- >Be Anon in Equestria
- >Be inventor
- >Create crazy shit
- >This world's physics are far different from your world, so you can make things that wouldn't work in your world
- >Create a shrink ray
- >Realize you're late for your babysitting job
- >Put it in your pocket, and run over to the house where you got to babysit
- >Filthy Rich gives you the rundown
- "Oh, and you don't mind if her friend is over too?"
- >You shake your head, you need the money.
- >Hopefully this rich guy gives tips.
- >Go inside
- >See two horrible fucking monsters
- >They were named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
- >Fuck, fuck FUCK FUCK
- >You've heard about these two
- >They are horrible, HORRIBLE
- >As soon as their dad is gone they are the rudest little shits you can imagine
- >Kicking you, demanding you do things, being rude as fuck, etc.
- >At one point in the afternoon they *make* you join a Tea party of theirs
- "Are you going to sip some of your tea, Anon?" Diamond Tiara asks
- >You glare at her
- "Yes."
- "Yes what?"
- >You sigh
- "Yes... Princess."
- "Oh good!" She says with her normal evil grin
- >You sip some imaginary tea
- >Silver Spoony speaks up
- "You know, you don't like you're enjoying this very much."
- "I'm not paid enough to need to enjoy it too."
- "You better enjoy it!" Silver Spoon says, getting up from her chair
- >You look over at her
- "Or what?"
- "Or I'll make you enjoy it!"
- >You raise an eyebrow at Silver Spoon
- "You aren't big enough to make me."
- >Silver Spoon gets pissed
- >She stomps towards you
- "You do what I tell you to do!"
- >You scoff
- "As I said, you aren't BIG ENOUGH to make me do anything, little filly."
- >She screams
- "But I am big enough to do this!"
- >She turns around and bucks you in the nuts
- >You bend down, clutching your balls
- "You... you bitch!"
- >She and Diamond Tiara laugh
- >You get even more pissed
- >You are so enraged you reach into your pocket and point the shrink ray at Silver Spoon
- >She gasps as you fire, and her whole body glows
- >After a few seconds, her glasses clatter to the floor as her body shrinks down to a tiny size
- >Diamond Tiara's mouth is wide open in shock, Silver Spoon is screaming
- >You reach down and pick her up
- >You hold the tiny Silver Spoon in your hand
- >You know you can't *really* hurt her, else you would obviously get in huge trouble, but you can make her fucking suffer
- >You put her down on the table and press down on her with your thumb, her tiny screams are like music to your ears
- >Then you put her in one of the tiny tea-cups, and watch as she helplessly tries to climb out with her tiny hooves
- >She cannot get out, she starts to cry a little
- >You pick her up one last time
- >Time to teach this bitch a lesson
- >You raise her up to your face
- >You open your mouth, your hot breath and sharp canines making her quiver
- >You then pop her in your mouth, you can feel her little body squirming inside of it
- >Diamond Tiara is so shocked, it's actually hilarious
- >You shift your tongue around, knocking her around in your mouth, even up and down and you can feel her fall up and down and coughing
- >You have to resist the urge to chew
- >She tries to wrestle your tongue, but she cannot escape the cage of your teeth
- >You make sure to keep sucking air into your mouth so she can breath, but it must be unbearably hot in there
- >You have had enough fun, it's time to really scar her for life
- >You stand up tall, tilt your head back, and swallow
- >Diamond Tiara is just dead quiet
- >You decide to fuck with her too, you open your mouth and go "AAAAHHHH", showing her you've swallowed her friend
- >She screams
- >She knew you were a meat-eater, most ponies did, but not like this
- >You smile and sit down, shifting to get comfortable
- >The horribly satisfying feeling of the tiny filly sliding down your esophagus is tickling you from the inside
- >You sit up and shake yourself, you'd had your fun, now you got to do what you got to do
- >You tilt your head back, lift up your middle finger after first flashing it at Diamond Tiara
- >And then you stuff it down your throat
- >You lungh forward and puke all over the tea-table and the cloth, with the tiny Diamond Tiara floating around and bumping into chunks of whatever you ate today, coughing
- >You wipe some vomit off your chin and bring out your shrink-ray again
- >You turn it to the reverse setting and bring her back to normal size
- >She starts crying, obviously
- "Now both of you, clean this up before Filthy Rich gets home."
- >They both stare at you
- "CLEAN IT UP!"
- >They rush and hurry up, you go downstairs and chill out on the couch
- >In a few hours, Filthy Rich gets home and pays you
- >He asks how they were
- "Well behaved."
- >Filthy Rich is surprised, and thanks you before you leave
- >You hear down the grapevine that Diamond Tiara had nightmares about getting eaten by monsters for like months afterward
- >Feels good man, feels good
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- The end.