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(Clop?) Silver Spoon Vore

By: Pony_Azathoth on Aug 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.79 KB  |  hits: 181  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Anon in Equestria
  2. >Be inventor
  3. >Create crazy shit
  4. >This world's physics are far different from your world, so you can make things that wouldn't work in your world
  5. >Create a shrink ray
  6. >Realize you're late for your babysitting job
  7. >Put it in your pocket, and run over to the house where you got to babysit
  8.  
  9. >Filthy Rich gives you the rundown
  10. "Oh, and you don't mind if her friend is over too?"
  11. >You shake your head, you need the money.
  12. >Hopefully this rich guy gives tips.
  13. >Go inside
  14. >See two horrible fucking monsters
  15. >They were named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
  16. >Fuck, fuck FUCK FUCK
  17.  
  18. >You've heard about these two
  19. >They are horrible, HORRIBLE
  20. >As soon as their dad is gone they are the rudest little shits you can imagine
  21. >Kicking you, demanding you do things, being rude as fuck, etc.
  22.  
  23. >At one point in the afternoon they *make* you join a Tea party of theirs
  24. "Are you going to sip some of your tea, Anon?" Diamond Tiara asks
  25. >You glare at her
  26. "Yes."
  27. "Yes what?"
  28. >You sigh
  29. "Yes... Princess."
  30. "Oh good!" She says with her normal evil grin
  31. >You sip some imaginary tea
  32. >Silver Spoony speaks up
  33. "You know, you don't like you're enjoying this very much."
  34. "I'm not paid enough to need to enjoy it too."
  35. "You better enjoy it!" Silver Spoon says, getting up from her chair
  36. >You look over at her
  37. "Or what?"
  38. "Or I'll make you enjoy it!"
  39. >You raise an eyebrow at Silver Spoon
  40. "You aren't big enough to make me."
  41. >Silver Spoon gets pissed
  42.  
  43. >She stomps towards you
  44. "You do what I tell you to do!"
  45. >You scoff
  46. "As I said, you aren't BIG ENOUGH to make me do anything, little filly."
  47. >She screams
  48. "But I am big enough to do this!"
  49. >She turns around and bucks you in the nuts
  50. >You bend down, clutching your balls
  51. "You... you bitch!"
  52. >She and Diamond Tiara laugh
  53. >You get even more pissed
  54. >You are so enraged you reach into your pocket and point the shrink ray at Silver Spoon
  55. >She gasps as you fire, and her whole body glows
  56. >After a few seconds, her glasses clatter to the floor as her body shrinks down to a tiny size
  57. >Diamond Tiara's mouth is wide open in shock, Silver Spoon is screaming
  58. >You reach down and pick her up
  59.  
  60. >You hold the tiny Silver Spoon in your hand
  61. >You know you can't *really* hurt her, else you would obviously get in huge trouble, but you can make her fucking suffer
  62. >You put her down on the table and press down on her with your thumb, her tiny screams are like music to your ears
  63. >Then you put her in one of the tiny tea-cups, and watch as she helplessly tries to climb out with her tiny hooves
  64. >She cannot get out, she starts to cry a little
  65. >You pick her up one last time
  66. >Time to teach this bitch a lesson
  67. >You raise her up to your face
  68. >You open your mouth, your hot breath and sharp canines making her quiver
  69. >You then pop her in your mouth, you can feel her little body squirming inside of it
  70. >Diamond Tiara is so shocked, it's actually hilarious
  71. >You shift your tongue around, knocking her around in your mouth, even up and down and you can feel her fall up and down and coughing
  72. >You have to resist the urge to chew
  73. >She tries to wrestle your tongue, but she cannot escape the cage of your teeth
  74. >You make sure to keep sucking air into your mouth so she can breath, but it must be unbearably hot in there
  75.  
  76. >You have had enough fun, it's time to really scar her for life
  77. >You stand up tall, tilt your head back, and swallow
  78. >Diamond Tiara is just dead quiet
  79. >You decide to fuck with her too, you open your mouth and go "AAAAHHHH", showing her you've swallowed her friend
  80. >She screams
  81. >She knew you were a meat-eater, most ponies did, but not like this
  82. >You smile and sit down, shifting to get comfortable
  83. >The horribly satisfying feeling of the tiny filly sliding down your esophagus is tickling you from the inside
  84. >You sit up and shake yourself, you'd had your fun, now you got to do what you got to do
  85. >You tilt your head back, lift up your middle finger after first flashing it at Diamond Tiara
  86. >And then you stuff it down your throat
  87. >You lungh forward and puke all over the tea-table and the cloth, with the tiny Diamond Tiara floating around and bumping into chunks of whatever you ate today, coughing
  88. >You wipe some vomit off your chin and bring out your shrink-ray again
  89. >You turn it to the reverse setting and bring her back to normal size
  90. >She starts crying, obviously
  91. "Now both of you, clean this up before Filthy Rich gets home."
  92. >They both stare at you
  93. "CLEAN IT UP!"
  94. >They rush and hurry up, you go downstairs and chill out on the couch
  95. >In a few hours, Filthy Rich gets home and pays you
  96. >He asks how they were
  97. "Well behaved."
  98. >Filthy Rich is surprised, and thanks you before you leave
  99. >You hear down the grapevine that Diamond Tiara had nightmares about getting eaten by monsters for like months afterward
  100. >Feels good man, feels good
  101. ----------------
  102. The end.