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(Clop) Plastic Pony Parts (Part 4)

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  1. >Rarity and Twilight have a talk
  2. >Twilight thinks about berating Rarity for giving in so easily, but decides against it.
  3. >She thanks Rarity for the information and works on her new spell a little more, hoping to make it stronger next time.
  4. >She would not let this presence beat her!
  5.  
  6. >Anon was off from work today.
  7. >He spent it browsing 4chan and such
  8. >The usual
  9. >But he also couldn't help looking at that special webpage
  10. >So much pony, so much strange.
  11. >He was really looking for information on how strangely the toys were acting
  12. >Shit; it's bad enough he can describe a sex toy as "acting" in any fashion, much less a bad way
  13. >He eventually finds a button he hasn't seen before
  14. >It leads to a strange chatroom
  15. >He wonders what is happening
  16. >Suddenly, some words pop up
  17.  
  18. Discord: Hello.
  19. Anonymous: Hi?
  20. Discord: Hello, Anonymous.
  21. Anonymous: How do you know my name?
  22. Discord: It's in the chat.
  23. Anonymous: Oh right.
  24.  
  25. >Anonymous slapped himself for being stupid
  26. >Wait a minute, why was his name on there? He didn't put that in!
  27. >Unless it like, took it from the times when he gave his information to buy the toys
  28. >Which is creepy in itself
  29.  
  30. Discord: Enjoying your toys?
  31. Anonymous: ...Yes. Who are you?
  32. Discord: Just a user on this sight.
  33. Anonymous: Why is your name Discord?
  34. Anonymous: Are you role playing right now?
  35. Discord: Ha, no. But I have something important to tell you.
  36.  
  37. >Anonymous quickly typed back to the mysterious messenger
  38. Anonymous: What is it?
  39. Discord: We have a bit of a community here. It's very small, you're our newest member. We don't really get new blood, so nobody could tell you about what to expect with those toys you bought, so I will.
  40. Discord: The toys are programmed to have random effects, and will attempt to resist you. It is a game we play, you have to please it to overcome them, it keeps things interesting.
  41. Anonymous: Oh! That happened to me with my Rarity toy. It pushed me out and I spanked it until it let me back in.
  42. Discord: Ah, so you've already began. My mistake. I have things to attend to, sorry, so I must be going.
  43. Discord: Oh, and enjoy yourself.
  44. *Discord has left the chat*
  45.  
  46. >Anonymous sat there
  47. >He waited, but nobody else entered the chat
  48. >He was alone
  49. >Did people really even chat on here? How small was the group was he talking about
  50. >He shook his head, he was thinking into this a bit too much.
  51. >In the meantime though, he felt a little horny after that talk
  52. >He looked behind him and reached under his bed; his new hiding spot
  53. >He reached until he found a butt
  54. >let's see who the lucky lady is...
  55.  
  56. >Anonymous pulled out a butt
  57. >He saw the rainbow tail first
  58. "Hello there, Rainbow Dash."
  59. >He put it up on the bed.
  60. >He stood behind it, admiring the visage of her rear in plastic.
  61. "You've got a nice tush, Dashie."
  62. >Anonymous spoke to himself, and rubbed his hands together
  63. >Man he was getting way to excited for a piece of manufactured plastic.
  64. >He felt a little embarrassed, but he had invented a whole fantasy in his head about this while he was at work yesterday
  65. >He reached forward, gently grasped Dash's tail, and pulled back harshly
  66. "Gotcha! We played tag, and I won. So give me my reward, Dashie..."
  67.  
  68. >Rainbow Dash flew over the skies of Ponyville, just looking around
  69. >She hoped to find one of her friends soon, she was bored today
  70. >Suddenly, she felt her tail get yanked back
  71. >The motion shocked her so much that she began to fall instead of fly
  72. >Using her wings, she flapped and managed to get up to cloud
  73. >She sat down on it and checked out her tail
  74. >She felt a strange weight on her flank
  75. >She tried to brush it off
  76. "...Is this some kind of weird cramp?"
  77. >Rainbow Dash wasn't prepared for what came next.
  78.  
  79. >She felt something fleshy insert itself in her butthole
  80. "Ouch!" she cried out, holding her flank
  81. >She tried to shake it out but it wouldn't'
  82. >She tried to fly and get away from this thing, but it was stuck to her!
  83.  
  84. >Anon took his finger out of Dash's butt
  85. >He took her tail and held it in his mouth, and aimed his rock-hard dick
  86. >He penetrated her tight Marehood and pulled up on the tail with his teeth
  87. "I'm gonna make you come in ten seconds flat!" Anonymous said through the fake tail
  88. >He could almost feel the autism flying off him, but he didn't even give a single fuck
  89.  
  90. >Rainbow Dash nearly nosedived as she got tugged and fucked at once
  91. "Get off me!"
  92. >She flew up, fighting through the pain and pleasure
  93. >She couldn't shake it off, it was too fast
  94. >But, could it be as fast as her?
  95.  
  96. >Anonymous humped the toy, but soon slowed down and stopped as he didn't want to cum to fast
  97. "Oh geez, dash. You're a great lay..."
  98. >He wasted a few seconds with his fingers, massaging around Rainbow Dash's blue marshmallow plastic pony butthole
  99. >Soon, he was ready to enter again
  100.  
  101. >Rainbow Dash went up very high, higher than normal
  102. >She felt the thing touching around her backdoor
  103. >She shivered as she readied herself to dive.
  104. "If you think you're putting that... thing... inside my rear, you've got another thing coming! Come on fucker, let's see if you can keep up..."
  105. >Rainbow Dash began her dive
  106.  
  107. >Rainbow Dash flew down right as she felt the head of the probe poking around her butthole
  108. >She flapped her wings harder, she wasn't going to stand for this
  109. >She felt the wind whistling and blowing her hair back
  110. >She began to see a cone appear around her
  111. >The wind was so fast, she saw the ground flying at her
  112. >She waited and at the last second pulled up as fast as she could
  113. >At that moment, the cone broke and Ponyville was blessed with a majestic Sonic-Rainboom...
  114.  
  115. >Anonymous poked his head around the Rainbow Dash doll's butthole
  116. >He jerked himself off first
  117. "I'm going to cum in there; I caught you!"
  118. >He fapped hard, and right before he came began to stick himself in the hole
  119. >Suddenly, a fucking rainbow flash of light exploded from her ass and vag
  120. >The toy flew forward and smashed into the drywall across from his bed, cracking the wall
  121. >At the same time Anon came, and a wave of force pushed him back
  122. >He fucking slammed into his desk as cum was shotgunned back at him by the blast
  123. >he felt his jizz needle onto his skin
  124. >His head slammed into the desk and he winced, crying out in pain even in the afterglow
  125. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
  126.  
  127. >Rainbow Dash roared in Triumph as she felt the thing be blasted away from her
  128. >She grinned, she was so going to brag to Twilight about this
  129. >She didn't need no stupid spell!
  130.  
  131. (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0II4pRfQykS - Voiced by OverlordAnon)
  132.  
  133. >Anonymous stood up in shock, just looking over his room
  134. "What the fuck! WHAT THE FUCK!"
  135. >He didn't know these toys had fucking rocket fuel in them
  136. >That was some sort of ass and vagina eruption
  137. >Where did that even come from?
  138. >He surveyed the damage, and cleaned up the drywall dust and chunks
  139. >He also cleaned up his head, a little blood was trickling down his neck
  140. >He limped off and cleaned up
  141. >He came back, and saw the Rainbow Dash toy just lying there
  142. >He gave it a middle finger salute
  143. "I'll deal with you later."
  144. >He walked over and kicked the butt under his bed
  145.  
  146. >In Ponyville, Rainbow Dash struted around Twilight and Spike, her normal egotistical grin spread on her face
  147. "And then, as the stupid thing tried to put it in me, I zoomed away and BOOM! I pulled off another Sonic Rainboom. See Twilight? Your fancy Unicorn magic isn't alwa-"
  148. >She was cut off as her butt got thrown up and she was kicked back
  149. "Ouch!"
  150. "What was that? Are you ok?" Twilight asked
  151. "Yeah, I'm fine, but something just kicked me in the butt..."
  152. >Spike gave a little smile
  153. "About time."
  154. ---------------------------
  155. >Anon called up his friend that works on houses
  156. >He will fix up Anon's wall in a few days
  157. >Anon insisted on paying, but his friend still gave a nice discount
  158. >At any rate, he went online back to the chatroom on the weird site
  159. >He saw the user "Discord" online
  160.  
  161. Anonymous: Hello?
  162. Discord: What's up?
  163. Anonymous: My toy just fucking exploding from under me! It flew away and smashed into the wall and it busted by fucking head over my desk.
  164. Discord: AHAHHAHAHAH
  165. Discord: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
  166. Discord: OH FUCK AHAHAHAHHA
  167. *Discord has left the chat*
  168.  
  169. >Wow, what an asshole
  170. >Anon was a little mad
  171. >He was worried about his toys
  172. >He hoped that they wouldn't do that again, he didn't want to die while fucking a plastic pony toy
  173. >That would be very, very embarrassing
  174.  
  175. >After going out and getting some groceries, he decided to play with the toys a little more
  176. >Not have sex with them, but he just wanted to check them out
  177. >So, he pulled out Pinkie Pie's toy
  178.  
  179. >Pinkie Pie was baking
  180. >In the middle of a hectic work day
  181. >She jumped out and presented the new cake to Ms.Cake
  182. >She nodded quickly, dough stuck on the side of her check after her last project
  183. >Pinkie Pie put the covering over the cake and ran out to give it to the waiting costumers
  184. >She held the cake out in one hoof
  185. "Filthy Rich! Err I mean Mr.Rich! I have your cake!"
  186. >He smiled at her, his daughter beside him
  187. >It was for her birthday
  188. >So of course, it was a very fancy and expensive cake
  189. >As she trotted over, she suddenly felt something tug her hair down
  190. "Not now gummy!"
  191. >Her tail flew down and up
  192. >Spun around in circles
  193. >She bounced up and down
  194. >The cake bouncing precariously
  195. >Mr.Rich cried out, not wanting to spill the cake
  196. >His daughter was even worse
  197. "DON'T LET HER RUIN MY CAKE DADDY!"
  198. >Pinkie grimaced, she felt somebody tickle her genitals, and she bit her own tongue
  199.  
  200. >Pinkie wiggled over and quickly gave Filthy the cake
  201. >He smiled and thanked her, glad his daughter wasn't going to kill him
  202. >She nodded and ran up to her room
  203. >She heard Mr.Cake behind her
  204. "Pinkie! It's rush hour, you can't leave now!"
  205. "Bathroom! Emergency!"
  206. >Mr.Cake ran back downstairs and had to work double time with his wife
  207.  
  208. >Pinkie locked herself in the bathroom, and looked at herself in the mirror
  209. >She was wondering what was going on, then thought of something
  210. "Is this my Pinkie sense? What does it mean!?"
  211. >She looked around worried, sure something terrible was going to happen
  212.  
  213. >Anon stopped tugging on the tail and poking around
  214. >He wanted to get a better look inside the toy, but he couldn't unless he broke it
  215. >He spread apart the toy's vagina and butthole
  216. >Trying to get a better look inside
  217.  
  218. "Oh Celestia, what does this mean?!"
  219. >Pinkie looked back into the mirror and could feel but not see what was happening
  220. >She felt some fingers enter her
  221.  
  222. >Pinkie didn't like that feeling, and so she decided to fight back
  223. >She clenched her self down on the fingers, and then used her thighs to clench and release
  224. >She began to do this very quickly
  225.  
  226. >Anon slipped a few fingers inside the toy, hoping to find something deep within
  227. >As he went, the toy seemed to clench down on him
  228. "...That must feel really good..." He said to himself
  229. >Suddenly the toy began to buzz and clench/unclench very quickly
  230. >It was like a reverse vibrator or something
  231.  
  232. >Pinkie began to feel very pleasured
  233. >She couldn't help herself
  234. >She wasn't known for lasting very long anyways
  235. >She shivered as she orgasmed, her innards convulsing around the foreign invader
  236.  
  237. >Anon pulled his fingers out of the toy as he felt it shiver and convulse
  238. >He smiled, hoping he could feel that on his dick one day
  239.  
  240. >Pinkie Pie soon came downstairs, and returned to the kitchen
  241. >It was even worse then before, both the Cakes were covered in batter and sugar
  242. "Sorry about that, Mr and Miss Cake. I needed to take care of something."
  243. >Mr.Cake looked at Pinkie
  244. >He saw her satisfied expression and how she had just been doing something physical
  245. "...Pinkie, we don't have time to do things like that at work! And wash your hooves before you work again!"
  246. "I didn't use my hooves!" Pinkie replied, before covering her mouth with her hoof and blushing
  247. "I mean, uh, yes Mr.Cake!"
  248.  
  249. >Anon sat back after the toy just jerked his fingers off
  250. >He realized that all the toys were different
  251. >Is this what that "Discord" guy meant? That the toys were different per pone?
  252. >Each pony was unique, each toy was unique with them?
  253. >If that was the case, do the other ones also have these features?
  254. >Anon raised an eyebrow at his computer, and he was tempted to buy more of them.
  255. >But not now
  256. >At any rate; he'd record what he had
  257. >And so he could out a piece of paper and began to write
  258. 'The Clop Journal & Review of Bad-Dragon's pony toys'
  259. >He would never regret this, hopefully.
  260. -----------------------------
  261. End Part 4