- >Anon wakes up in the morning
- >His alarm clock beeps, just seconds from he wakes up
- >Anon blinks and turns it off
- >He gets up, and shakes his head
- >His feet kick over the bed, swinging back and forth slightly
- >His ankle hits something under his head
- >The box!
- >He reaches down and grabs it out
- >He looks down and grabs out the slightly off-white fleshlight
- >He admires it for a second, and then sniffs it
- >Smells like a vanilla- french vanilla
- >Fancy as hell
- >He decides to have a taste test
- >Twilight and Flutters had told the others
- >They warned Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity, and Applejack about the strange sensations
- >But nobody else; they didn't want to start a panic
- >Rarity was in her boutique
- >She skipped across the floor, using her magic to levitate some fabric
- >She floats the fabric over to a mannequin
- "...Perhaps some yellow would go good with that."
- >As she worked, she felt a little bit of air breeze across her privates
- >She shivered and blushed, how unladylike
- >She pressed her tail down, that was uncomfortable
- >Then, she felt something wet and slimy on her nether lips
- >She screamed and whipped her head back
- >Her tail was pressed but something was still dancing around her privates
- >She let her tail up but it remained
- >She backpedaled to a mirror, blushing as she looked over at her nudity
- >The moisture was still there, but it wasn't really there
- >She felt the tip of something very slimy touch her clit, and she gasped
- >She put on her classic black cloak she wore whenever she felt like being out-casted, and ran out the store.
- >Anon kept one eye on the clock as he kissed and mouthed on the fake pone vagina
- >It wasn't offering him any pleasure, obviously, but there was something dirty and sexy about it
- >Also the french vanilla flavor was unique and interesting.
- >He finally struck out his tongue and parted the fake lips and made his tongue slowly down the false vagina
- >He drew back out, and then back in again
- >Wiggling his tongue around
- >He blushed, but when he rolled his eyes over to the clock he knew he couldn't keep this up
- >He drew his tongue out and gave one last long lick
- >All the way from base to top
- >special attention was given to the horse clit
- >Finally, he drew off and put the fleshlight down
- >He had to go to work today
- >Rarity slammed her hoof against the library door
- "Twilight! Open the door please! Darling please!"
- >Twilight ran to the door, she heard a sense of urgency in Rarity's voice
- "Oh god Twilight it's going in! All the way in!"
- >She opened the door and Rarity almost fell face first to the ground
- >She caught herself with her hooves
- >Her tail was held high, her thighs clenching
- "Oh it's so slimy Twilight!~"
- >Twilight helped her inside and quickly tried to use magic to find out what was going on
- >Rarity cried out for a second time as the invisible thing penetrated her deeper, and then pulled out and left
- >She panted as she calmed down, a little disappointed the thing didn't finish the job.
- >Rarity slowly comes back to her sense, blushing at all this debauchery around.
- >She couldn't say she didn't enjoy the tongue lashing though.
- >She explained the events to Twilight, who nodded and wrote it down
- >She told Rarity to be on the lookout for strange ponies; especially unicorns
- >Perhaps there was one who had an invisibility spell or something?
- >Now that it had affect three different ponies, She had to spread the word to the Princess
- "Spike, take a letter."
- >Spike stood still, still staring
- "Spike!"
- >He was staring at Rarity
- >He seemed to have gone into some kind of shock seeing her moaning and groaning like that
- >Twilight sighed and walked over to her assistant to knock some sense into him.
- >Anon grabbed a Nutri-bar on the way out
- >He bit into it, climbing into his crappy car and driving away
- >He got to work and started to stock the shelves
- >Fucking Wal-Mart.
- >Soon, business picked up and he was shifted to the registers
- >He opened his and started to go through that familiar grind
- >His soul was slowly dying
- >But that meant money
- >And money meant not being dead
- >Recently though, money has meant something else.
- >Plastic Pony Parts
- >He enjoyed those.
- >As he worked, he saw a familiar looking man, who walked up to his register to make his order.
- >Anon looked at the man
- >He was wearing a hideous outfit
- >Hawaii shirt and colorful shorts and ugly mis-matched socks and shoes.
- >Jesus christ
- >He put down only one item to buy
- >A bottle of Chocolate Milk
- "I won't need a bag."
- >Anon nod's, recognizing the voice but not saying anything.
- >He rang it up and the man payed for it quickly
- >He than opened up the bottle right there and chugged almost half of it
- >He let out a satisfied sigh
- >Anon wanted to tell him to piss off a bit, but nobody was coming to his line
- >Which was strange, considering there were many other lines that were full and Anon thought it would be smarter to go to his line.
- "So," the man began, smiling at Anon crookedly
- "Did you enjoy your delivery?"
- >Anon froze
- >His suspicions confirmed, it was the delivery man from before
- "...Yeah." Anon says, the man didn't know what was in that package though, right? There was no way...
- "Just make sure to keep checking on some special orders; you never know what might be on sale next."
- >He winked at Anon, and then quickly strut away
- >Anon looked after him
- >He forgot to check this time, but he could have sworn that man's eyes were yellow.
- >Anon soon got off work
- >He was frustrated and pissed off
- >He didn't fell pent up, but he wanted to relieve some stress
- >He yearned to use his pony toys.
- >Once he got home he actually forgot a bit about pony toys and browsed /mlp/ and other websites
- >Checked out some stuff, lurking and waiting
- >Another wasted day in his pitiful life
- >He very soon found himself some pornography
- >Acquire porn, retrieve random fleshlight.
- >Pinkie's this time
- >Her's is probably the creepiest, but also strangely arousing.
- >Pinkie Pie hopped around the town
- >Gathering party supplies
- >She grabbed a hoof full of balloons
- >The balloon dealer turned around to get her her change
- >Even though it was physically impossible, she was suddenly lifted into the air and floated away
- >The dealer turned around to see her gone
- >He was at first confused, but then he smiled and laughed to himself
- >Pinkie did that sometimes, it was basically just a crazy way to leave a tip.
- >Pinkie floated in the air lazily
- >She spied Rainbow Dash chilling on a cloud somewhere
- >She began to float over to her
- >She opened her mouth to speak, when she suddenly felt something thrusted roughly into her marehood
- "Ouchie!" she cried, looking behind her
- >Slam slam slam
- >The thing was pounding her mercilessly
- >This must have been what Twilight and Fluttershy was taking about
- "Too hard! Too hard!"
- >Her lips spread fully apart, strange alien things holding her open as the other object drilled her
- >She flailed uselessly but couldn't escape this ghostly thing
- >The thing kept going, and then started to twitch and spray a small amount of warm and sticky liquid in her
- >Well, at least that's what she felt
- >nothing had actually changed about her, but the rough pleasure was still there
- >Rainbow Dash looked over and saw Pinkie's concerned look
- "Pinkie, are you ok?"
- >Pinkie looked at Rainbow and shook her head
- "I gotta talk to Twilight, dashie!"
- >Rainbow Dash wondered what she meant, but quickly put two and two together and she helped Pinkie float over to the library.
- >As they entered, they saw Spike about to blow away a letter
- "Wait Spike!" Rainbow said; "We have another incident!"
- >Spike stopped and Twilight came out, a little too eager to take down the report.
- >Anon sat in his computer chair a little sweaty and barely satisfied
- >He held Pinkie's fleshlight in his hand, his dick just finished inside it
- >He fucked it a little to hard and fast and now he was just blowing off steam
- >He hated it when he had one of those really weak, boring orgasms.
- >After cleaning up he went online again and found his bookmark
- >He navigated to the site, and saw something flashing
- 'NEW SPECIAL OFFER! TODAY ONLY!'
- >Oh jesus christ what is this.
- >Anon hesitantly clicked the link
- >He looked it over
- "Tired of normal Fleshlights? Do you want to bring your pony sex life to the next level?"
- >oh no
- "Then, send in your old, boring Fleshlights for new, whole-flank replicas!"
- >please god no
- >Anon looked at the pictures
- >Mane 6, each was now the upper part of a butt
- >Each had a show-accurate tail coming off it that was adjustable
- >They had a butthole and vagina
- >oh man
- >If you turned in your Fleshlights, it only cost about 20 bucks
- >Anon wasn't sure if he was really going to waste his money on it
- >was he going to do it?
- >The deal had a timer suddenly
- >It was counting down
- >Less then a minute
- >He had to make a choice!
- >he didn't really have the money to spend
- >But in the last 10 seconds he said "Fuck it"
- >add to cart
- >He sat back, receiving the confirmation message.
- >He laughed, he couldn't believe what he had come to
- >After taking a shower and washing off all of the used Pony toys, he made sure they were totally dry and put them back in the box
- >He went to the post office and mailed them back to the sender
- >Once he got home and ate dinner he sat back easy
- >At least he got those things out of the house for a few days.
- =================
- End Part 2
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