now you feel really, really fucking stupid for insulting Mr.Cake's intelligence and ability by just agreeing to help for a quick lay
  147. >You'd apologize to him, but he didn't know what your original plans were, so you'll just have to live with it
  148. >But not right now, because tons of p0nies are rushing to the counter!
  149. >Mr.Cake warned you earlier that today is going to be extra hectic, as he needed you to get the merchandise while he works the register
  150. >You knew that, deep down, he didn't trust you with the register
  151. >That's fine, you wouldn't trust it with you either
  152. >Still hurts your pride a bit
  153. "Anon!"
  154. >You shake your head, you realize he is glaring at you
  155. >Uh oh, you were daydreaming
  156.  
  157. "Go get me three chocolate cupcakes for Roseluck here!"
  158. "Sorry Mr.Cake, Sorry Roseluck, right away!"
  159. >You rush over to the chocolate Cupcakes, trying your best not to mess them up as you bag them and bring them to the counter
  160. >Roseluck smiles and drops the bits on the counter, before walking away
  161. >That wasn't so bad
  162. >The next customer was Twilight Sparkle
  163.  
  164. >You cringe as she begins, you knew she was OCD or whatever but hearing it firsthand was freaking you out.
  165. "I'd like one of those crystal cupcakes you made for Spike, the purple on please. Make sure you use the purple bag, and I'd also like two poppy seed cupcakes, both on whole wheat, matching wrappers please, as in purple."
  166. >You rush over to the area with all the goods and you carefully get everything
  167. >You start to sweat a bit, you KNOW you're doing the right job, but the eyes of Mr.Cake and Twilight are all over you
  168. >You grab a pink wrapper poppy-seed cupcake and you gasp when you realize it was wrong
  169. >But instead of putting it down like a normal person, you accidentally drop it
  170. >Oh fuck why
  171. >The sound of it was nothing compared to the very, very quiet sound of Mr.Cake sighing in disappointment
  172. >That sound was soul crunching
  173. "I'll get the broom."
  174. >You bag the right stuff and apologize to Twilight
  175. >She giggles
  176. "Relax, Anon! You've got to relax. That's something I still need to learn sometimes, but as a lifelong student with very difficult courses I found that I always do poorly on tests when I am nervous or really excited! Just calm down and everything will be much easier. Ok?"
  177. >You nod
  178. >Twilight pays and leaves, waving at you
  179. >Easier said then done.
  180.  
  181. >With Twilight's thoughts still fresh on your mind, you exhale, and relax your shoulders
  182. >Mr.Cake takes the next order from Bonbon, who orders a whole apple pie.
  183. >It's for some reunion or something
  184. >When Mr.Cake tells you to go fetch it, you smile and nod at him slowly
  185. >You turn slowly and take slow and plotted steps to the shelf
  186. >You very slowly slide your hands under it, and lift up with finesse
  187. >The pie very slowly lifts up, and you very slowly and carefully take it off the shelf completely
  188. >With a peaceful smile, you exhale and-
  189. "ANON! HURRY UP!"
  190. >You almost drop the cake
  191. >Mr.Cake is furious
  192. >You realize that you just did a fucking choreographed "pick up the pie" dance
  193. >You blush and take the apple pie to Bonbon, who has a neutral expression
  194. >She gives a polite thanks and takes it, paying quickly.
  195. >You could tell she was upset underneath her voice
  196. >What is your problem today? Why can't you do anything right?
  197.  
  198. >You keep going through the day, serving almost all of Ponyville's inhabitants
  199. >Also some tourists, but not many. Ponyville isn't really a tourist town.
  200. >You work quickly and carefully, still making mistake after mistake over and over again
  201. >You are starting to really blush and Mr.Cake is starting to get really mad
  202. >You just can't get him out of your mind, he's so critical and so much more better then you
  203. >It's easy for him to judge you for that reason!
  204. >Finally, after the morning rush, the traffic spreads out
  205. >Now, you only have a few people come in at a time, and sometimes nothing is happening
  206. >Fast forwards to noon
  207. >You look outside and see what appears to be the whole Ponyville Elementary class coming towards the shop
  208. >You step back, feeling a bit worried already
  209. >But your action made you knock over a vase
  210. >Within a split second, Mr.Cake has caught the vase in his teeth and put it back
  211. >He shoots a glare, and then walks outside the door and goes to talk with Cheerilee
  212. >Oh god, you have the worst feeling in your stomach right now
  213. >Are you about to get fired from a one weekend job?
  214.  
  215. >Mr.Cake talks to Cheerilee for a minute, who nods and who sits her kids in a circle outside, talking to them
  216. >He storms back inside the store
  217. "Anon, we are taking a lunch break. We need to talk."
  218. >Oh god
  219. >He switches the sign to 'closed' and nudges you towards the back of the store
  220. >You go behind the counter, and then into the kitchen
  221. >You stand there, he paces before you
  222. >You can see how stressed and annoyed he is
  223. >You open your mouth, but he holds up a hoof and silences you
  224. "Anon, don't say anything. Just drop your pants."
  225. >Wait, what?
  226. "Wh-"
  227. >He glares at you
  228. "Drop. Your. Pants. I wasn't born yesterday. I can tell a horny little colt from a non-horny one, I've been there myself. Just drop your pants already, we need to get this sorted before you really break something important."
  229. >You blush and feel terrible, but you slowly drop your pants
  230. >You don't drop your underwear though
  231. >He shoots you another glare and just bits the elastic, pulling them down with ease
  232. >Your boner is revelaed, which you just realized was totally erect
  233. >He stands up and places a hoof lovingly on your chest, then pushes you down onto a stool
  234. >Within the blink of an eye, his snout is on your crotch, his tongue wrapping around your boner
  235. >You grip the sides of the stool, feeling all sorts of powerful pleasures coming from this older stallion
  236. >He really knew what he was doing!
  237.  
  238. >He bobs up and down your dick, you already feel ready to blow
  239. >He grazes his teeth against your shaft lightly, making you feel very uncomfortable, but makes up for it by suddenly taking all of your length down his throat
  240. >You cum almost instantly, all of your mental fantasies and sex-clouded mind seeming to fade away with your orgasm and subsequent afterglow.
  241. >Mr.Cake licks up all your sperm, and then swallows it all
  242. >Jesus Christ, that's hot.
  243. >He then looks up at you with his eyes again, this time less judging and less harsh, more concerned and caring
  244. "There, can you concentrate now? I need you to focus. I can't really run the shop by myself, but so far you've been more trouble than you are worth. Focus, and quit staring at my ass so much. I can tell."
  245. >You nod stupidly, too busy enjoying that amazing blowjob you just had to listen
  246. >Mr.Cake tells you to wait a few minutes to recover, and then he leaves and lets the kids in
  247. >You can hear him talking about the history of baking in Equestria, about hay and oats, and about how important they are for nutrition.
  248. >Then, he tells them they will be visiting the kitchen and looking at the equipment used in modern baking.
  249. >Which the room you are in.
  250.  
  251. >You bug the fuck out, penguin walking into the nearest flour closet and shutting the door
  252. >You hear them come into the room and Mr.Cake talk about the tools and machines
  253. >You quickly zip up your pants, sighing in relief
  254. >Now you'll leave and get cleaned up when you leave the closet
  255. >Just then, you hear him talk about taking a look inside the flour closet
  256. >Oh jesus
  257.  
  258. >You hear him and the little sounds of the kids' hooves get closer and closer
  259. >You panic, and at the last moment, drop to a squat and pretend to be looking at some flour
  260. >He opens the door, and gasps at you being inside the closet
  261. >Then you hear Applebloom yell from the crowd
  262. "Anon is in the closet!"
  263. >You couldn't help but smile at that
  264. "Well actually Applebloom, I was... checking the flour for wheat-worms. They can ruin a whole supply of flour, so you must always watch out for them."
  265. >Applebloom nods, absorbing the information
  266. >Cheerilee smiles
  267. "What a great fact for my class, Anon! Thank you."
  268. >Mr.Cake smiles and winks at you
  269. >He actually looks proud
  270. >Well, at least you can bullshit people when you really need to.
  271.  
  272. >Mr.Cake takes them around the whole store, telling them about things and even showing them the upstairs and talking about ponies traditionally used to live upstairs from their businesses, and that because sugarcube corner was an older establishment, it kept that tradition.
  273. >You weren't really listening, you were trying to get this fucking flour off you. It was not fun.
  274. >Once the flour was all cleaned, the kids all left and you had to just deal with the final dinner rush
  275. >You take a deep breath and get to work
  276. >You feel totally clear-headed and energetic now, you work quickly and without error.
  277. >After all the orders are done, Mr.Cake pulls you aside as he changes the sign on the door from open to closed.
  278. "Hey Anon, nice work today, at least at the end. And nice lie to those kids, I'd rather you explain that to them then why your penis is so weird looking."
  279. >You feel a bit insulted, but he just gives you a smirk
  280. "For a p0ny, of course. Anyway, go home and get some rest. I'll clean up today, I'm not sure if I can trust you to NOT start a fire with the broom and duster."
  281. >You nod and thank him. He drops off the bits you earned today, in cash, while cutting out about half a dozen from the stuff you ruined that day. It was actually a bit more then that, but he was being generous.
  282.  
  283. >As you walk out the store, you hear Mr.Cake call for you one last time
  284. "Hey! Anon!"
  285. >You turn and watch him
  286. "Do good, and you'll earn something special. And yes, you know what I mean by that, you horndog."
  287. >He turns around, his strong square flank shaking back and forth, his tail raised and tantalizing
  288. >He does that for a few seconds, and then stops and turns, walking out of the room and doing whatever chore he was doing
  289. >You blush and leave the store, hoping you can keep up your improvement.
  290. >Mr.Cake isn't just some slut to be fucked, he is a real man. And in order for a real man to bend over and take a dick from another real man; he's gotta respect you first.
  291. >You've gotta earn that respect.
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