- >Be a gay faggot in Equestria
- >Last time, you conquered Hoity's Toity's choice ass.
- >It was pretty cool
- >After getting chased around by Rarity for a little while, and explaining to her you were just kidding about a stain, you get to cleaning up your mess you made
- >But you talk to Rarity some more after and she thanks you, you were a great help to her and she really appreciates you yadda yadda
- >You thank her and stuff
- >She then tells you that because of the new developments, she is going to be taking a trip to Canterlot to show some of her wares off to the high-brow people there
- >She asked you to tag along
- >Though you won't have much to do there
- >you agree
- >As you take a train ride up to canterlot you talk to Rarity and she tells you she'll introduce you to some important p0nies up there that are big in the fashion world
- >One of them is a stallion named "Fancy Pants"
- >For whatever reason, you are intrigued by him.
- >You and Rarity soon exit your train and get to your hotel, unpacking
- >You both sleep in the same room, but it's not like Rarity is suspicious or anything
- >She knows you, and she knows why she has nothing to fear to sleep in the same bedroom as you.
- >You even have a pillow fight once, which was fun.
- >You then gossip with Rarity a little, and you fall asleep that night thinking about this "Fancy Pants" character
- >You get up the next morning and you help Rarity pack her things up and move around her dresses and materials
- >You bring them to the show she was at
- >You're not a model, for more then one obvious reason, so you sit in the back room
- >You help the models get in and out of costume
- >It's fast paced work, but Rarity is going to pay you extra for everything, so it makes it more worth it
- >Even the models trust you, so you get to see their bare butts and stuff
- >Though you can see any p0ny's bare butt just about any time, it's still a nice perk
- >As the show continues, you sit down and have a drink of water
- >Just then, a rather Fancy stallion comes backstage
- >You first ask him why he is here, and he simply states that he wants to see who is working with the host and models
- >That's rather nice of him, you comment
- >He's actually a pretty chill guy
- >You frown noticeably when he brings some dumb slut backstage, some skinny pink bitch
- >Why do sluts always take the hot guys?
- >Fucking mares.
- >Fancy Pants and you were hitting it off really well, and after talking with you and the models he slips you a note
- >It's a fancy invitation to a bachelor party!
- >Your worst fears are confirmed when you realize he is going to get married to that fucking hoe pony
- >You shed a single rainbow tear in respect
- >You see that the party is the night before you all leave, which is perfect.
- >You ask Rarity, and she gives you the night off
- >Now, you can score
- >Well, you're not sure
- >He may only like the vagoo
- >You never know
- >Anyway, you do your job for a couple of days until the time for Fancy's bachelor party
- >You make your way to the place, and you come inside
- >You see a bouncer outside, he lets you in when he sees you, you don't even have to show him the card
- >Obviously, they could tell the difference between a giant ape and tiny colorful horses; it's not hard to spot the ape in all that
- >Anyway, you enter inside and think about Fancy, and then you realize something
- >Once inside, you see tons of mares dancing on stripper poles
- >Many have on g-strings and thongs and stuff, shaking their booties around
- >Well, you don't expect any better of straight people
- >Soon enough, you find Fancy talking to some overly dressed stallion, not even paying attention to the festivities
- >You wave and Fancy waves back, he seems happy to see you
- >You can't get close enough to talk to him, so you have to wait around
- >In the meantime, you walk around until you find the most masculine looking dancer and imagine she has a penis flopping around in that thong
- >But it only gets you so far, so instead you go straight to drinking alcohol.
- >Finally, the entertainment leaves leaving a bunch of stripper poles around
- >You try to imagine males on them, swaying their goods in the cool room's air, but alas it is no use
- >You look around at the room's guests and try to find any hot guys you can take behind the back and pound until they are a dirty smelly stain on the wall, but they are all too posh and fancy for that sort of thing
- >Straightpeople.jpg
- >You find yourself laying down, and you even accidentally fall asleep
- >You wake up to feel a light tap
- "Uhhh... Wake up?"
- >You groggily open your eyes, you see nobody is around except for you and Fancy Pants, who woke you up
- >You quickly sit up and apologize
- >He laughs, which sounds really, really good to you
- "It's alright, Anonymous. The party somewhat "bombed" anyway."
- >The way he said 'bombed' implied he didn't know how it was used as a word
- >This guy was using his 'hip and cool slang' on a youngster like you
- >You found that pretty hilarious
- "What's wrong Fancy," you begin, still feeling a little tipsy
- "You didn't like seeing all them mares dancing around?"
- >Fancy shakes his head, which catches your attention
- "No, they were good. But I just didn't find them... exotic enough."
- >What do we have here?
- >You give a sly smile, maybe you might be able to get into his pants yet
- >But you got to be smooth
- "Well, Fancy, I'm sorry to hear that."
- >He nods, looking at you, then looking towards a stripper pole, and then back to you
- >You wonder if he is thinking what you are thinking
- "You know Fancy, it may just be us two, but maybe I can spice up the entertainment a bit."
- >Fancy raises an eyebrow, but smiles
- "I'd like that."
- >You guide Fancy over to a chair and he sits
- >The chair is right in front of a stripper pole, and you hop up to the pole
- "Ready, Fancy?"
- >Fancy smiles and gets comfortable, his eyes on you
- >You know how to get straight males into this sort of thing, you just gotta act like a girl
- >You grip the pole, walking around it slowly and do a little spin
- >You decide that you should probably be stripping, so you start with your outer shirt
- >Your undershirt is still on, your bare chest is tantalizingly close for Fancy to stare at
- >But you have to tease
- >You've always got to tease
- >You strip off your shoes and socks next
- >Then your shirt, revealing your bare chest
- >Fancy is starting to pay more attention, you think he may be just a little bi-curious
- >You soon shift off your pants and are now just in underwear
- >You stop there and hop down towards him
- >You decide you should give him a lap dance, and maybe a happy ending with it
- >You see his length is just a little bit pronounced, so you think he is enjoying the show
- >You touch his thighs and smile at him, giving him the old bedroom eyes
- "Alright, ready for your lap dance?"
- >Fancy nods, his smile growing
- >Straights never turn down a lapdance, even from a dude
- >You turn around and start wiggling your booty
- >You haven't had much practice with the art of lap dancing, but you're pretty sure he wasn't too educated on the manner either
- >You soon sit down on his crotch and start to rub up and down, his member soon becoming fully erect and you keep going
- >You'll get his cum all over your underwear, but you brought an extra pair
- >Gay people always bring an extra pair
- >As you bring Fancy closer and closer to his climax, you can hear him panting and shifting a little
- >You're going to enjoy this almost as much as he does
- >But soon, you feel his hooves on your shoulders that gently push you away
- "Stop! Stop!"
- >You jump up and turn around to Fancy, looking down at him
- >Your eyes first dart to his fully erect stallion hood
- >He looks up at you and has a strange look on his face, and he is also blushing terribly
- >There is an awkward silence, so you speak first
- "...What's wrong, Fancy?"
- >Fancy looks up at you and smiles nervously
- "Nothing! Your performance was great! I just.. I can get this sort of thing from my wife. You know?"
- >You feel a little insulted, but you nod
- "It's just that, this is my last real night as a free stallion. I want to do something I've never done before, something I can't get with Fleur."
- >You think you know where he is going with this, so you drop to one knee and place a hand around his stallionhood very gently
- "Fancy, do you want to fuck me?"
- >He blushes up terribly, making you grin
- >He looks down at you and smiles
- "Th-Thanks for the offer Anon, but that's not what I had in mind. I mean, I can do that with my wife, you know? I want something I can only do with another stallion... you know?"
- >You gain a wicked grin
- >Your boner activates by itself
- "Say no more, Fancy. I'll treat you good."
- >Fancy spreads his legs a little as you move your hands towards his rear, first gently patting his cheeks and spreading them apart
- >This literally could not turn out better for you
- >This would be your second ass you conquered.
- >And you hope to conquer many, many more.
- >But first, you've got to actually do the deed
- >Fancy looks nervous, but you open him up a bit by giving him some licks on his shaft, at the same time as you stick a finger in his bum
- >He winces, you can tell he's never done this before
- >A virgin butt? Yes. Very much yes.
- >Your boner swells with anticipation.
- >As you finger Fancy deeper, he tenses up
- "Relax Fancy. If it hurts, just relax. It's going to hurt a little though, but it will feel wonderful after a while."
- >Fancy seems to calm down a bit, but he's still got that edge about him
- >Oh well, you were the same your first time
- >You're pretty sure everyone was; having a large object stuffed up your bootyhole is pretty scary
- >But once you get used to it, or doing it to others, it just becomes one of life's simple pleasures
- >You rub Fancy's butt and stick in a second finger, and soon after that a third
- >You also grabbed some lube from your pants pocket on stage, you made sure to bring some this time
- >After what happened with Hoity, who was an experience veteran on top of that, you wanted to be prepared
- >Just in case you got lucky
- >Which you seem to do often anyways.
- >Fancy sighs as you pull your fingers out, the familiar slow sucking motion always makes pulling out take a long time
- >You then stand up, and you decide to toy with fancy a bit
- >You show off your boner, which was pretty impressive to these ponies, considering how they were like half your size
- >Fancy breathes a bit heavier, his eyes going wide at the site
- >You are going to make him just a little bit uncomfortable
- >You can't help but grin
- >You smack some lube on your dick and stroke it, the whole thing getting nice and slippery
- >Fancy isn't running away, but he is still a bit nervous
- >You give him a devilish grin as your allow your boner to hang free, and you grab both of his legs and gently spread them apart
- >Fancy looks up at you with that sort of shell-shocked look most rookies make
- >That look also just so happens to get you really horny
- >You lift up his hingquarters, his tail flopping down, and presenting his cock and balls and ass all for you on display
- >He is blushing, and he swallows nervously
- >You're really loving this
- >You bend your hips a bit and position your boner, before pressing the head against his tight, virgin pucker
- >You hear that familiar sharp-intake of air sound
- >You slowly being to penetrate, with your dick sinking in centimeter by centimeter
- >He is shivering, and you can feel him clench up around your length
- "Relax."
- >The way he looked at you was something of a religious realization, and you feel him relax, his fleshy tube now becoming much more inviting
- >He was putting complete faith and trust in you, something you found very empowering
- >You begin to feel him tense up again as you get deeper and deeper inside
- >You estimate that in exactly 3.49 seconds, you'll feel the pop and you will be in for real
- >You feel the pop at 3.38 seconds
- >You forgot how elastic equine anus is; you have to remember to add that in to your calculations next time
- >Anyway, your dick is now snuggly inside Fancy's rear
- >You pull back a bit, fighting the natural suction, before thrusting back in again slowly
- >Fancy's cock jumps, he cries out and his body shivers
- >If only he wasn't so interested in that Fleur girl, you could create a monster
- >And by monster, you mean a slut who eats cocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- >Oh well, could have should have
- >You are a bit proud that you will forever and only be the man inside this fine stallion's asshole
- >Unless they get a divorce or something
- >Or if he cheats on her with the pool boy
- >But you're still the first, which feels good
- >You pull back out a bit again and then push back in, this stallion rocking under your moves
- >This missionary position feels great, and you get to see all the cute little faces he makes
- >You gradually begin to speed up, and you can sense that Fancy is starting to enjoy it more and more
- >He seems to actually be meeting back with your thrusts, which is always a good sign
- >As you get to some real fucking, Fancy's monocle gets knocked off
- >That actually makes you feel a bit better about yourself, for whatever reason
- >His cute blue hair is getting royally fucked up by the chair, and his moans are starting to get louder
- >You move his legs up, sticking them up in the air and fucking him harder
- >His face is directly in the way of his cock's estimated spoo zone
- >He doesn't complain, and neither will you
- >You get to slapping, and you feel him really start to rock as you fuck him
- >You start to feel a bit tingling, and you see him shiver too
- >You reach up one hand and grasp his stallionhood, while also speeding up your thrusts
- >Fancy cries out as you see him cum, his white cum splattering all over his nice coat and face, and this sight sends you over the edge as well
- >But you don't want to cum inside of him, you don't want to freak him out
- >So you pull out and quickly spread his legs, and you cum right on him, and your cum quickly falls on his, you give a satisfied hiss as you unload on him
- >Once you come down from your orgasm, you let his back legs down gently, and he just lays there, coated in your combined jizz
- >You also seem to notice that his horse jizz seems more watery and less virile then yours, which makes you feel a bit proud and arrogant
- >Fancy eventually sits up, and you help him, you even help catch him before he falls over when he tries to walk
- "You'll always walk funny a little bit after, especially your first time. Don't worry about it."
- >Fancy looks up at you and smiles, he is thankful for all the advice you've given him
- >He shudders and shifts himself in place
- "Well, I know I'll be walking funny every once in a while now."
- >You blink and you are surprised, but you also give him a sly smile
- "I hope you let the misses in on your new found love of males, she'll probably ask to watch if she's kinky."
- >Fancy, thankfully, laughs.
- >If he didn't find that funny, it would be pretty awkward, but he is a pretty nice guy
- >And a pretty fuckable one too, but that's just you
- "Well, that's not what I had in mind."
- >You cross your arms with a knowing smile
- "Strapon?"
- >Fancy winks at you
- "Maybe. Or course, first I have to ask the misses."
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- End of Part 2