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(Gay Clop) Ass Conqueror (Part 2 - Fancy Pants)

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  1. >Be a gay faggot in Equestria
  2. >Last time, you conquered Hoity's Toity's choice ass.
  3. >It was pretty cool
  4.  
  5. >After getting chased around by Rarity for a little while, and explaining to her you were just kidding about a stain, you get to cleaning up your mess you made
  6. >But you talk to Rarity some more after and she thanks you, you were a great help to her and she really appreciates you yadda yadda
  7. >You thank her and stuff
  8. >She then tells you that because of the new developments, she is going to be taking a trip to Canterlot to show some of her wares off to the high-brow people there
  9. >She asked you to tag along
  10. >Though you won't have much to do there
  11. >you agree
  12.  
  13. >As you take a train ride up to canterlot you talk to Rarity and she tells you she'll introduce you to some important p0nies up there that are big in the fashion world
  14. >One of them is a stallion named "Fancy Pants"
  15. >For whatever reason, you are intrigued by him.
  16.  
  17. >You and Rarity soon exit your train and get to your hotel, unpacking
  18. >You both sleep in the same room, but it's not like Rarity is suspicious or anything
  19. >She knows you, and she knows why she has nothing to fear to sleep in the same bedroom as you.
  20. >You even have a pillow fight once, which was fun.
  21. >You then gossip with Rarity a little, and you fall asleep that night thinking about this "Fancy Pants" character
  22.  
  23. >You get up the next morning and you help Rarity pack her things up and move around her dresses and materials
  24. >You bring them to the show she was at
  25. >You're not a model, for more then one obvious reason, so you sit in the back room
  26. >You help the models get in and out of costume
  27. >It's fast paced work, but Rarity is going to pay you extra for everything, so it makes it more worth it
  28. >Even the models trust you, so you get to see their bare butts and stuff
  29. >Though you can see any p0ny's bare butt just about any time, it's still a nice perk
  30. >As the show continues, you sit down and have a drink of water
  31. >Just then, a rather Fancy stallion comes backstage
  32.  
  33. >You first ask him why he is here, and he simply states that he wants to see who is working with the host and models
  34. >That's rather nice of him, you comment
  35. >He's actually a pretty chill guy
  36. >You frown noticeably when he brings some dumb slut backstage, some skinny pink bitch
  37. >Why do sluts always take the hot guys?
  38. >Fucking mares.
  39.  
  40. >Fancy Pants and you were hitting it off really well, and after talking with you and the models he slips you a note
  41. >It's a fancy invitation to a bachelor party!
  42. >Your worst fears are confirmed when you realize he is going to get married to that fucking hoe pony
  43. >You shed a single rainbow tear in respect
  44.  
  45. >You see that the party is the night before you all leave, which is perfect.
  46. >You ask Rarity, and she gives you the night off
  47. >Now, you can score
  48. >Well, you're not sure
  49. >He may only like the vagoo
  50. >You never know
  51. >Anyway, you do your job for a couple of days until the time for Fancy's bachelor party
  52. >You make your way to the place, and you come inside
  53. >You see a bouncer outside, he lets you in when he sees you, you don't even have to show him the card
  54. >Obviously, they could tell the difference between a giant ape and tiny colorful horses; it's not hard to spot the ape in all that
  55. >Anyway, you enter inside and think about Fancy, and then you realize something
  56. >Once inside, you see tons of mares dancing on stripper poles
  57. >Many have on g-strings and thongs and stuff, shaking their booties around
  58. >Well, you don't expect any better of straight people
  59. >Soon enough, you find Fancy talking to some overly dressed stallion, not even paying attention to the festivities
  60. >You wave and Fancy waves back, he seems happy to see you
  61. >You can't get close enough to talk to him, so you have to wait around
  62. >In the meantime, you walk around until you find the most masculine looking dancer and imagine she has a penis flopping around in that thong
  63. >But it only gets you so far, so instead you go straight to drinking alcohol.
  64.  
  65. >Finally, the entertainment leaves leaving a bunch of stripper poles around
  66. >You try to imagine males on them, swaying their goods in the cool room's air, but alas it is no use
  67. >You look around at the room's guests and try to find any hot guys you can take behind the back and pound until they are a dirty smelly stain on the wall, but they are all too posh and fancy for that sort of thing
  68. >Straightpeople.jpg
  69. >You find yourself laying down, and you even accidentally fall asleep
  70. >You wake up to feel a light tap
  71. "Uhhh... Wake up?"
  72. >You groggily open your eyes, you see nobody is around except for you and Fancy Pants, who woke you up
  73. >You quickly sit up and apologize
  74. >He laughs, which sounds really, really good to you
  75. "It's alright, Anonymous. The party somewhat "bombed" anyway."
  76. >The way he said 'bombed' implied he didn't know how it was used as a word
  77. >This guy was using his 'hip and cool slang' on a youngster like you
  78. >You found that pretty hilarious
  79. "What's wrong Fancy," you begin, still feeling a little tipsy
  80. "You didn't like seeing all them mares dancing around?"
  81. >Fancy shakes his head, which catches your attention
  82. "No, they were good. But I just didn't find them... exotic enough."
  83. >What do we have here?
  84.  
  85. >You give a sly smile, maybe you might be able to get into his pants yet
  86. >But you got to be smooth
  87. "Well, Fancy, I'm sorry to hear that."
  88. >He nods, looking at you, then looking towards a stripper pole, and then back to you
  89. >You wonder if he is thinking what you are thinking
  90. "You know Fancy, it may just be us two, but maybe I can spice up the entertainment a bit."
  91. >Fancy raises an eyebrow, but smiles
  92. "I'd like that."
  93. >You guide Fancy over to a chair and he sits
  94. >The chair is right in front of a stripper pole, and you hop up to the pole
  95. "Ready, Fancy?"
  96. >Fancy smiles and gets comfortable, his eyes on you
  97. >You know how to get straight males into this sort of thing, you just gotta act like a girl
  98. >You grip the pole, walking around it slowly and do a little spin
  99. >You decide that you should probably be stripping, so you start with your outer shirt
  100. >Your undershirt is still on, your bare chest is tantalizingly close for Fancy to stare at
  101. >But you have to tease
  102. >You've always got to tease
  103.  
  104. >You strip off your shoes and socks next
  105. >Then your shirt, revealing your bare chest
  106. >Fancy is starting to pay more attention, you think he may be just a little bi-curious
  107. >You soon shift off your pants and are now just in underwear
  108. >You stop there and hop down towards him
  109. >You decide you should give him a lap dance, and maybe a happy ending with it
  110. >You see his length is just a little bit pronounced, so you think he is enjoying the show
  111. >You touch his thighs and smile at him, giving him the old bedroom eyes
  112. "Alright, ready for your lap dance?"
  113. >Fancy nods, his smile growing
  114. >Straights never turn down a lapdance, even from a dude
  115. >You turn around and start wiggling your booty
  116. >You haven't had much practice with the art of lap dancing, but you're pretty sure he wasn't too educated on the manner either
  117. >You soon sit down on his crotch and start to rub up and down, his member soon becoming fully erect and you keep going
  118. >You'll get his cum all over your underwear, but you brought an extra pair
  119. >Gay people always bring an extra pair
  120.  
  121. >As you bring Fancy closer and closer to his climax, you can hear him panting and shifting a little
  122. >You're going to enjoy this almost as much as he does
  123. >But soon, you feel his hooves on your shoulders that gently push you away
  124. "Stop! Stop!"
  125. >You jump up and turn around to Fancy, looking down at him
  126. >Your eyes first dart to his fully erect stallion hood
  127. >He looks up at you and has a strange look on his face, and he is also blushing terribly
  128. >There is an awkward silence, so you speak first
  129. "...What's wrong, Fancy?"
  130. >Fancy looks up at you and smiles nervously
  131. "Nothing! Your performance was great! I just.. I can get this sort of thing from my wife. You know?"
  132. >You feel a little insulted, but you nod
  133. "It's just that, this is my last real night as a free stallion. I want to do something I've never done before, something I can't get with Fleur."
  134. >You think you know where he is going with this, so you drop to one knee and place a hand around his stallionhood very gently
  135. "Fancy, do you want to fuck me?"
  136. >He blushes up terribly, making you grin
  137. >He looks down at you and smiles
  138. "Th-Thanks for the offer Anon, but that's not what I had in mind. I mean, I can do that with my wife, you know? I want something I can only do with another stallion... you know?"
  139. >You gain a wicked grin
  140. >Your boner activates by itself
  141. "Say no more, Fancy. I'll treat you good."
  142.  
  143. >Fancy spreads his legs a little as you move your hands towards his rear, first gently patting his cheeks and spreading them apart
  144. >This literally could not turn out better for you
  145. >This would be your second ass you conquered.
  146. >And you hope to conquer many, many more.
  147. >But first, you've got to actually do the deed
  148. >Fancy looks nervous, but you open him up a bit by giving him some licks on his shaft, at the same time as you stick a finger in his bum
  149. >He winces, you can tell he's never done this before
  150. >A virgin butt? Yes. Very much yes.
  151. >Your boner swells with anticipation.
  152. >As you finger Fancy deeper, he tenses up
  153. "Relax Fancy. If it hurts, just relax. It's going to hurt a little though, but it will feel wonderful after a while."
  154. >Fancy seems to calm down a bit, but he's still got that edge about him
  155. >Oh well, you were the same your first time
  156. >You're pretty sure everyone was; having a large object stuffed up your bootyhole is pretty scary
  157. >But once you get used to it, or doing it to others, it just becomes one of life's simple pleasures
  158. >You rub Fancy's butt and stick in a second finger, and soon after that a third
  159. >You also grabbed some lube from your pants pocket on stage, you made sure to bring some this time
  160. >After what happened with Hoity, who was an experience veteran on top of that, you wanted to be prepared
  161. >Just in case you got lucky
  162. >Which you seem to do often anyways.
  163.  
  164. >Fancy sighs as you pull your fingers out, the familiar slow sucking motion always makes pulling out take a long time
  165. >You then stand up, and you decide to toy with fancy a bit
  166. >You show off your boner, which was pretty impressive to these ponies, considering how they were like half your size
  167. >Fancy breathes a bit heavier, his eyes going wide at the site
  168. >You are going to make him just a little bit uncomfortable
  169. >You can't help but grin
  170. >You smack some lube on your dick and stroke it, the whole thing getting nice and slippery
  171. >Fancy isn't running away, but he is still a bit nervous
  172. >You give him a devilish grin as your allow your boner to hang free, and you grab both of his legs and gently spread them apart
  173. >Fancy looks up at you with that sort of shell-shocked look most rookies make
  174. >That look also just so happens to get you really horny
  175. >You lift up his hingquarters, his tail flopping down, and presenting his cock and balls and ass all for you on display
  176. >He is blushing, and he swallows nervously
  177. >You're really loving this
  178. >You bend your hips a bit and position your boner, before pressing the head against his tight, virgin pucker
  179. >You hear that familiar sharp-intake of air sound
  180. >You slowly being to penetrate, with your dick sinking in centimeter by centimeter
  181. >He is shivering, and you can feel him clench up around your length
  182. "Relax."
  183. >The way he looked at you was something of a religious realization, and you feel him relax, his fleshy tube now becoming much more inviting
  184. >He was putting complete faith and trust in you, something you found very empowering
  185.  
  186. >You begin to feel him tense up again as you get deeper and deeper inside
  187. >You estimate that in exactly 3.49 seconds, you'll feel the pop and you will be in for real
  188. >You feel the pop at 3.38 seconds
  189. >You forgot how elastic equine anus is; you have to remember to add that in to your calculations next time
  190. >Anyway, your dick is now snuggly inside Fancy's rear
  191. >You pull back a bit, fighting the natural suction, before thrusting back in again slowly
  192. >Fancy's cock jumps, he cries out and his body shivers
  193. >If only he wasn't so interested in that Fleur girl, you could create a monster
  194. >And by monster, you mean a slut who eats cocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  195. >Oh well, could have should have
  196. >You are a bit proud that you will forever and only be the man inside this fine stallion's asshole
  197. >Unless they get a divorce or something
  198. >Or if he cheats on her with the pool boy
  199. >But you're still the first, which feels good
  200. >You pull back out a bit again and then push back in, this stallion rocking under your moves
  201. >This missionary position feels great, and you get to see all the cute little faces he makes
  202. >You gradually begin to speed up, and you can sense that Fancy is starting to enjoy it more and more
  203. >He seems to actually be meeting back with your thrusts, which is always a good sign
  204.  
  205. >As you get to some real fucking, Fancy's monocle gets knocked off
  206. >That actually makes you feel a bit better about yourself, for whatever reason
  207. >His cute blue hair is getting royally fucked up by the chair, and his moans are starting to get louder
  208. >You move his legs up, sticking them up in the air and fucking him harder
  209. >His face is directly in the way of his cock's estimated spoo zone
  210. >He doesn't complain, and neither will you
  211. >You get to slapping, and you feel him really start to rock as you fuck him
  212. >You start to feel a bit tingling, and you see him shiver too
  213. >You reach up one hand and grasp his stallionhood, while also speeding up your thrusts
  214. >Fancy cries out as you see him cum, his white cum splattering all over his nice coat and face, and this sight sends you over the edge as well
  215. >But you don't want to cum inside of him, you don't want to freak him out
  216. >So you pull out and quickly spread his legs, and you cum right on him, and your cum quickly falls on his, you give a satisfied hiss as you unload on him
  217.  
  218. >Once you come down from your orgasm, you let his back legs down gently, and he just lays there, coated in your combined jizz
  219. >You also seem to notice that his horse jizz seems more watery and less virile then yours, which makes you feel a bit proud and arrogant
  220. >Fancy eventually sits up, and you help him, you even help catch him before he falls over when he tries to walk
  221. "You'll always walk funny a little bit after, especially your first time. Don't worry about it."
  222. >Fancy looks up at you and smiles, he is thankful for all the advice you've given him
  223. >He shudders and shifts himself in place
  224. "Well, I know I'll be walking funny every once in a while now."
  225. >You blink and you are surprised, but you also give him a sly smile
  226. "I hope you let the misses in on your new found love of males, she'll probably ask to watch if she's kinky."
  227. >Fancy, thankfully, laughs.
  228. >If he didn't find that funny, it would be pretty awkward, but he is a pretty nice guy
  229. >And a pretty fuckable one too, but that's just you
  230. "Well, that's not what I had in mind."
  231. >You cross your arms with a knowing smile
  232. "Strapon?"
  233. >Fancy winks at you
  234. "Maybe. Or course, first I have to ask the misses."
  235. ---------------------------
  236. End of Part 2